Real talk, could there be a proper, mainstream, prime TV documentary on this guy...

How do we save him?

It's on the same channel.

The youtube docuseries is as good as anything; it could never be adapted to mainstream because all of Chris's content is so tied up in really hard-to-license IPs and "laughing at weird autistic shit" is a really niche.

Honestly don't know what he's gonna do when he progresses beyond Classic Chris; how the fuck do you go about documenting all of the weird little tranny tweets and pony shit that's been going down for the past few years?

just lay it out there like he has been

I watched like the first 13 every night in a row and I think it made me depressed and irritable

Japan might be into it

also im pretty sure his family could sue your ass if you are a big company

who?

The only people who're alive and care are Chris and Barb, and maybe Cole Smithey but he's tried as hard as possible to distance himself from Chris. Barb's so old and presumably traumatized by things that I don't think she would even bother and Chris probably doesn't even know how to file a lawsuit instead of just sperging on social media.

Hell Chris even seems to enjoy the attention as long as you aren't explicitly making fun of him.

No, and genuinely thinking its possible just shows how retarded you are Kiwifag

No chance in hell. BUT, if they were going to do it, it would be pro-Chris and about cyberbullying.

It would end with a saccharine scene with Chris talking about transitioning.

Pickle Man is a kino villain

I just watched the Bluespike reveal and truly felt sorry for Chris-chan.

>that unearthly rage from Chris when Bluespike threatens to delete the PSN
>Chris not understanding that he can't have Julie AND the PSN
>"I chose the right thing!"
>the sounds of struggling of Chris shoving the medallion up his ass
>the other trolls telling Bluespike to stop
>the Julie reveal
>Bluespike was 13 years old

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A Louis Theroux documentary would be amazing.

Make it a nine-part epic biopic saga.
It should start with an Original Trilogy detailing the events of everything from the Megan Saga to the First Exile, a Prequel Trilogy detailing everything before the Megan Saga, and a Sequel Trilogy detailing everything after the First Exile.
Shot in 60fps analog 8mm, 16mm, 35mm and 70mm film as well as videotape.
It will also have animated scenes which are direct adaptations of the Sonichu comics.
For each movie, there will be a theatrical edition running for about two hours per film and an extended edition running for about three to four hours per film.
The extended edition will only be shown in IMAX and Dolby Cinemas and on DVD, Blu-ray and 4K Ultra HD.
Wide releases and digital platforms will only get the theatrical edition.
There will also be an IMAX 70mm roadshow release of the extended edition.
The extended editions will also have an overture, entr'acte, and exit music, like the 70mm epics of old.

Who?

I would like to make a documentary about him myself but it's literally impossible since i'm not murican.

I don't think that any official mainstream studios want anything to do with an autistic schizophrenic that drinks his own cum with fanta.

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That was legitimately the hardest part of the series to watch. I wonder if the other trolls wanted Bluespike to stop because they genuinely felt sorry for Chris or if they just didn't want to watch him sticking stuff up his ass.

I saw one of the youtube docs on him recently and even though someone here deemed it the best, it felt really lacking. I learned more about CWC but it just skimmed over the sagas and I feel like you have to spend more time on each one to get the feel of it right. Not only that, but make a clearer image of his descent from blisfully unaware weirdo to beyond the pale real life tragic figure. There's a good doc in it but it needs direction.

My Chris Chan movie would be directed by Harmony Korine and deal with Megan, the Chandlers and the Game Place in the kind of disturbing way Korine did Gummo. The Sonichu sequences would be in crude stop-motion narrated by Chris.

I was the same, I felt sick thinking of him so much.

I think its probably just covering the their asses honestly. They only said stop near the end, and still let him do all that terrible stuff.

Probably didn't want to get in trouble with the law.

There will also be a ton of appendices for the DVD, Blu-ray and 4K Ultra HD release of the Extended Edition.
There will also be a budget-friendly release of the saga which only contains the Theatrical Edition on DVD and/or Blu-ray and nothing else.

