Heres your jurassic park bro

>why does science have to ruin everything?
Okay bob, we get it

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>da jooz!!!

I don't know, user. The JP raptors still look fucking menacing even with wings. Imagine coming across this thing in the middle of the forest.

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>science
Paleoart is not science.

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>it really was a 6 foot turkey
Oh how the turn tables

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>Imagine taking young children to a scientifically accurate Jurassic Park movie.
>Dinos have feathers.
>Kids laugh but get scared.
>You leave theater to go to car,
>A pigeon lands nearby for a kernel of popcorn, kids get frightened, but then laugh.
>You start driving home.
>There’s a flock of birds in the sky flying around above your car.
>You get home.
>Kids make joke about the feathered dinosaurs.
>You all go to bed.
>Later that night a couple birds make their vocal calls.
>Your kids start screaming.
>You go in.
>It’s the first time your kids have wet the bed in five years or more.
>You can’t serve Turkey at >Thanksgiving, because your children are afraid the Turkeys family will come for revenge.
>You can’t go to Chic-Fil-A, because your children are wortied the flying dinosaurs are watching and will come for revenge.

Looks like we have a tough guy here. Muldoon thought he was tough, and look what happened to him.

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imagine being this fucking retarded

For me, it was Roland Tembo.

youtube.com/watch?v=seCERpBIcSo

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>tfw they cut one of his best scenes
youtube.com/watch?v=raXWIDbugag

based.

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^such homosexuality

ok that shit is scary...and kinda cute

Because science seeks to shine light on the truth and the truth is that we live in a Hell universe. So every additional thing we learn is most likely going to reveal another aspect of the Hell we're trapped in.

>science

Hasnt there not been that much concrete evidence they did have feathers?

quite the contrary

Feather Dino flicks would be kino

Imagine killing yourself

Dinosaurs weren't birds or proto-birds or whatever the fuck. It's called convergent evolution.

birds are dinossaurs.

You are stupid

It's true.

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I don't know how you can look at shit like Archaeopteryx and continue to deny that birds came from meat eating dinosaurs.

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Wes Studi?

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and he's still the most likable character in the movie

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>How did you escape, Muldoon?
>Escape? I crushed that raptor between my thighs.

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What the hell are modern dinosaurs problem?

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Imagine being a Victorian thinking that you've discovered evidence of literal dragons in our past, and then a time traveller shows you that they were actually just little bird lizards. I want them to be monsters, damn it.

Holy SHIT those legs

>little

What? You realise they're the same size right?

Never skip leg day.

This is some Saxton Hale bullshit.

dinosaurs are literally not real you fucking dino virgins

what?
What?
What!!?

Is it acheivable natty?

>eh that's not really too menaci-JESUS CHRIST look at the size of that thing's cock

>biggest land carnivore in history
>turn it into a big dimetrodon
Yo fuck science.

Birds are dinosaurs. They didn't 'come from' dinosaurs. They literally are dinosaurs still.

updated Walking with Dinosaurs when?

not like that gay movie shit but a doc like the original series but with (not half assed) modern effects and depictions

Someone explain to me how footprints get fossilized. Are you telling me that for millions of years nothing disturbed this piece of land until the soil becomes rock???

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreadnoughtus#Size

This is the "dreadnoughtus", the largest """dinosaur""" whose size can supposedly be "reliably calculated". Supposedly around 38 tons and 85 feet long, standing two stories high. Supposedly this thing was able to get enough energy from eating fucking leafs. Fucking LEAFS. One by one. Someone please explain to me how that is possible. By comparison, the largest African elephant ever recorded weighed only 10 tons and was 13 feet tall. Plus elephants have specialized trunks. Blue whales can get to such a massive size and weight because they are extremely efficient. The water basically supports their weight and they float through the ocean with their enormous mouth open filtering thousands of pounds of krill and microplankton. How is something around the same size, with a tiny little head and mouth by comparison, supposed to be able to support itself on 4 legs, and eat enough leafs to get enough energy to even make its internal organs function, let alone somehow move itself, mate, etc. It would have to eat literally a billion leafs a day. Like literally spend every single second of every single day swallowing leafs. There aren't enough leafs on the planet to be able to sustain one of these things for a very long time. It's not possible. It's fucking fake.

I still don't buy it. Guy who invented it has a hardon for the concept for no reason, and his 'proof' is pretty flimsy.

>It was therefore proposed that Spinosaurus was poorly adapted for bipedal terrestrial locomotion, and must have been an obligate quadruped on land. The reconstruction used in the study was an extrapolation based on different sized individuals, scaled to what were assumed to be the correct proportions.

