I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate

Alright boys, let's get some pictures.

Most underrated joke of the movie.

I want the big one!

I take it black...like my men.

If the film was released nowadays, you snowflakes would spend all your time obsessing about that one line.

>we’ve got to get her to the hospital
>what is it
>it’s a big building with patients in it but that’s not important right now
Literally my all-time favorite joke in a movie

It’s an entire different kind of flying.

>Captain, how soon can we land?
>I can't tell.
>You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
>No, I mean I'm just not sure.
>Can't you take a guess?
>Well, not for another two hours.
>You can't take a guess for another two hours?

It’s an entirely different kind of flying

So good

this is the funniest exchange in history and no one can prove me wrong

>Nervous?
>Yes, very.
>First time?
>No, I've been nervous lots of times.

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close, but that would be

>this actually passed for humor in the 80s

I dont care if your old gramps grew up with it. this movie sucks

J

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>I just want to wish you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

>this actually passed for humor in the 80s
>I dont care if your old gramps grew up with it. this movie sucks

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The red zone is for loading and unloading passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone

Don't start up with your white zone shit again

huh?

>Captain Oveur, please pick up the white courtesy phone
he picks up the red phone
>No, the white one

every fuggin time

Captain Oveur, white courtesy phone, Captain Oveur.

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I've got it!

>precedes to laugh at vine compilation #49600

clearly you've never seen drebin trying to bribe a dock worker
youtube.com/watch?v=nTh9qpzhunE

I dunno, it's still kinda hazy.

Oh really, Vernon, why pretend, we both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion.

>I have a drinking problem

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Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

t. seething senior posters

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Read my lips
No new taxes.

Was that a real show? I never got if that bit was a specific parody of something or if the joke was just "The news has circulated so quickly that there's now a guy taking a contrarian view of the situation"

Can you spot me a 20?

Here...

A spoof of a then segment on 60 Minutes called Point/Counterpoint.

Reminder that Leslie first played his character “funny”. Like he was jamming up his lines because this was his first comedic role. Sucker and Abrahams had to explain to him that what made it funny was that he was a serious actor and should play it straight.

*hamming up his lines

Why did these movies die? Hot Shots was the last good one.

I say, let em crash.

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Not Another Teen Movie was the last I’d say.

>My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar
>When will you be back?
>I can't tell you that, it's classified

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agreed

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Do you like movies about gladiators?

What's our vector, Victor?

I chose a bad day to quit amphetamines.

>Be seated! Ah... Many of you are wondering what's wrong with my pants, well they started running short on materials right before they got to the knees so don't give me any shit. Ah. I look out there on all you wonderful guys and I say to myself "What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger... and a woman". You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life.

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Do we have clearance, Clarence?

I have a sneer problem

>I asked the guy next to me to pinch me to make sure I wasn't dreaming

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over, Under

>Every aerial photo and recon report indicate a defensive arsenal in the D, and perhaps negative C, categories. There's also some anti-aircraft squadrons. They can send up an ack-ack umbrella high enough to make any attack ineffective.
>I don't have a clue what you're talking about Phil, not a fucking clue

Get me Rex Kramah!

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We'll settle this the old Navy way...first guy to die, LOSES!

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Oh right. I forgotten about it. Fucking love that one.
>Dad that's mom

You ever been to a Turkish prison?

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Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy and wise!

We're out of coffee

kek

sauce?

captain america?

yes, he's funny as shit in that movie

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Top Secret is top tier

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HE'S COMIN' RIGHT AT US

Okay, so what the fuck was his problem?

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Leon was getting larger.

Only thing I remember is the tunnel scene.

flower from the religious consciousness church, would you like to make a donation?

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THE TOWER
RAPUNZEL
RRRRAPUNZEL

No thanks, we gave at the office.

How did they get away with this?

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People had a sense of humor back then.

that's about number 25 on the list of edgy jokes in AIrplane

just hand over the gun janey

>I take my coffee black.
Dumb dumb

Terrible bait. See me after class.

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I picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines.

Johnny how bout some coffee?
No thanks.

pick a bad day to start sniffing glue

Jim never vomits at home...

I'm a sucker for sight gags and the one that always gets me is a picture of someone behind them in the same exact pose and clothing.

It's a simple but based gag

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>work at an airline

This film gets quoted literally very single day and it never gets old.

taken to its logical conclusion

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That's the other one that immediately comes to mind. Hot Fuzz is based.

I just wanted to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you

It is

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>DDs
>natural
>bouncy
>soft
>perky

One of the greatest pair of breasts ever put to film.

if I had a name she'd be in The Chart

Strong as well?

Kitten Natividad

well she'll be in any future expansion then

She used to do hardcore porn, have fun

It takes so many things to make love last, but most of all it takes respect. And I can't live with a man I don't respect!

What a pisser!

Do I need to watch Zero Hour before this or am I good to go?

Just watch it on its own.

I love that you know this, user

She's in both movies. Not only is she topless in the first but she's wearing the Moral Majority shirt in the second.

youtu.be/lsX7m64lnsM

>Sir, I pulled Ted Striker's record.
>And?
>I don't think you're gonna like it...

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>propeller engine sound effect
>jet engine

Funny enough, that joke was added because Paramount wouldn't let them use a propeller plane. So they just used a jet model with the prop sound and the Paramount execs didn't notice.

Just blinking and beeping, blinking and beeping and flashing, I can't stand it any more

BLINKING AND BEEPING

No, the white phone.

I didn't know Todd Howard was in Airplane.

Yay, verily.

>make fun of jesus
>show cancelled

Airplane II is underrated, Shatner in particular is great in that movie. Plus the court scene is brilliant.

youtube.com/watch?v=dkXGE18z_bs

it's threads like these that restores my faith in you Yea Forums

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

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>boomers """"humor""""

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