Yes, you need to spend more money for the Extended Editions but you have to since the Theatrical Editions are basically just summaries of the saga because the mainstream audience would probably be too overwhelmed with watching a three to four-hour biopic epic.

Nothing we can do now but pray

>CWC was anti Obama
>Trans CWC was pro Hilary and anti Trump
What happened bros?

He knows nothing about politics and doesn't actually care about political issues. He inhereted conservatism from Bob but once he died and couldn't stop Chris from becoming a tranny (which he only did because he thought he could start hitting on lesbians as a countermeasure against the infinitely-high-boyfriend-factor) he had to take up liberalism because that's the "approved" position for lesbians and trannies.

With someone that autistic, telling them point blank “2+2=5” is enough to brainwash them.

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Chris only cares about what serves his immediate interests. Liberalism encourages ugly trannies like him, therefore he supports it.

Chris just listened to Bob. Bob is dead so Chris now listens to what TV and Tranny Twitter tell him. Both say Orange Man Bad.

What is the attraction to cwc? I never understood why it's so intriguing but it is. Is it because we finally found someone who is more of a loser than us?

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Its more of a just when you think he can't go any lower, he finds a way.

I see a lot of my own traits in him, only taken to much further extremes.

I just finished ep 19 of A Comprehensive History
what a fucking ride.
I had this thought, that it would make great tv, but hollywood can't do it.
a tv show about a similar character could get off the ground.

Bluespike is unbelieveably based.

He just really doesn't like blacks

is he the most documented human alive? he HAS to be in the top 3 at least

his mother is on death's door and his brother hates him

For me it was the first time Yea Forums was discussing one of Chris's most recent videos screaming about those damn dirty trolls and also seeing Sonichu. And it's just funny trolling because he's such a manchild.

But then you go deeper into the layers and find how creepy and weird he can be, and also how tragic all of it is. It was someone who was so weird and too dumb to not have a mental content filter like we all have. Chris is the type who could just blurt out that he shoved sex toys in his ass and watched porn to make himself straight.

how easy is it for someone to approach chris? like his address is publicly known, could you just ring his doorbell and he answers?. do people just see him around town a lot?

We need to go back in time and kidnap him before he was molested by that babysitter, apparently, her locking him up really fucked him up. After that we do our best to train him so that he can kill his alternate tranny self in this timeline so we can end it's suffering.
Autism isn't a death sentence but lets be honest, he had shit parents, especially his mom, Sonic only empowered his autism

there was one guy who wrote updates of his life every five minutes

>locked up by babysitter
oh you mean the incident that chris still remembers even thought he wasn't even 2 years old? it probably never happened. it's just a cope by chris to deflect that the cause of his autism was from trauma and not the fact that his mother was in her forties when birthing him. correct me if i'm wrong but it hasn't even been corroborated by his parents who are the ones that feed him bullshit about people being out to get him

name?

Robert Shields

well looks like he can't be beaten

I believe they did corroborate it, or at least say some negative things about that babysitter. But I don’t have a source on that at the moment.

Could half the internet get arrested for gang stalking because of this?

can only see chris talking about her on the wiki

>int. Virginia Police Department - day
>Christina Chandler enters the police department he walks up to the closest Detective, a hard boiled overweight balding man on his 5th cigar of the day
>Christina: Im being gangstocked. They want to harm me and my sonichu and want to take mah sonichu website.
>Detective: Huh Wuzzat?
>Christina: I'm getting gangstocked. Me and Sonichyu are in danger! The universe is melding with my sonichyu cahmics.
>Detective: Look, kid, I have three bodies on my desk and Im on my 10th hour... I can't deal with this. Wait... Are you Bob's kid? What happened? Why are you in a dress?

