I raise

Mommy I want to fucj hole!

>I check.

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I'm gonna have 3 jacks.

I thought that file name was jennifertility.

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>ywn suck on big titties

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Jennifer Titties

Jennifer Breasts

Moar

>google Christina to see if she actually has had kids
>see a picture of her husband

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If you understand Texas Hold em this is a good laugh youtu.be/wtvm2D2JI_E

who made this picture who spent the time on it im trying to wrap my mind around this brilliance and it just is too much to fathom

good thread

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Do women make good poker players? Id assume they could, considering they're all lying harlots.

My pants.

I bet this bitch thinks shes hot shit with her fat tits hanging out

Imagine sucking them

hol up
why there a girl at da table

>60 years old
Woah, mama! She's approaching GILF age.

They miraculously become terrible at lying when it would be convenient

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yes
they do win at a higher rate than men
so few of them do it thougg so its hard to get a proper sample size

Almost all of them that are good at it are complete psychotics

beautiful picture, friend

where is that tard itt that thinks you can make money gambling?

Are you gay? Those are beautiful tits

She calls a pair on the flop.

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Imagine busting inside Jennifer Tilly

My stepdad had the exact same assworship shorts and we used to use them every day until I got my head stuck and had a heat stroke. We couldn't go to the ER because we couldn't fit together in the car so we rode to the hospital in the back of an ambulance. He was screaming at the doctors begging them not to cut them off but they said they had to in order to save me.

>using poker terminology without knowing what it means

Sasuga, retard

I'm starting to get flashbacks to the first times I remember ever masturbating, and I think it was to Jennifer Tilly in Bride of Chucky.

kek

>jessica-biel
???

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speak for yourself

Nice

girls are gross

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>Tilly was born Jennifer Ellen Chan in Harbor City, Los Angeles. She is the first daughter of Harry Chan, a used car salesman, and Patricia (née Tilly), a Canadian schoolteacher and former stage actress.[11] Her father was of Chinese descent and her mother was of Irish and Finnish ancestry.

How did she escape a double dose of slant eye (Chinese and Finngolian) and not look like this?

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I don't play poker, she won. How did she play it badly?

Is there a physics explanation for why she has to jostle her tits around so ostentatiously?

Boobpedia say C cups, so she must be using a pushup. Or she doesn't know her own cup size.

>Jennifer Tilly
>jennifertilly
>Jenny fertility

The great Phil Laak is hitting this

she didn't

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ

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Hapas are magical creatures.

.. user's children

Underrated

AMWF combo

matt... damon...

What a story

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christ they look so warm, like twin suns

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I'm raised

my webm lol

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im a tits guy but these do nothing for me. enjoy your fat bitch hangers fatties

THESE SCHNOZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SCHNOZBERRIES

SOMEONE POST THE GETAWAY WEBM

you know what one

Godfugindamit why cant she be smothering me senseless right now. Life is pain.

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Imagine busting inside a woman. :'(

hav sex

phone posters

the size and that fucking filename is a dead give away
when will we finally deal with these faggots?

>i thought you had quad kings
was that the worst moment in poker history?

>they do win at a higher rate than men
www.hendonmob.com
sorry sweetie

She should have bet at least on the river. Her hand was dominating. She played it like a scared little bitch. Look at the reactions of the pros at the table at the end. Will tell you all you need to know.

Has anyone gotten more fucked by the camera than her?

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You were in that Wallace & Gromit thread yesterday and wanted an excuse to post that, didn't you?

ITT: Cumbrains

Bruh...

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quick, you're having a Pokermatch against Tilly the next evening. How many times do you masturbate beforehand to stay cool during the game?

0. I use the pent up sexual energy to summon forth kundalini magical powers to allow me to see into the future. I win all my hands and then at the afterparty I impregnate her.

Some Chinese people have Iranian/Indo/Turkic genes.
Interesting how she changed her name.

Divorce. Mom divorced twice according to Wikipedia. Her birth father at 5 and stepfather at 16.

Damn, I still want to creampie her.

lmao

not so fast

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she should have whipped out her leaking tits and breastfed him at the poker table as a joke haha

Holy based

#MeToo

My sides

wtf
does that mean i can get milk just walking around crying like a baby when i see big tits?
has anyone tried this it sounds awesome

haha could you imagine how embarrassing that would be for him haha

Just start making crying baby noises anytime you see a woman with large juggs

Has she ever done nude scenes?

link?

MUH FUCKING DICK

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I wanna suck caramel m&m's out of her asshole

>outa my way titlet fukin shits!

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>tfw my big tittied, nipple pierced slampig coworker wanted my nuts but I turned her down since I'm married

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Based

What Seinfeld episode was this?

You are losing power here, trancel

Genuinely surprised by this info

This nigga really is Costanza.

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LOOKS LIKE MILKS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!

Daddy!

Why is it that it took me 20 years to figure out she's part Chinese?

based big cheb poker players

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Not a coincidence. It's called mimetic desire. Your coworker wouldn't have wanted if you were single ("unwanted/unwantable")

Damn dude