Episode ideas for modern day Seinfeld

jerry gets a surface

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Jerald acquires an Apple™ iPad™ 64gb Model™

jerry get ipad and try okcupid
george get ipad and download tinder
kramer get ipad and accidentally sells kidney on craigslist
elaine get ipad and addiction to angry birds

Uncle Leo catches Jerry eating bacon, all hell breaks loose

Kramer puts a WOW sticker on his car and gets flashed by hot babes

I imagine costanza being a conspiracy nut

Jerry takes HRT and becomes a sissy slut. George and Kramer spit roast him while Elaine listens from outside the door touching herself through her clothes

Kramer agrees to house a Somalian refugee grandmother and child and everyone else is shocked when they see the boy is actually a grown man and that the mother is young teen woman, but Kramer keeps treating them like its a little boy and old lady

jery get ipab

what if seinfeld watch black mirror
ipad get jery

jerry

Gorge incel

Have another Xanax bar and Bud Lite, Tranthony

this unironically

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j peterman gets #metooed

Every new side character in the new season is black or latino. This of course follows the agenda of diversity casting, they "need" to make up for how white-Jew centric the original 90's run was. Also, the four constantly remark upon the "surging diversity" and "vibrancy" of New York these days, often to the faces of these new minority characters. They make a real spectacle of preaching to the audience how okay they are with genderqueers roaming the streets, bringing the plot of every episode to a screeching halt, intentionally making everyone (including the audience) uncomfortable. Classic Larry David.

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gary airdrops dick pic
gorg takes over gender neutral bathroom
kram brew kombucha
lane return zune
newman deliver amazon prime
farnk open marriage with estelle
gary parents gentrify florida

I keep falling for the convertible tablet meme, and end up using them in laptop mode 95% of the time. I went from a Lenovo Yoga 2, to a Inspiron 11 3750, to a Surface Go

Kramer gets tired of dragging his bags of garbage down to the dumpster, devises a system of ropes and pulleys that carries bags of garbage out of his window to the dumpster below.

something happens with technology that didn't exist when the show originally aired. hilarity ensues.

>gorg takes over gender neutral bathroom
this one isn't half bad just based off the experience i had with gender neutral bathrooms at my university. they were always clean and not often used.

hahahaha holy shit, will do

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>WOW stickers

haven't seen those in ages

now I am sad and depressed

t. born in 87 and grew up in North Jersey

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From left to right:
Mat, Rand, Egwene, Perrin.

George tries to persuade his nephew he's not a bigot after misgendering her at her bar mitzvah.

Newman is thin now, and constantly challenging people to races or feats of strength

elaine buys airpods, she takes one out to talk to somebody and siri picks up her fingers feedback and calls an ex. she hangs up but now is worried that the ex thinks she called him

kramer cornered by pack of zoomers
dabs and is let go
george cornered by same zoomers
flosses and gets beat up

Kramer breaks his arms flossing.
Newman drives uber.
Jerry dates a trap.
Elaine watches anime.
George becomes NEET.

someone post the kramer drives jerrys car as an uber pasta

>Costanza found out he became a meme on the interwebz

George gets caught watching BBC porn but was only watching it because of the girl and no one believes him.

jery get ipaed

Elaine hits a dry spell after sleeping with every eligible male bachelor in New York.

kramer participates in a white supremacist tiki march

>Newman develops an internet addiction, becomes a shut-in, eventually commits suicide.

>Elaine marries the Maestro, moves to Yonkers, has 2 kids, gets fat, slowly loses contact with Jerry, George, and Kramer.

>Kramer gets rich from his Calvin Klein ocean-scent cologne. Never becomes self-aware. Continues his wacky antics ad infinitum.

>George finally settles on an unattractive woman who finds him bearable to live with, even though it's obvious he hates everything about her. Essentially becomes a carbon copy of his father, married to a carbon copy of his mother. Gets angrier as he ages. Eventually Jerry and Kramer start to avoid him.

>Jerry wins the lottery and moves to Los Angeles permanently.

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Donald O'brien runs for office, and the news mistakenly uses a picture of George in their report about him. George become ostracized, even Jerry avoids him due to the social implication of being seen with him. George spirals out of control, becoming sympathetic to white supremacist views and finally blaming all of his problems on jews like Jerry. He teams up with fellow Jerry-hater Newman to humiliate his old friend in public, but has a change of heart when he remembers his own mother, Estelle, is a jewish woman, ipso facto making George at least half jew... jew-ish. He saves Jerry from the trap, which somehow backfires on Newman at the climax of the episode for big laughs.

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The J.E.R.R.Y. System

good ideas

elaine starts an ASMR stream weaing fully facial obscuring cosplay, newman donates several thousand dollars, jerry handles the fallout