Once he dies maybe, it would be either for education to Boomers or for millennials who actually have an idea who the hell he even is, boomers are pretty much still unaware people that fucked up exist

this, it's funny seeing the internet evolve and seeing all the people that tortured this schizo freak try to pretend they weren't just bullying a retard into ruining his life now that it's uncool to be evil

Just come back, Chris. Just come back.

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Really?

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>come back
The last time he was normal he was like 8 and he was showing signs of the ‘tism even then. There’s no coming back, this is who he is.

The rope

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Autism happens at birth. Autistic babies end up not learning how to socialize, because we start that at birth.

Yeah alongside Jesus and Mohammed

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You can easily do a series with 10 episodes each season and have it on something like FX. Its only a matter of time before Hollywood execs realize that the internet is a goldmine for story ideas

well to be fair there is no stakes left in trolling chris. it's like kicking a dead horse

Do you think he was always destined to end up a tranny, or is it all just external manipulation?

it would've still been possible but who knows. he has shown serious blatant signs of repressed faggotry before the internet knew him

Tranny? Probably not. He wouldn't have been a functioning member of society either way though

Is he homeless yet or is he still exploiting Barbara?

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>I see a lot of my own traits in him, only taken to much further extremes.

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>the sheer depth of his insanity
The guy is an autistic retard. Nothing deep or psychotic or interesting about him.

It can never be mainstream as it is inherently mockery of a disabled person.
Yes, even the YT documentary that tried to be fair to his side, you cannot divorce it from the entertainment it gives you from his failures and humiliations.

The only way CWC will ever be mainstream is if he appears on Dr Phil and they gloss over his trolling, just labelling it as internet bullying and not showing it on the show.

Spoken like a true zoomer.

Not yet. Homeless saga is inevitable, though.

with love

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Is this elderly abuse?

youtube.com/watch?v=iFpCOSjCqt8

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Would his life have been better if the internet was cut down at a young age?

Absolutely.

That being said the internet found him from someone Chris knew personally at a game store.

His life would have been better if he'd never won that competition

before he became a tranny, yes. If I didn't know Welcome to Marwen was based on a true story I would have assumed it was about Chis-chan.

The problem is Chris is now a girl, so any of the vile, racist, idiotic, insane things he's done in the past need to be erased in order to fit (((the narrative))) that trannies are just normal people like you and me.

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one of those kiwi farms faggots planted the tranny seed in his head

>could the most politically correct medium in the world make a documentary proving that mentally weak individuals who are chronically isolated from friends and loving relationships could be systematically manipulated into becoming transgender?

sounds exactly like the sort of thing (((they))) don't want you to know about.

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This. Based and redpilled user

No. Try explaining Chris-chan to normies. Here's their reaction:
>why do you know so much about this freak? you've ruined my day
This is because Chris-chan is a complicated figure. He gets stalked and bullied, but a lot of the shit he does (like videotaping himself fucking a blowup doll, or drawing those Sonichu sex comics) is ultimately his own doing. He's also done some really shitty things, like grope Megan, or abuse his mom, or trying to run over Snyder with his car. So even though he's the victim, he's unsympathetic. Normies don't want this. They don't want complicated characters. They want either someone they can feel sorry for, or someone who they can hate. Watch the pewdiepie video on Chris-chan. He's so awkward and uncomfortable talking about it, because at one moment, he's talking about how Chris-chan and family are such disgusting hoarders, and then the next, he brings up how his house caught on fire.
Then there's him being a tranny now, which adds a whole new layer of "don't touch this with a ten foot pole."

Haven't you cruel faggots ruined his life enough?

now this is worth getting out of bed to watch with a cup of coffee

The only person who ruined his life outside of himself was Bob, who refused to send him to a special school where he could get the help he needed. He'd probably be a functioning member of society otherwise, with a job at Walmart or something.

