/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - I Am Jazz Edition

gimi

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I despise the existence of Naomi Schiff

The DRS was too powerful today. Max had a poor run through the final turn, especially at the exit, and because of DRS he just managed to brrrrrrr his way past Leclerc before turn one.

amd is not settling with kelly right?
it's just for right now, correct?

GIMI! Jimmy? Gimi. Jimmy.

How many points would the Max Verstappen have in that Ferrari?

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Groomstappen's going to hook up with Daniil's daughter once she's of age.

Same amount as Leclerc

86

I just checked the #ImolaGP tweets from all fans.. Hamilton fans are not happy as Larry looking for a scapegoat but Ferrari and RB fans seems genuinely satisfied

Same as leclerc because the drivers are 99% interchangeable

"lmao git gud"
- Ross Brawn

Those two behind Cameo Zak, are they his kids?

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car formula btw

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Imagine breaking your fucking brain trying to come up with a derrogatory nickname for Verstappen for 3 years only to be outdone by a retard replying "Poois Shartmilton xD"

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Fair enough. Supermarket chips are great for quickness. Homemade are great for taste. In my opinion anyway.

Oven chips are bland as fuck and take too long. Healthier, but chips aren't meant to be healthy.

Going to make a note of that, cheers, user. Also, to save replying to your other post, I shook them but they still didn't finish right. Like I said, probably because of my shit fryer. Got a new one on my radar at some point.

This post is /f1/ related because drivers have to be careful with their diet and cooking habits.

Will RB allow Checo to win tomorrow if he gets into that position? If they don't they're Mercedes tier then as not even Ferrari have started with team orders

>ynr there are gaymilton fans who got into F1 this year and WILL NEVER SEE HIM ON A PODIUM AGAIN, LET ALONE WIN
hahahaha

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Thats fucking racing right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for Crofty bullshit. Men puke, men poop in their cars, men deliver their new born baby in the pit lane. Fucking hard core dick in the ass grazie ragazzi puro pinche race time shit. Take it to parc ferme. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Formula 1 is back baby

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youtube.com/watch?v=EX8ysnZ6Vzs
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i used to have a deep fat fryer for making homecut chips, but it was a ballache to clean and it used energy like a madman so I got rid

I never held hands with my sister like that

>Fucking hard core dick in the ass grazie ragazzi puro pinche race time shit.
never gets old

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Sir Lewis is psychologically addicted to wearing the mask now, it's a shield from reality, he's transcended into a fantasy world

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>not even Ferrari have started with team orders
hard to do that when carlos is shitting the bed half the time and the times when he's not, he doesn't have the same pace as charles

Someone make Perez smaller please, thank you

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DTS, not even close
I'd take a sprint race every weekend over DTS

whats my wife ruth doing now? what team is she on?

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I think Magnussen vs Schumacher has disproven that theory.

Zach has 2 sons. Thats McGuire his son who nonstops flaunts his new shoes and cars on Tiktok and the other is his girlfriend im assuming.. he gets loads of hate on Tiktok

>zak made a cameo for us retards
in a way we are now part of the paddock

>VER
>PER
>SAI
I think The Clerk will remember who he is tomorrow.

No, someone make his ass bigger

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alfa

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Kek, you sure do know a lot about your new best buddy Zak Brown
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5311107/F1s-Zak-Browns-teen-son-shows-lavish-lifestyle.html

ENTER

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voca.ro/1nrU25EEfzXo

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kek

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>ynr Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team

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>You made a tremendous start, just talk us through the braking zone in Turn 2, when you & Max were side by side?
>Charles: "At the start? Were we side by side? I don‘t think we were side by side (laughs)."
>Max: "I had to use the binoculars!"
This kind of light banter NEVER happened with Poois last year

What do you use now? Ovens are far worse for energy and cleaning. Air fryers are better for both.

I kneel.

Which track-adjacent balcony would (You) like to be watching the action from, /f1/?

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Fucking kek, is there a clarkson one?

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Why is sainz so hot

the masolin fan one

Urge to seek therapy rising...

and falling

and RISING

KWAPMILTON

racingnews365.com/hamilton-admits-he-and-mercedes-are-out-of-the-title-fight

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>>Max: "I had to use the binoculars!"
and this is what he saw

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top left is incommensurably based

he is the smooth operator
he operates the milk truck sir

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voca.ro/1g1ReHbBTxN9

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I guess Black Lives didnt matter after all....

