Movie night

Why because I prefer to be able to select a movie of my own choice rather than what (((Netflix))) wants me to watch?

>movie night
>start hooking your laptop up to a TV
>nervously get the movie going hoping you accidentally don't show the contents of your computer
>autistic-ly tell her about how you download pirate your movies from some shit ass premium piracy service
>End up picking some sperg shit like Alita Battleangel
>She spends the entire movie on her phone not paying attention
>Movie ends
>'Oh that was cool thanks user'
>Leaves
>user posts some womenhating bullshit on Yea Forums for the rest of the night

This is how I imagine Yea Forums would do movie night

>Not using a USB-stick on your smart tv.
He should dump that bitch.

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I you weren't poor you'd just buy or digitally rent the movie for convenience.

>women in the vicinity of anons without calling police or it being at a police station
user... I have bad news for you...

Naming eMule. Based

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>hook up laptop to Samsung led tv from the year 2012
>date night with thicc black girl
>don’t care if she sees /pol/ on my laptop and proceed to download The Greenbook
>don’t care if the movie is cheesy and for normies it’s my second viewing and she enjoys it
>proceed to make out and fuck
>finish the movie on the second date by her request

And support hollyjew? Fuck off kike.

Good idea Shlomo

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Boo-hoo, poorfag. Muh j-jews! Cope.

Convenience is piratebay.

Spending time downloading shit isn't what I call convenience, poorfag.

Fuck off.

Fuck off faggot.

See thats what I like. Confidence. All these other cucks hate themselves so much that they let little things bother them. Keep gettin it user, I love it.

Sure thing. Remember to pay your rent on time!

“Spending time downloading”

My god we aren’t in dial up shed any more you mongoloid boomer

>hentai ad pops up with loud EDM

>My god we aren’t in dial up shed any more you mongoloid boomer
I wouldn't know, I don't need to download shit. I can see any movie I want within a few minutes. Money; try having it sometime.

This has happened to me before!

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lmao, you don't need to do any of that shit to fuck a black girl, you just tell them to fuck and you can do it in the middle of the street.
Those whores have no decency at all.

Good posts

Don't reply to your own posts.

Based and redpilled

Black women are the least desired women not including abbos. He doesn't need confidence, he only needs working genitals that aren't entirely miniature

>This thread, again

>be a cuck bitch
>concerned with how woman will see him

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>he brought a chromecast just to casts anime from his phone with an app which links to his myanimelist account

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K I N O

Only one of them was my own, but to my defence I forgot I posted ITT

Fuck off normalfags

Ok user.

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those ads are tailored to your browsing history

Just be careful not to show her your cunny films user.

>laptop minimum $300
>vs $15 roku

????? Imagine not programming your own streaming stick and sending it video files from your command bunker, all for free

>tfw yet to see nhentai loli guro beast ads

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this is top 10% for black women and pretty much any good looking white guy could probably get laid by her. Try getting a top 10% white girl with anything less than a six figure salary, big dick, and over 6 feet tall

>ILLEGALLY download Avengers Endgame
>ILLEGALLY transfer it to usb
>Plug usb into tv
>Invite qt over
>ILLEGALLY watch Endgame on tv

What's wrong with being poor?

Lol you pretend like youre too busy to download sonething for 5 minutes but you spend time here. Youre retarded or baiting.

>I can see any movie I want within a few minutes.
So can I except it’s for free. I save money for scarce goods not for movies unless I go to the cinema which is rare

>ILLEGALLY have sex with her 15 year old vagina

>>Movie night
>>He starts hooking up his laptop to the TV
lol made me laugh immediately.Well done. When I've seen friends try that I made an excuse to leave.
I'm done watching pirated stuff unless I did the pirating myself, too many incompetents let video errors and LOUD SOUND ERRORS to pass through. No thank you.

I have a separate folder named "Cute and Funny Films"

I kinda feel bad for black women. They'll never be to hold a candle to whites, pale asians or ''white'' latinas. Its like being born with some sort of deformation.

>Gross, ashy knees
Have at it, dude. Also enjoy the highest rate of STDs on the planet.

Uh, is this the black women thread

Could it be a sign of being intelligent and financially wise?

>Its like being born with some sort of deformation.
The curse of Ham. It's in the Bible. Basically Ham (a nigger) lusted after his dad's penis, and here we are.

If anything this shows that white women are whores that fuck only chads and niggers. Doesn’t mean black girls are the least desirable. Personally I think chunks are the least desirable. There are exceptions of course.

It's funny how these amerimutts can only go for nigger models caked in makeup, and even then they are not passable.