Louis Theroux should interview him

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So Chris may I call you Chris can you tell me about the Sonichu character

>So Christine... why do you make these... Sonichu comics.
>Christine, don't you think it would be more productive not to answer to these trolls?
>Do you think, if you didn't have your autism, this would be happening?
>These trolls keep telling you to go outside, don't you think thats a good idea?
>What are these? Medallions? You made them yourself?
>Do you enjoy taking your HRT?

He would come out the other side a changed man, and not for the better. The same fate awaits all who delve too deeply into CWC's mindscape.

he is pretty much borderline schizophrenic or a related disorder now

Is the tamers cinematic universe better than the CWCverse? because i think it is
youtube.com/watch?v=E9MU_yv62eM

whip him into shape just like bob did. he has the brain of a child. discipline him like bob did and it will bring him to heel in a pavlovian fashion. he was able to run wild because bob was too weak to deal with him in his final years and barb was becoming a vegetable. at that point, he had nobody to put limits on his autism and he became what he is now

He was always a repressed faggot.

It's not like he was a shining light of virtue either

Back to r/eddit

that's all insta thots now

Retard he may be, but he has no conscience, enjoys abusing animals and tried to run a guy down with his car. Ruining his life is debatable, since he would've had less heckling but also wouldn't have been funded nearly so much by his trolls, which is partially why he and his dangling corpse of a mother can still eat today.
Either way, there was no decent person to save from the ebil trolls, so I really can't be moved to care.

Yea that shit was grim, the pretence had been completely dropped and it was just a child abusing a mentally ill man.

No one wrote about Jesus while he was alive.

People always try and justify it by saying "he brought it on him self", "he did bad things too", and "he never learned". Completely ignoring the fact that the man barely has a grasp on reality . Chris needed a close network of friends and family to protect him and he's never had that.

>videotaping himself fucking a blowup doll, or drawing those Sonichu sex comics
He was convinced and tricked into doing both those things

>discipline him like bob did
dude.... bob didn't discipline chris at all. he was a shit father

Something Awful went MKULTRA level of manipulation on CWC. Poor autiat.

Cole mentioned him being left with unfit babysitters, insofar as that corroborates the whole story

He definitely showed signs of feminine behavior before the trolling, but he was absolutely pushed into it by the trolls. They try to deny it, but there's been greater admittance in recent years of how thoroughly manipulated he was behind the scenes

>if you are a big company
For
You

yup and now kiwifarms is 2.0

He needed to be in a mental institution under heavy medication
Or at least away from the computer.

But he doesnt have down syndrome. He is not fully retarded. HE KNEW what he was doing.... as low as his IQ was, he still knew he wanted fame and money from his trolls.

A normal person would have run away from the internet the second they got fucked with. Even a normal low iq person.

He is very narcissistic and selfish, he only cares about himself.

Chris was originally found from word of mouth about seeing him hanging around with a sign during his Lovequest and the business cards he would leave everywhere. The gamestore guy capitalized on a chance for e-fame and snapped the first picture

This just displays your ignorance but thanks for trying.

>enjoys abusing animals
He purposefully ran over a snake one time. He doesn't pin down cats and take knives to them or anything.

OHHH you sure showed me
Care to try again with a real answer now retard?

Is his mom retarded too?

Louis would mostly focus the documentary on Chris’s obsessed fan base documenting every aspect of a random autismo’s life. That aspect is much more curious than an autist being autistic.

You'd never see Chris or any of his work in the whole thing and it would just be them trying to justify themselves. It would start with just people casually aware of Chris and build through the ranks of the trolls

>discipline
100% this with all people with mental handicaps notjust autism

There are thousands of autists in the world. Not a lot of them whore themselves online in front of thousands. Not all of them abuse their elderly mother or masturbate online. Chris is an unlikable rude asshole, Regardless of autism.

Sounds like kino, someone get Louis on the line

I wish I was as free as him. Just say and do as I please with no regard to the social consequence, all with my own internal logic guiding a deep and apparently spiritual fantasy life. One of these days I will snap and just start shitting myself and babbling in public.