'assumed to be correct proportions'.

He had the idea first, and changed the data until it fit with what he wanted. Spino was probably an occasional quadruped/biped hybrid.

>In 2018, an analysis by Henderson found that Spinosaurus probably was competent at bipedal terrestrial locomotion; the center of mass was instead found to be close to the hips, allowing Spinosaurus to stand upright like other bipedal theropods.[6]

Most recent anaylsis BTFO's the obligate quadruped theory.

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there's a ton of cases of paleontologists pushing for a certain hypothesis with little evidence and a ton of speculation. Just look at Jack Horner and his scavenger Rex bullshit. It's not about science at the end of the day, they just want to be "right".

Dinosaurs: The Hunt for Life
Documentary, 50 minutes, 2013
Professor Mary Schweitzer: "We've really reached a roadblock in dinosaur science because white men are just so eager to quantify everything, like it's a macho one-upmanship contest to add up the meanest dinosaur. We need more women and people of color to offer balanced perspectives on dinosaurs."

Dinosaurs need love too.

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Reminder that they do this to kill their prey of heart attack so that there's no need to be picking off the pieces on the floor.

>drops a turtle on your head

if they were birds then they might have been a good snack

Would you a dinosaur?

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Why are us mammals so weak?

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Why the fuck is this bird so smug?

We just are. God created us like this.
Dinos > Mammals

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It knows that it looks prettier than most humans.

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The weak must fear the strong.

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Even medium sized dinosaurs are quite scary.

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>The weak must fear the strong.

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This fella was just curious. No aggressive intent here. Most likely never seen a human.

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the weak must fear the cute.

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He was hungry, not only is it familiar with humans, but brain dead tourists hand feed them for amusement.

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They're doing this because Dinosaurs are a made up thing in the first place and they've been slowly massaging the fantasy closer to reality over time.

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kill yourself reddit nigger

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They are only aggressive.

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OUT FUCKING SKILLED

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MAMMALS BTFO

Mentally weak.

youtu.be/fNeAINi9omo

Best dinosaur song

The idea of dinosaurs just being giant birds is still equally as terryfying to me.

youtu.be/rgtrTjn74yo
youtu.be/ezs6W2PWXSg

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why are birds such assholes?

wtf was that?

Fish have it harsh.

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Is this from a docu? sauce?

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A peregrine falcon .

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I think it's from the first Planet Earth documentary.

youtube.com/watch?v=PvWLbK_mNw0

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They're fake

I really love that webm, I was feelin pretty bad n now im feelin better

THE CHAD AVIAN
THE VIRGIN MAMMAL

Feathers make them look real, like something you'd actually come across and that existed in nature, as opposed to caricatures spewed from the jewlywood big paleo complex.

Also there's proof some species of Tyrannosaur had feathers, though T. rex probably didn't. it lived in hot climates

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Trace fossils are formed when imprints are made in mud or sand then the sediment dries and hardens. They're also very, very rare because the conditions to form them are rare. Same can be said for all fossils.

>it lived in hot climates
Oh, you mean like over 80% of all avians?

The most impressive thing here is actually teaching a fucking pigeon how to do that.

Only if you play rugby

Pigeons are smarter than niggers.

Probs think they're clearing out their nest.

Dumb fucking feathered jew.

what the hell is that pigeon's problem? what a show off.

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Dinosaurs didn’t ever exist

Sauce?

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youtube.com/watch?v=L1SKf9YU4QQ

DINOSAURS AREN'T REAL YOU STUPID FUCKS

youtube.com/watch?v=4ZyIG_jZzBs

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so cute, I wish these things didn't rip your guts out when they felt like it

What's it carrying?

Some kind of large mammal, maybe a groundhog or something.

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A PBS series The Dinosaurs.

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Most species of everything, even trees live in hot climates you dumb fuck.

Anyway do you know how difficult it would be to maintain thermostasis for an animal as large as T. Rex? Silly fuck.

what's that bulge for

I guess i can't wrap my head around the fact that one piece of ground didn't get rained on, trampled on, etc for millions of years, especially if a dinosaur passed through. You'd think there would be more life. But like you said it's rare..

Thank you very much, kind sir. Here's a (You) for your trouble.

Rain won't necessarily outright destroy trace fossils, but it will erode them.

That's because they get covered by fine sediments. They don't just sit there exposed to the elements and weathering. The foot compresses the sediment - generally clay/silt/mud and it holds its shape. THEN the tracks get covered over, generally in a flood or something with fine sediments that preserve them. If the sediments stay long enough, the prints fossilize.