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Tell me why the F1 SPRINT (TM) (R) is better than a reverse grid race

>Apartheid apologist Naomi Schiff
qrd?

Its over for (you)

>zak says gimi
>his team starts doing better
coincidence?

See

i really like how amx and Sharl get along so well and chat and banter after the race.
They are two frens whonhave a lot of respect for each other.
This will be the new Schumi/Miga rivalry.
It will be pure kino and they will keep it classy.
Of course Poois was the problem bit carbabbyfans will never admit that.

lame
pathetic
i piss on hamspammers
ahahahahahahaha

Based Jezza!
Im sure he's really enjoying this season

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Was there someone who had a Mega file full of Ruth pics? May I get the link please for research purporses

>Generation Kill
Absolutely fucking based wetback

this post should be at the top of every thread

lost hard

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>that absolutely tired of his shit >yep copy as a reply
ayy lmao

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the porpoise rises

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Hallo? Ja, hallo, Ola. Ja, es sein mich, Toto.

Ola, bitte, Ola, ich können explainen it. Ja, ich sein sorry, Ola. Ola, es sein dieses verfickte Delfin! Es wont leaven uns alone. Das Delfin sein ficken unser Wagen... Was? Ja, Ola. Maritime Mammals ficken das Wagen sein ein real thing. Ich sein nicht lying... Und zhe Delfin sein Rassist. Es hassen Ludwig because Ludwig sein ein successfull, strong, handsome schwartze Mann. Er sein das GOAT, as zhey sagen in das Internetz.
Was du meanen, Ola? Maybe Georg sein just besser? Nein, Ola, wir können nicht abandonen Ludwig, you know zhat wizhout ein strong hand, das schwarze Mann können achieven nözhing. Es would be rassistisch... Ola, please not callen Ludwig das N-Wort, ok?

Ola... Zhis vas nur das Sprint. Rememberen? Es sein ein Marathon, not ein Sprint. Ola, ich promisen vee vill pull ein Brazil 2021 tomorrow. Zhe sandsacks vill finally fall.

Was, Ola? Oh... Ola... Ich sein sorry. Vee haben senden das Imola Sniper to das Ukraine... Vhy? Ola... Vee sein Formel Eins, vee standen für das human rights. Of course Mercedes vill support das Ukraine in it's fight für Demokratie und Frieden. Vee even haben senden many barrels of schwartze samen down zhere.
Calm runter, Ola. Ludwig vill vin even vizhout das sniper.

Ich vill not fail, Ola. Susie haben not unlocked mein Johannes from das Käfig since das Saison start. Das pressure sein enorm, Ola. Mein balls sein as blue as Migg's eyes. Ich haben all zhe motivation i need to make zhis right.
Please Ola, geben mich noch eine Chance

Busserl
Deine Toto

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>start p13
>lose 2 positions
>regain 1
>what position am I in?

thank you

ez

can't be bothered desu

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godspeed, totoposter

IIRC shamilton vs amx didn't start properly heating up until after silverstone
Didn't help that media were trying to stoke the fire before that, and toto and horner were argueing all season long.
On a sidenote, have we seen Horner do his shitstirring against ferrari yet?
this is one of your best ones yet

These medals are so meaningless, I wonder what the drivers are gonna do with it.

Keked and saved

>Susie haben not unlocked mein Johannes from das Käfig since das Saison start. Das pressure sein enorm, Ola. Mein balls sein as blue as Migg's eyes.
based toto poster, you are a god

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Based Jezzaposter

cars go vroom
thank you

>i've got much more pace but i can't put it to work
holy kwab

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i would honestly sell them for an extra couple hundred bucks every time

why ola

Is there any bigger meme in F1 than "corner speed"? Mercedes and now Red Bull have shown us that straight line speed is the only thing that matters.

Lame

Ask Pawn Stars how much they'll sell it for... the highest they will go I bet is about €400

drs since it affects the core of the sport

based totoposter.
Unironically helping me as I'm learning German too since I translate the sentences completely both was as I'm reading.

this pic gets posted a lot but it really says it all...imagine being them, what a life

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