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I'm guessing Idubbs might do a documentary on him, now that he's done with airsoftfatty.

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There is zero contemporary accounts of Mohammad

>tranny
Christian is not a real trans-sexual, but he thinks he is. He tries to be. He's tried to be a lot of things, I expect.

Christian hates his own identity, you see, and he thinks that makes him a trans-sexual. But his pathology is a thousand times more savage and more terrifying.

>his pathology is a thousand times more savage and more terrifying.
It's not though is it.

she is just extremely old and likely senile

Kek

chris is probably too well known and there wouldn't be much new info that he could get from chris.

Barb plays up how out of it she is in videos. Not to say she's entirely faking it, but she knows what sells.

Whats stopping you? Really. Whats stopping you.
Besides chris doesnt know he has no filter, he doesnt understand what is like to be normal. He doesnt get it. Hes mentally disturbed.
You know whats like to have a filter, you can just choose to not use it
Nothing is stopping u

You just made my day.

i love that christmas 2004 video where all the presents he got for his family were obviously stuff only he was interested in and that he knew would just be left around the house for him to claim for himself

>almost 20 years later
>still making figurine of his high school "gal-pals" and seething about megan

I understood that reference.

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Why are you posting this I have to go to bed :l

based and atlaspilled

So go to bed. It’s shit.
>some boring, monotone faggot reads the sonichu wiki

His own intelligence prevents him, because he’s self-aware enough to take a look at himself and go “god this is retarded” and stop. Chris lacks this, and is thus free.

I think of it every time I see a gross very not passing tranny.

What we really need is "TempleOS: God's Kernel" starring Daniel Day Lewis and directed by PTA

A documentary on Chris’s trolls would actually be interesting.
>so, liquid chris, kacey, you two got married through bullying a retard?
>so, bluespike, your first sexual experience was having cybersex and phonesex with a retard as a child?
>so you made a graph of all chris’s shirts and which videos they appear in, with custom graphics, and you gave them all little names?

>Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 19
>it's about Clyde Cash
Jesus Christ there's just too much shit.

>so you made a graph of all chris’s shirts and which videos they appear in, with custom graphics, and you gave them all little names?

Ahhahahahah, nice call

I lacked self-awareness for years. I made a club at school called the "get user a girlfriend" club where me and these guys tried to set me up with girls and I would make sex jokes to girls because I saw it in movies. It was on facebook even, immortalized forever. People told me to make these pterodactyl noises and make a redneck baby voice that they laughed at and I thought they liked me because I was talented. No, I'm just a retarded weirdo they laugh at. I had no idea until about age 16 that no one genuinely liked me and they all regarded me the same as the down syndrome kids. I even shit my pants a lot and was in special ed for "mood disorders". I've been to doctors and psychs for years with no autism diagnosis though they all say I display most of the autism symptoms. They're just hesitant to diagnose, I guess. Ever since I realized how much of a fucked up character I used to be, I have isolated myself and refuse to interact with people, keeping a massive filter that makes me hate every moment of socializing because I can never be ME, I can never be FREE, I will always be beholden to reality, the reality of consequences for my words and behaviors.

I'm a fuck up and that's why I like Chris. We had identical lives growing up except I was arguably worse off than him around the ages of 12 to 16. It's a miracle I didn't become some tranny freak show for the world to see. I didn't use the internet much as a kid (mostly playing the same Gamecube games as Chris as well as lots of JRPGs). Now I'm regretting not just staying true to myself. The regret is misplaced; I'm probably better off the way I am now. Actually, I'm better off dead.