Sadly, that's not taught. People literally breed them so deformed they can't fly correctly and end up doing somersaults unintentionally.

Reminder anyone picking the photos of tiny Dromaeosaurids and not the Chadraptors like Utahraptor, Dakotaraptor, Austroraptir, Achillabator, etc.

Hell they called Spielberg mid filming once Utahraptor was discovered to tell him they found the accurate raptor for the movie.

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Ahh that makes a lot more sense, thanks

Actually, Utahraptor's too big.

Based truth teller

>Spielberg makes scaly shrink-wrapped demon dinosaurs the most popular thing ever
>still pushed by Hollywood long after scientific evidence has made it unlikely
>"Jews hate dinosaurs"

Even when they're on your side you blame them. Fucking /pol/

>shrink-wrapped
You don't know what this word means. None of Spielberg's dinosaurs were shrink-wrapped.

Animals do not specifically evolve, in almost any instances, specifically for their ability to scare humans.

It means the absence of any (or substantial) fatty of muscular coverings between the skeleton and the skin, creating dinosaurs faces and bodies which closely adhere to recognizable skeletal silhouettes in a way living animals often don't.

What now?

Not by much. Easy to justify Jurassis Park raptors as a frog-spliced mid-sized raptor intermediary to Veloci and Utah.

So you looked it up. Well, at least you can google, which is better than can be expected for most retard channers. Now, again, none of Spielberg's animals are shrinkwrapped. Unless you're under some bizarre impression that dinosaurs all had a layer of blubber in a globally tropical environment. The only exception to this would be the Parasaurolophus, but literally nobody portrays them correctly.

>rip your guts out
With their spindly legs and little undersized talons, or with the totally round, blunt shoe on their face?

goddamn

>Utah as Alt for modern Beast Wars Dinobot if they ever decide to do anything with that character again

And no one has ever thought of the idea that large bodied Dromaeosauridae were capable of flight. Those arms could indicate some big ass wings, would probably be the closest thing to a fucking dragon. Makes you rethink all the acienct cultures that worshiped giant flying serpents. And to those who say the proportions wouldn’t work well whose to say they weren’t accurate in the first place. People thought baby dinos were a different species from their parents.

No. The body structure is all wrong for that.

OwO

No, retard. They've even found evidence of protofeathers on triceratops, so a whole lot more dinos had feathers than we previously thought..

>>>reddit.com

No they have not, you lying featherfag piece of shit. They have found BUMPS on the skin of Triceratops which some asshole said MIGHT indicate spines (but almost certainly do not).

BLOATMOGGED vs power"""lifter"""

>durr everywhere is my nest??
He's just being an asshole because it's fun, most intelligent birds are like that. And non-birds. Orcas bullying whales, elephants bullying anything smaller than them. Being a piece of shit for a laugh is the natural state of things.

People give snakes shit for being venomous when damn near everything fucks with them, even when they're deadly. There's footage of fucking squirrels eating snakes alive. Poor little bastards are only good at ambushing slow-moving targets.

taxation is theft

THE JUICE

Lizards are cold blooded you dumb duck they can’t overheat

look at this fucking thing
I fucking defy you to tell me this is not an evolutionary descendant of a dinosaur

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This. FUCK MAMALS

>meanwhile in burgerland

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its not. its a bird

For me it's Stegosaurus Stenops

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Cringe

COPE

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youtu.be/cpipaUfcnmM?t=151

All birds are dinosaurs but not all dinosaurs are birds.

>ITT: We don't even know what they looked like but for some reason we're supposed to believe the (((scientists))) know what it sounded like

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I don't get what the fuss is about over feathers when raptors were always the most bird-like dinos anyway so them having feathers doesn't detract from their rep.

Also T-Rex has already been proven by scientists as not having feathers so the shitflinging on both sides feels unnecessary.

fucking retard. even jurassic park itself explains the dinosaurs in the movie only look cool cause they're mixed with lizards and jungle frogs

WHITE
WOMEN
FUCK
CATS

@119662479
awful and gay

Most accurate t-rex to date here.

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I'm all for feathers if there's actual evidence of it, but it was glorious seeing all the neet paleo-frauds get BTFO by this reveal.

T-rex with feathers just looks better.

What's up with the snake

There were more trees then

I remember seeing some slightly feathered dinosaurs after JP came out and thinming they still looked neat. The wings on this looks bad thought.

Z
Shit. I haven't read that comic since I was a kid. Still have them somewhere.

