Now that the dust has settled, which one of them would you rather fuck?
Now that the dust has settled, which one of them would you rather fuck?
I'll just fuck your mother, faggot
I'm going to fuck Gwyneth Paltrow's ass.
This. I want to fuck OP's mom.
my girlfriend
the question is not which one of them I would fuck but which one of them would fuck me?
Brie's toes
I like the realistic portrayal of Shuri being a starved African child.
Based AF nigger, everyone should just fuck OPs mom all day all long
The pegasus
Someone actually cute
Infinity tier:
Wanda, Carol
Mommy tier:
Pepper, Hope
Alien tier:
Nebula, Gamora, Mantis
Poo tier:
The rest
Most to least:
Mantis
Wasp
Nebula
Scarlet Witch
Gamora
Pepper
Shuri
Captain Marvel
Valkyrie
Okoye
Mantis, Nebula and Gamora.
The MCU doesn't have a lot of super hot superheroine babes despite having a bunch of muscular hunky guys.
The robot.
Brie, i`d totally fuck the shit outta her, her hairstyle make me hard as diamond. I have a thing for girls with a shitty attitude
Brianne of Sacremento, otherwise known as Captain MarLEL would be my pick.
unironically captain marvel
There’s only one correct answer here
>people are having a conversation REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Scarlet Witch all day
Green one
characters or actors? Wildly different answers
Fucking racist
The girl that can shoot red shit out of her hands. The other women are either niggers, space niggers or just old hags
Mantis is cute
I prefer that palette for Marvel's costume
Still don't get why "my black little sister can't possibly be this irritating" is even there but ok
Brie is a Goddess.
Nebula all the way.
Mantis
>why the fuck is the wasp there when she should be helping with the van
this always bothered me
sorry, but i only like black guys.
BOW DAT DA SUST HAS DETTLED HURRR DURRR DERP
the Pegasus
Mantis unquestionably. Imagine the feedback loop of pleasure.
Patrician
Goop does encourage sphincter stretching
it's after it activated I believe
witch
>don't send a man to do an iron woman's job
They aren't even trying to hide it.
Mantis
Based and cheesepilled
thedailybeast.com
>Do you remember your first AIM screenname?
>Oh, it was “THE1CHEESE.”
Absolutely based.
Why does Marvel keep trying to seduce us with Mulattoes? It didn't work with the Falcon's daughter or "Mary Jane" or Valkyrie but this one got me tbqh
>What’s the weirdest thing we’d find on your computer if it was hacked?
>Oh, man! I’m not telling. We’ll have to wait till the government releases it.
Well, we all know what that was.
Serious question. Why would they just line up like that when they don't even know each other? Also why would Hope leave Scott like that when he's the only one she knows?
Thought i was at my limit but today user proved me wrong. There's no such thing as loving Brie too much she surprises you every time.
The bestest of waifus. Even Aquaman said it. R.I.P. Aquaman, got ran over by a bulldozer.
They were all competing to decide who gets to fuck Spider-Man.
Scarlet Witch > Mantis > Nebula > Black Widow> Captain Mavel > Wasp > Pepper > Gamora > Shuri > Valkyrie > Okoye
Pam?
Gillen and Olsen.
Underrated
Tops:
Carol
Valkyrie
Hope
Nebula
Pepper
Bottoms:
Wanda
Mantis
Gamora
Mantis, Scarlet Witch, Wasp.
None of the others even get me going.
Coin flip between Pepper and Hope. No matter which side comes up, it'll be the most I ever lost in one.
You just have a thing for aliens and bugs, more power to you man.
Wish she wore black more often
youtube.com
>carol
obv bait
This was the most awkward movie-stopping scene I've ever seen in a movie. It's like the whole film paused then restarted once it was over. Hard to describe
I'm glad to meet another gentlemen with such refined taste.
>Hope
>top
god i hope so
Mantis = Nebula > horse >>>>>>>>>>>>>> everybody else
I'm not that bothered by it, but it looked incredibly contrived based on
>most of these people never having met before
>them lining up from across the battlefield to protect Captain Marvel
>who is so invulnerable a headbutt even Thanks doesn't even make her flinch
>she barrels right through them after two seconds flat anyway
I want to fuck the blue one's actress.