Sorry Americans, but you are alone in your racemixing, the rest of the world is laughing at you.

Cope more virgins

Just use your ps4 internet browser feature to access pirated movie websites like losmovies/putlockers

nice projection, creeps

>not chromecasting
wew

>movie night
>he starts posting on tv

^fat lady projection post

>Doesn’t mean black girls are the least desirable.

According to dating site metrics, they are.

this. i was watching the lotr trilogy with my ex (she hadn't seen it) and i had to focus all my will power on not bawling my eyes out on several scenes (i can carry you, you bow to no one, rohirrim charge, boromir etc etc). her? fucking nothing. "it was ok"

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>If anything this shows that white women are whores that fuck only chads and niggers.
Ah yes, interracial cuckoldry and racemixing propaganda, you can tell this poster is an Am*rican.

Much to the dismay of the Americanoid, whites are the race that racemixes the least.

>only chads
Well yes, only chads should fuck, real men.
Who the hell wants weakling betas to breed?
Have you taken a look at this generation of autismos called "millennials"?
That's what happens when betas are allowed to have kids.

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>he invites you over for netflix and chill
>you hear “what are you doing step-bro” come from the tv’s speakers

>that middle eastern females for white males bar

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WHY WOULD WE PAY FOR NETFLIX OR AMAZON WHEN YOU CAN TELL ME THE MOVIE YOU WANT AND I'LL TORRENT A COPY WHILE WE SIT HERE AND AWKWARDLY TRY TO MAKE SMALL TALK FOR 30-40 MINUTES COMPLETELY RUINING THE MOOD WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY SHOWING MYSELF TO BE A CHEAPSKATE???

That's too bad.
My sister always cries with the ending of either of the three movies.

>almost as many white women find asians most attractive as blacks
???

White women without make up aren’t so pretty either. I can look past a 6.5/10 face when the chick has a body like pic related and black girls generally have a nice, more feminine figure

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Is she single?

Maybe try getting your worldview from reality instead of cuck porn, American.

Well, yeah - niggers will fuck anything. Where's the challenge?

RIP Asian and Indian males

She's a double.

>chart shows white people race mix the least AND the most

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Blacks are the fattest demographic in the US dude, the average black woman looks like this, and no amount of makeup can fix that shit.
That's why the Amerimutts who go spamming niggers literally only post models, because it all falls apart when you see the averages.

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Semi-attractive until it takes the wig off.

>the most
???
That chart is about the racial preferences of the groups on the left.

I think we had this exact thread about a month ago

>and black girls generally have a nice, more feminine figure
this is so true it's not even funny, I do EHS work at a chemical plant that also packs and ships it's own products, and half a dozen of the pickers on second shift are black girls from Sierra Leone and holy fucking shit do they blow every other woman in the place out of the water with their figures.

This graph is bullshit and you know it

Black wahmin also are bullies and troublemakers. I've learned to ignore them, which infuriates them, but then they can't get a crowd to go with their narrative. :D

Can't call police if I took her phone

Looks good, sure, but underneath that wig there is a nearly bald head covered in disgusting nigger hair.

>t.

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I don't give a shit about the bible, mate. Only reason I'm christian is because of the Germanic/Roman pagan traditions like eastern, christmans,etc.

Point is the dark races are unatttactive imo and who is darker than a black person? no one
inb4 mods ban me for racism, again

My anecdotal evidence says otherwise.

Get BTFO, kid.

>I-IT'S NOT TRUE
Cried the American because he unironically believed his BLACKED subscription was a window to reality.
Fortunately, not only America doesn't represent the world, but you are also the country thats closest to collapse, and seeing the peak of degenracy fall apart and die is going to be a joy.

Black women are men of any other race with darker skin, yet with PMS 24/7 365 days a year.

>NOOOO HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE PRECIOUS WH*TEOID FEMALE
nice selfie, nazi nigger

Assmad shitskin

>posts a handsome guy
You didnt really think this through did ya? he looks good

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Has anyone got caught by their girlfriend (or ex) browsing Yea Forums

literally me

>I don't give a shit about the bible, mate. Only reason I'm christian

Hahahahaha

>Point is the dark races are unatttactive imo
Correct. eerr I mean fair dinkum.

Mutt
Cringe

>someone shits on white people in Yea Forums while pushing racemixing propaganda
>exposes himself to be a filthy American, and a leftist on top of that
Why does this keep happening?
Although I have to thank people like these
for their heroic acts.
The only good American is a dead American.

I had sex with a black girl like and it was terrible and I'm not even talking about her appearance. she pushed me off right after she orgasmed. I felt used *cries*

>ignore empirical reality, goy!