Holy shit you were a faggot and everyone hated you.
t. Brendan

I don't remember anyone named Brendan, sorry user. But yeah, everyone openly hated me or exploited my behavior for laughs. Some of things I used to do
>valentines day, ask every single girl for her phone number
>this was a cover so when i asked my crush for hers she wouldn't feel as singled out
>had signs and posters of my dating ad when i was only 14, got in trouble for spreading them around school
>drew comics of deformed babies and incest and showed them to everyone in class
>did presentations on world of warcraft and fetishes
>wrote a 140 page erotic story of me and girls from classes, isekai harem stuff, pure powerfantasy with rpg style descriptions of training and overcoming my foes, who also happened to be bullies from school who were mean to me upfront
>ran through hallways screeching and flapping around
>would go up behind people and do the party boy dance from jackass because i thought that would entice them and everyone laughed
>dressed up as S&M tranny for halloween, i swear to christ i'm not a homo, i thought everyone found it funny
>they did, people took pictures but thankfully they are lost to history now (i hope)
>friend had a bassoon and i found a condom on the ground at school, put over the bell of the bassoon, pressed all the keys, blew into the reed, and the condom grew big with air
>did a speech promoting arnold schwarzeneggar for governor where i 100% copied, word for word, the jib jab cartoon about him, like terminating taxes or something like that, kind of like how chris parrots everything political with no real thought behind it
>drank a gallon of lemonade, 2 bags of sunchips and 9 caffeine pills at school, threw up and stayed awake for 3 and ahalf days, all because of a dare
>shit my pants for over 16 years, secretly into my early 20s actually, used to sit in shitty boxers for the whole school day, didn't want to go home to clean up because mom and dad would yell at me
>masturbated in class, on the bus, bathrooms, 6x a day

I think it would only work it was delivered in the format of Sagas, and if Chris-chan's comics were animated in detail to telegraph and juxtapose events going on in his real life, similar to what the Castaway story did for Watchmen.

I also think it wouldn't be possible until all of Chris's remaining family is dead.

And nobody except a handful of obsessed faggots would watch.

>No mainstream channel would air what amounts to the cyberstalking of a severely retarded tranny.

but they already did

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I reckon Chris would be better material for a movie, rather than a documentary.
>Animated segments of Chris having wacky adventures with his imaginary friends, super bright and cheery colours
>Segments cut to Chris's bleak reality, him sitting in his dark, grimy room, playing with his toys and talking to someone who only exists in his head

>I don't remember anyone named Brendan
Eh, worth a shot. At least you now seem aware of your behaviour which is a good thing. Hope you're good now.

Don't sell it short.

I sincerely think that Chris-chan is one of the most fascinating sociopsychological case studies in recent history. We really haven't seen anything like it before or since.

The fuck is this?

What about a Not!ChrisChan mockumentary that deals with autism and cyberbullying? Something like American Vandal?

I wouldnt be so certain and to be fair Chrischan is so godamn out there that he could probably qualify as a loony toon.

You people are really deluded (and likely autistic) if you even consider it a remote possibility.

The Internet Ruined My Life by Syfy

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He's not a tranny though.

TLC would try to give him a show if they could ever manage to curb his worst tendencies while in front of the camera and keep him away from posting stuff himself online.

He's as transgender as any other mental case in a wig and a dress.

>if they could ever manage to curb his worst tendencies while in front of the camera and keep him away from posting stuff himself online.
AKA never. Thanks for proving my point.

There was actually supposed to be a very professional documentary, but it was cancelled
sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Chan_VS._The_Internet

>it's real
I'm reading the episode plots on wiki and Jesus Christ this is bad. I would think it's satire but since Jon is involved I believe it's played straight. Holy fuck how did I miss this?

who knows

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It's pretty much agreed that Geno Samuels series is the best of the YouTube doco's right?

The comprehensive history hasn't even left 2009 yet, and theres still shit left from that year.

>I sincerely think that Chris-chan is one of the most fascinating sociopsychological case studies in recent history. We really haven't seen anything like it before or since.
Thank you for proving my point, obsessed faggot.

let's be real here for a second, you want to save chris because if he can be saved then you too can be

it actually had an interview with megan filmed which would've been pretty monumental in chrischan lore

I liked Fredrik's video though it's nowhere near as deep in the lore.