Gamora, Mantis, Shuri, Wasp, Nebula in that order
Pixie cut brie is for femdom so shes the only right choice
I'd like to pixie "cum" on her, if you catch my perhaps not entirely subtle drift.
Carol Danvers or Brie Larson would bee my picks.
>cum
Hatefuck captain marvel and procreate with wanda
>Falcon's daughter
Wait, he has a daughter? I must have completely forgotten
i think he meant the vulture
the mcu audience is full onion, this is what they want
Marvel pre-Disney was miles way better
Who are these milfs?
JA, JB and JC
yes but let's not pretend fantastic 4 was ever good.
Blade trilogy, spiderman, spawn and punisher, first 2 xmen movies, hell ill even throw in the hulk are pretty good.
Strange mcu fanatics act like they don't exist, mouse boys truly are numale
The white one
lmao
I was talking about the women in those movies
>I have a thing for girls with a shitty attitude
my nigga
Literally what is Captain Marvel doing the whole movie? What the fuck is Slug chick going to do in an open battle?
The pacing of the whole movie is bizarre, the tone dramatically changes from cringy comedy to trying to be serious from scene to scene, and the action is entire horrible shaky cam shit or CGI things smashing into CGI things and pew pew pew.
The movie is objectively fucking bad.
Karen Gillan is the only correct answer.
the horse
I'm Native, and companies fucking places up is a major concern, but the protest in Hawaii is retarded. Native Hawaiians have more power than almost any other indigenous group in the US, and they went through the process, and got concessions and oversight the Navajo can barely dream of. The majority of them are happy with that, too. But some maximalists that want full stop cancellation have managed to get a bunch of half informed coverage, and now we've got this bullshit that's just going to discourage engagement in the future, all because some people wanted a cause. They're just as bad as the Bundys.
Mantis by far
>I'd ruin her, and she'd feel my excitement doing so, amping her up - the passion growing exponentially in a feedback loop that would result in catastrophic animalistic depravity
POM!!!FACT!!!
POM!!!FACT!!!
POM!!!FACT!!!
>HOLD THE FORT DOWN SCOTT, I’LL BE RIGHT BACK
>wtf r u on about
> MY UTERUS IS TINGLING, SCOTT, I AM NEEDED ELSEWHERE
I marathoned avengers movies recently
Never been into this but apparently endgame was a first marvel' s try at lgbt propaganda.
It seemed unexpected enough that russia censored it.
Can so. explain why this seemingly wholesome series did this? What happened?
brie larson is a coalburner
Evangeline
I've done it.
She has a loose vagina from banging black men.
I hope it was worth it
I wonder what his thoughts were on the movie after all those viewings
Do you know a superhero poops a shit ton of shit everyday. They consume 10000 times of food for the calorie they need.
movie?
Wanda or Mantis or Wasp
They aren't real user... get help
Wanda
Valkyrie
Nebula
POWER GAP
Mantis
POWER GAP
The Rest
Valkyrie is shit and so is Edelgard.
Fuck off, Boar.
>implying
Church route is canon
Bootlicker. Edelgard did nothing wrong.
You live in that board out back? You lived here your whole life?
matnis. just imagine the mind blowing orgasms she can give you with a touch of her fingers.
nebula > mantis > wasp > black widow > peggy carters niece > visions gf > everyone else
>Male Byleth
Gross
1. Mantis
2. Aunt May
3. Scarlet
4. Wasp
5. Nebula
1. Wasp
2. Scarlet
...
9999. rest
wasnt kate from lost supposed to be fixing the scooby doo time machine van , did she take a break from that to go stand next to the other women for a bit
I liked every Three Houses route except for Edelgard's because it felt blatantly rushed and unfinished.
Same here. I know it's fucked up, but I find it hot.
hmmm can I just get store credit?
Scarlet Witch and Mantis
All except Cap Marlel, Okoye, Valkesha and Shuri
fpbp
I'd rape them all.
Spidertwink even though hes not really in the pic.I guess it still counts cause hes supposed to be behind these ladies, and i wanna be behind his ass every goddamn night