>cherrypicking
The whole nation is obese as fuck
I’m from Holland and I come across decently attractive black chicks plenty of days. A hot full blown Asian? Rarely. They have no ass is their problem

Sorry, but outside of Clapistan, we don't believe in cherrypicking and anecdotical evidence, we believe in stats and research, words that cause Americanoid brains to malfunction.

C'mon man. Don't fucking tell me youre a devout christian.

>black men find black women second least attractive
I feel like black women should be more offended by this

>fucking dirty black bitches
Enjoy your aids

I agree nigger hair is off putting

he can't afford to pay for netflix

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Why do you think most of them act like cunts?
Attractiveness is the most valuable trait in a woman, and not even their own men find them attractive.

Amerimutts cope

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Not devout, I mean, I don't go to church,(I like people in small doses) but I believe everything in the Bible without exception.

>Girl comes over for a bit.
>Literally start hooking up my laptop to the tv.
>"Don't you have netflix?"
>Tell her no and that I already have a bunch of movies on the computer.
>Can see she is a little disappointed.
I don't get it. Why do girls like netflix so much?

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>actually i refuse to support netflix as they are a crony capitalist company and a symptom of late stage capitalism that deserves to be splintered and nationalized

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Reminder that this is considered white in America.

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>loading up browser, 0.5 s
>going to tpg, 1 s
>searching for content, 5 s
>downloading said content, 5 min
>convincing boomers this is better than tv, timeless

>black girls generally have a nice, more feminine figure

think this is highly dependent on which part of africa they descendant from
>Blacks are the fattest demographic in the US dude, the average black woman looks like this, and no amount of makeup can fix that shit.

the average amerifat looks disgusting, whats your point?

>Sorry, but outside of Clapistan, we don't believe in reality

I know.

Because it's convenient, you can find pretty much everything in it, all in one place.
But don't worry, with everyone and their mother creating streaming services, piracy will become mainstream again.

>movie night
>gf says she wants to "netfli and chill"
>tell her I torrent all my movies
I don't get why she's so mad? I ain't watching no jewflix.

Weve been getting raided for months where the fuck have you been

I'm German and this constant America bashing is getting on my nerves. It reeks of butthurt. If it werent for americans we wouldnt be here shitposting drunk on a friday night you cunt.

fuck right off

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what did you do afterwards?

Install new redpilled girlfriend.

We believe in stats and research.
Of course, the Americanoid, after so many generations of muttification, now is incapable of understanding examples that aren't things he sees.
I imagine Americans are the kind that go to sleep with the worry in the back of their heads that the Sun might not rise up again.

It's trendy. That's literally it. Her friends probably have Netflix and they don't want to be kept out of the loop.

Oh no no no it’s over for us Eskimo bros we aren’t even on the bar

>without exception
Then turn the other cheek.

Gl finding sopranos or boardwalk empire on the Dutch Netflix. But if it’s stranger things you want, sure, Netflix will have it

>We believe in stats and research.
Then why do you let so many noggers in your shitty collection of islands? In short, I disbelieve you.

>It reeks of butthurt.
Of course it does.
Americans are the origin of all problems we face nowadays, not to mention that they are a nation of anti-west, anti-beauty and anti-white traitors who don't have enough with muttifying themselves, they want to bring the rest of the world with us.
Not to mention that, just because they are fat and ugly as shit, they claim the rest of the world is.
America is a traitor nation, it deserves everything bad that's happening to it, and more.

How do I get a girl to come over to my house?

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fpbp

>Then why do you let so many noggers in your shitty collection of islands?
I have a very good hypothesis.
It also points at the fact that, if America were to die, all of these problems would vanish.

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>can find anything on it
What the fuck are you talking about there is nothing on it but B and C list movies and ((((orginal)))) programing that no one watches. It’s literally a 15 dollar month subscription for the office and friends

Do americans really do this?

They dont like it. They just know whats popular and want whatever that is and more.

You have sex

oh shit I forgot to get ass fucked by a $15 jewflix subscription when I can just torrent

my bad

>(((Netflix))
jew flix

watch what ever when did we become such drones , I thought Brookers black mirror educated you mutt slobs

Reminder some of the hottest celebs have been blacked and IR dating is at an ALL TIME HIGH

>Emma Watson
>Alexandra Daddario
>Demi Lovato
>Selena Gomez
>Iggy Azalea
>Natalie Portman
>Natalie Dormer
>Demi Mawby Rose
>Kylie Jenner
>Miley Cyrus
>Taylor Swift
>Ariana Grande
>Jenette Mccurdy
>Bryce Dallas Howard
>Elisabeth Olsen

>Then turn the other cheek.
Jesus understands how unrealistic and unfair that is to ask of mere mortal men. It's a case by case basis. That worked 2000 years ago, but if I have some guy smack my cheek for no reason and then present my other cheek, Jesus Christ himself knows that I'm going to get worse next.