Which one said that there was a sniper looking at their bedroom window? Was it John Flynt or that chink who made #CancelColbert?

The Colbert one.

I'm saying that Chris has the same appeal as Rainman or Elephant man.
>Obsessed
Where are you getting this from?

Actually I want Chris to kill himself, accidentally or purposefully, so that he stops wasting taxpayer dollars on dilators, dolls and Switch games.

Thanks.

ironically enough, that exact movie already exists.

youtube.com/watch?v=3hQpV9Q0A7E

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>Anna Kendrick

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it sounds just like Welcome to Marwen, except that film didn't work because the guy was unlikable and his fantasies were clearly displays of his arrogance and sexual desires.

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I'd like to see the footage, especial the Megan interview, but this dude is a complete faggot asking $20,000 for a movie that's supposedly already mostly completed. idubbbz didn't ask for a single penny when he made Full Force.

I just want to see how the ride ends. I already know that he can't be saved.

i know rat face bitch is shit but the movie was a good look inside someone like chris
ryan reynolds thinks his house looks great and his pets are his friends, everything is great
but in reality his house is rotting and his house is full of garbage and poop everywhere

literally a hoarder like chris

>Welcome to Marwen
That webm is so fucking badass, I have to see it now.

>Where are you getting this from?
You and how you behave.

I don't disagree with you but I think idubbbz has enough yt bucks for such endeavors without begging.

I could see him getting a TLC show desu

>in reality his house is rotting and his house is full of garbage and poop everywhere
That's not hoarding, retard. It's called nature and it's how people are supposed to live. There aren't any garbage cans in nature, nature is the garbage can.

>chris chan is basically an eldritch horror

imagine being megan and having your identity being unwillingly tied to all this autism. if you just google her name it comes up with the Cwcki page first result. i assume she finally decided to be interviewed to get her side of the story out

Remember when we thought bluespike was the one who took it too far? Idea guys blew him out of the water

go for it

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supposedly he is a plumber or an electrician. meaning he actually has a real job and can support himself without making his videos soulless cashgrab slop

>nature looks like this

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the idea guy stuff is pretty much just sadistic shit. it isn't really funny anymore, just sad

I remember when the full extent of it was revealed and it went from autistic to horrifying

even the dumbest animals know how to shit in a corner and groom themselves.

i want to light a match and drop it in there

>You and how you behave.
Explain.

It would suck but then again it's not like she did anything wrong. In fact, if an employer looked her up and read the article, he'd probably feel so bad for her he'd just give her the job out of pity. I think she did the interview because it was a seemingly real thing (and not some gay op) and, after over a decade, she's moved on from it.

what was some of the stuff they got him to do again? i remember some of the idea guys got doxed and they looked exactly like you would expect them to look like

>"oh man i'm just so fascinated by this retard i can't get enough oh there's an article cataloging detailing every purchase he's made on ebay now this i gotta read"

They extorted him for thousands of dollars and basically convinced him that they were holding his imaginary characters hostage. They got him to make videos either hurting himself or doing extremely embarassing shit to further gain control over him. It was straight up tard abuse. No comedic value, just pure sadism and opportunism

I don't recall saying any of that.

I only just realised geno is liquid chris

Nope, look at their noses side by side

wait.... are you fucking serious is he really?

He literally says so in the livestream of the dad chat

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you only just noticed he has the same fucking voice and stammer?

You're unhinged, m8.
I don't know how I triggered you this hard without even meaning to.

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>no one will ever make a 19 part docu about your life
>feelsbadman.jbg

>"i'm angry, so clearly he must be angry, too"
An autist misunderstands how other people actually feel. What a shocker.

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Timestamp? Genuinely curious

Nah, you're clearly upset, friendo.
You're not even coherent anymore.