No wonder those Aussies lost that war.

so many smug birbs

Ha so there are people that actually believe this shit argument. Well if you retardet fag would do the math you would realise that the amout of leafs is actually not that massive an it would have easily got enough food from fucking leavs you stopid asshole. Stob beliving the shitty YouTube videos that tell you it ain't possible without looking at the arguments from the opposition

The Marie Kondo bird.

t-rexes most likely didn't have feathers. Baby t-rexes might have had a small layer of feathers for heat, but shed them once they got older.

>Pick it up, wagie.

NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY FEATHERBROS

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She's very clearly a pajeet mate

Literally 0 people ever thought that a nodosaur might have feathers.

looks like the artist forgot to account for muscles in the head. it's like drawing all humans like auschwitz props

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>where's the money lebowski

>dexterity vs agility

>When you're out on the town and you see a hideous 6foot tall drag queen coming your way

SHE'S A MANIAC, MAAAANIAC

/pol/ consistently dishes out the most retarded people.

nothing is ruined you retarded faggot

Thats a herbivore. Its the carnivore therapod dinoaaurs that had feathers

that's metal as fuck

>[muffled big poppa in the distance]

the absolute chad

OUT PLAYED
GG EZ

uh look at that, a winged cat

What an eye opening post, I knew that the meteor narrative was bullshit.

>he fell for the meteor meme
We all know (((they))) caused the extinction

That actually looks real

based /an/ therad

Hide all emu posts

They are cassowaries, could easily rip your guts out with their big foot claws.

Falcon dives look unreal, it's like shooting missile downwards.

>tfw no good dino game recently

Capcom, remake Dino Crisis already...

I live where they live you can fucking pet them. They are only dangerous if you corner them with chicks. Don't overreact.

Looks like a fox too me

Holy shit I barely remember that cartoon but that's some scary kino.

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The true redpill

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wtf was their problem

What is that thing

god i wish that were me

you just know...

what the fuuuuuck

To be fair any species up against a goose would back down from the fight

>AWWW YISSS

Retard, not everyone agrees with the idea that T.rex was 100% featherless. The only reason Saurian's rex is naked is because the art director hates feathered rexies.

a-a flying fish?

is this a satire book?

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They're just cleaning their nest dude

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At best they may have been able to glide some, but it was really for balance. Kinda like how a Roadrunner runs.

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is this /an/?

>Jews hates dinos
Literally makes sense

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Fuck even for a jew hater like myself this is too far

why would they even need feathers? wasnt it hot as fuck back then?

I had the same art in on of my books, based

Because you're an idiot

he's doing that to force the worms and insects to come up to the surface

Look at these dinosaurs absolutely making those sea mammals look like cucks.

there was a thread on /tg/ about two months back about giant owls and how fucking terrifying it would be to be hunted by one. The sounds of your party marching through the snow, a sudden yelp, a massive shadow passes, and you're down a party member

>le whale is the biggest animal in history and we got to see it
who else doesnt buy this bullshit?

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Antediluvian Park when?

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>tfw no giant owl to tame and ride

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fuck nature for not giving us a carnivourous quadrupedal dinosaur honestly

Ingen probably could've made them like that, considering they were never real dinosaurs in the first place.

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Absolute unit

tfw ya eat tha booty

Underrated

You know feathers and hair have very different thermoregulatory capabilities, right?

What can we realistically trust with science these days? The same science that says men can be little girls is also trying to tell us that dinosaurs had feathers. What's the end game?

just take your fucking vaccines

>They're also very, very rare because the conditions to form them are rare
They're actually more common than body fossils.

Dinosaurs didnt look like anything, because dinosaurs didnt fucking exist

how's the weather on kentucky now?

It's okay

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Felt like this needed to be posted soundcloud.com/neilcic/dear-dinosaur

underrated comment

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secretary birds are based. They mate for life and stomp snakes to death. The perfect woman.

isn't the book character just both of them put together?

This is a fucking awesome illustration.

>GAIS I SAW A YOUPOOP VIDEO IT TOLD ME THINGS THAT CONTRADICT KNOWN SCIENCE HURRR

ACTUALLY FUCKING RETARDED, FUCK YOU

>Jews hates dinos

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>triceratops
You lying piece of shit, almost all the larger ones didn't have feathers this shit has been debunked years ago.
They even found skin, spoilers alert it were lizerd like scales.

T H I C C

top tier b8 pure 8/8

the hard evidence for predation btfo horner,
almost all predators scavange and almost all scavanger predate on occasion