See, I believe that such advice largely doesn'y apply these days, unless one is dealing with another-struggling-Christian. In other words, if you're non-Christian, I don't have to forgive you or allow you to hurt me, yet I can still pray that you stop being a nigger.

>tv always connected to the pc
>sit down the couch and wip out this bad boy

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It’s a lot of work and requires careful texting. You can literally fuck it all up within a single conversation if you sperg out hard. Anons here will say it’s easy and it is if you want to fuck a black slut or broken girl with daddy issues or a kid.

Oh, so thats why you keep shittalking the Americans here who disagree with American foreign policies?

Where are you from?

Just be yourself man

eww Did you lure that whore in with fried chicken , as you munched on her 50 odd cum samples

>some of the hottest celebs
>emma watson
As if this was not enough to discard your entire post, I find it hilarious how the American comes to me trying to prove worldwide examples by using celebrities.
The celebrity worship is rampant among Americans, almost at the level of a religion.
Such a culturally bankrupt 3rd world warzone.

It’s over bros...:look at this list of Hollywood white whores that fuck black dudes....how do we compete

i-it's not fair bros

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There's no such thing as right-wing Americans.
Even they are degenerates who want to attack white people and racemix.
The past 20 years have made it very clear that every single American is an enemy, and that they are incapable of having convictions or ideologies.

I'm from Switzerland, by the way.

a chick like this blew me once. she tried to make it seem like she was a slut but it was obvious she had no idea what she was doing. very toothy and not overly enjoyable

2000 years ago they wouldve cut your neck open for fun. Dont give me that current year shit.

then traps cock fell out this a trans model

Reminder 96 percent of the top 200 pornstars have been blacked

>Over 100 amateur girls from Exploited College Girls
>Over 30 amateur girls from Teens do Porn
>Over 15 amateur girls from Girls do Porn
>Over 50 amateur girls from Backroom casting couch
>Over 80 amateur girls from Black Ambush

So yup, even hundreds of hot white girls who are amateurs are getting blacked

mental illness

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Reminder that Americans actually, unironically, get their worldviews from celebrities and porn.

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same trap model trans has bbc

>Movie night
>She opens netflix

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The fact is these rich women could pick anyone but they picked to get BLACKED

Nooooo stopppp it I cant take itttt not the porn starsss!!!! Noooooooo

God damnit women are the worst

those piggy little eyes in that shitty poo mug

Ach, ein Schweizer^^
Then you probably have no problem to speak fluent German to me, right my neighbour?

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Gfys then kys. :)
Keepin' Heaven roomy.

And as an American, I bet you are currently getting a hardon, opening BLACKED and beginning to jerk your mutilated 3 incher.

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Yup, they picked the bbc over your kind. Sorry, bro

You need to be 18 here Hans
your ISP has been informed
Good night

Someone post that male vs female top movies list, the ones each liked more than the other.

They are amateur girls. Plus, the picked the bbc even though they could make a great living fucking white dudes. They wanted the bbc experience

Post credit score

I can't, I grew up in Spain.
Didn't bother learning German because i'm not going to stay here, my job requieres it.
I don't have too much of an interest in Switzerland anyway.

These actresses aren't pornstars, retard

Has Cory Chase been blacked?

Damn, who cares about the other 95% of women, we lost the porn stars, lads...

Not even black guys want black women lol

no KYS newfag plebittor

>look this black girl has whore Instagram pictures, must mean all black girls are hot now!

Yea, sure.

To a woman?
EVERYTHING!

Black guys can keep em id rather walk around a convience without being profiled or shot

Are all Am*ricans this versed in how counting how many actresses are into interracial porn?

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wrong and cringe

Went to sleep

We need an Ilhan Omar edit of this

Nice improper semicolon splice you pedant

they prefer raping whities central Perks

Truest post here^

Fuck off back for your upvotes you sad pathetic cringey cunt

Don't believe me if you don't want to, I don't care, I will bash Americans now that I have the opportunity to laugh at these traitors as they unironically try to bring Europe down with them, and i'll celebrate when their decadent nation finally plunges into the abyss.
Until then, we have plenty of mass shootings in the US to celebrate.

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Bitch of my best friend literally complained about all the crying, eventually slept through.
Thank god I didn´t marry THAT.

Women are SHIT, even (especially) the "cool" ones.

Lurk moar , or get banned !