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You're really proving you're not autistic by posting little anime girl gifs and using words like "friendo." Keep digging.

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"Genuinely Curious"

Are you aware that is an SJW troll tactics? It isn't something you say in polite conversation and isn't a real saying.

You seem to have a lot of built up tard rage right now. I'm going to leave you alone for a bit, and maybe we can discuss this again later once you've calmed down, k?

じゃね~

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Fine, give me the timestamp cunt faggot I want to see for myself

Its somewhere in the first 40 minutes

Not super helpful but thank you regardless

k bye

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Yep. Nobody using that phrase is ever actually curious, they're just looking to cause shit, but too pussy to outright say it. You should just say "prove it, dickhole" and be honest about your intentions.

You need to calm down.

Sure thing.

Is this movie a subtle jab at Tarantino?

Yes, I was trying to cause shit, but I was also curious because I love Christory

No. Not enough feet.

Geno>Fredrick>>>>>>>>>ben saint(his TGT) is better

Who am i missing lads?

Is it a documentary if you are just reading and using stuff from the cwcki?

That's all well and good.

smoky chris

This. Plus the guy has a really slow, boring voice.

chris has made up to 17 THOUSAND dollars from fans so far.... WHAT THE FUCK
SERIOUSLY WTF

>sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Chris%27s_financial_enablers

based Opera user

I am sure there is dozens of us

The moment he dies, hundreds of documentaries will appear out of nothing. Nobody wants to owe him money.

Textbook attention whore.

only if Chris Pratt plays Chrischan

So? He would make more money working at Mcdonalds

>him

kiwifarms.net/threads/important-dont-buy-from-chris.5048/

Yep. Over five years, that's nothing. Made more off his tugboat.

The only, and I mean ONLY, chance of this ever happening is if Chris or Barb murder someone or get murdered in a shocking way. Pic related

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why the fuck would anyone send him money?????
wtf

hes a tranny now, so he's protected

I just got back from Redbox and I got the DVD for Welcome to Marwen. So excited! No spoilers please

>hes a tranny now, so he's protected
Based Yaniv is working to stop this madness.

no he wouldnt be a functional member but chances are he would have found a autist boyfriendfree girl.

DO
YOU
REALIZE?!

also I'm still pissed that the 30 min compilation of OneyPlays talking about Chris Chan got removed and never reuploaded. It's what got me to start watching them. For some reason Chris Chan centered videos just get nuked by youtube. It's not fair

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He became a tranny, are you really surprised?

>i havent read that stack of old newspaper dont throw it away
literally my mother

If I remember right, he used to offer things like comics and commissioned art and so on. He sold the Sonic totem for $1,500 on ebay to some faggot on Yea Forums. Also sold some of Bob's old shit, as well as his own old toys and game, and his mom's jewelry and quilts and junk. Keep in mind, he did a lot of that after the fire, so I lot of it was damaged. And I think, at some point, he was offering to finish comic pages for pay.
Of course, he started getting lazy and ripping people off, taking their money and then not delivering on the promised goods. Plus the doxxing stuff mentioned in .
Personally, if he offered prints of his old comics, and it seemed like they'd actually deliver (like a professional company was behind it), I'd probably buy them. They're funny as fuck. But it'll never happen.

Lucky bastard. My ma used to throw away my old toys and pretend that I had lost them. I still miss my old Buzz Lightyear toy.

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got me laughing hard. fuck me

Why is it always newspapers?

so even someone like chris became a real e-celeb and made money online.....fuck this Earth

Yeah, you can make less than a minimum wage job acting like a sideshow freak and having gawkers chuck pennies at you.

They get delivered daily, or at least most days of the week. So it's easy for a shut-in to accumulate them.

and thats with chris being retarded
imagine if he was smart, he would be running etsy by now

I love CWC. I support all films about their person or fictional universe (which will soon collide with our own)

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"Hhmmm.... Yeah..."