*exposes all the magicians*

He literally unmask himself on the show nigger

Literally covered in smoke and then some skinier guy stood in his place

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This demonstrates how shitty magicians are. A literal who can do their tricks.

based illusion ruiner, fuck magicians

D R O P P E D

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Fun Fact
magic is fake

illusion of basedness ruined

/ourguy/

>masked chad
>head full of glorious jet black hair
>slim
>looks fucking good in that suit
>elegant movements
>exposes professional party trick performers
>has some hot as fuck assistants that do what they're told if they want the masked dick after the show

>virgin gillete
>tall formerly fat ape
>is now a tall skinny ape with loose skin
>is 60 looks 80
>voice of a 50 year old smoker
>does party tricks as a job, doesnt actually share it with others so they can also experience the joy of party tricks
>assistant is an ugly mute manlet who regularly outskills him at his own game

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kek

But he's ourguy because he said "Into to the trash it goes..." ... right?

Its amazing how before this guy, people actually thought magic was real. We just read the chapter of this guy in our modern history books in school yesterday.

I like how he made his reveal a whole thing, "IT IS I! VALENTINO!" And everyone was just like, who the fuck is that? It was like a real life Arrested Development moment.

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>is now a tall skinny ape with loose skin
Wasnt this because of cancer?

this
kek those assistants were worth a fap or two

Criss Angel would kick this faggot’s ass.

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At our college they had to scrap the Alchemy and Sorcery classes once this guy exposed it was all a sham. Saved a lot of tuition from liberal arts majors.

Based and redpilled

he was cancerous more like bet he fucks that manlet mute

>the fat emo girls who loved this guy

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hes a reddittor faggot
hogwarts fanboi

>does party tricks as a job, doesnt actually share it with others so they can also experience the joy of party tricks
Have you ever watched Penn & Teller ever? Like half of their show is doing tricks while telling you how it is done.

based

how did he do it lads

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I bet he freaked so much underage goth girl pussy.

why did the fat old guy get his panties in a bunch , maybe jellus of masked man

MINDFREAK

youtube.com/watch?v=CxUskbSn8jo

bet he into twinks

did he get trolled like warwick davies ?

QUIT EXPOSING THE BUSINESS

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>THE BUSINESS
Top kek its parlour games for tards

Skinner from Xfiles commentating

Why didn't the magicians kill him?

first time I did salvia I was watching this show
the lime soda can was engulfing the room and the narrator was god. then a fucking cat bus drives by and the people inside were fucking watermelon people. like they had green skin and beady seed eyes

because he knows all their tactics and exposed them to everyone
that makes magicians insecure and they shrivel back into their caves

>assistant is an ugly mute manlet
kill yourself. Yea Forums is a pro-Teller board

youtu.be/G4Qjm-Pqoho

ok teller go hate fuck your mute manlet gimp

>TAKE YOUR FLU SHOTS OR YOUR CHILD WILL DIE WITHIN .5 SECONDS OF YOU DENYING HIM DR. GOLDBERG'S PATENTED RAT BRAIN SERUM YOU PIECE OF SHIT

yea okay faggot. what you said in that episode has been debunked and was just you all up on your feelings

who let the mute manlet gimp post here

It's amazing he wasn't killed back in the day

people dont unironically like this guy do they?

Based Corny. I live in Louisville and saw him at a Kroger. Dared not approach him. He looked like he was vibrating

OBSESSED

They'll kill him and he'll just appear outside the door and walk in like nothing happened. Then when they check his body again it's just his clothes and the body disappeared.

fuck off contrarian

Teller is fag hag

MINDS GONNA FREAK

>was revealing magic tricks part of your plan?!

*posts in this thread*
youtube recomends "magic topic" with penn and teller videos
i'm sick of this shit

Glad he shut these conmen down who pray on tards an weak reddittor fags

holy shit what a
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Qjm-Pqoho

It is amazing how one reaction image and it's variations at one point was used in every board and then just suddenly disappears or at least hardly is used anymore.

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don't forget Jillete is a stereotypical dumb atheist. how fucking cringe

kek

>how fucking cringe
really fucking cringe

>Literally saves magic
Everything he exposed was old and magic desperately needed some new tricks

Holy shit. It's like a monkey swallowing a hand grenade. It's fucking horrifying, but I can't look away.

I disliked the tricks that relied on camerawork and angles. That shit doesn't fly in a stage performance

>like a monkey swallowing a hand grenade

Keks

I didn't know "magicians" were this fucking autistic, honestly I'd establish Sharia courts just to sentence these retards to death for sorcery.

Its all faggotry and looking at the sexy assistant as he rips rabbits out his wizard sleeve

Paul Daniels was off that spectrum for being a lil bitch

Whole lotta misinformation and ignorance ITT.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fwpzB_YQY_A

The narrator constantly making crude remarks about the sexy assistants is one of the best parts of the show desu

Yes kek

Damn this show was the shit when i was young

Because all the tricks he exposed were old that everybody knew anyway. The only people who cared were hacks who did those old ass acts that nobody took seriously.

Penn also talked shit about criss angel for being overtly fake on the tv show

>"How did he do it?"

>fools Penn and Teller

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WTF I believe in magic now

would you?

>OP after a gangbang

based and kek

From the napkin?

Tongue fuck her asshole? Yes please.

>webm starts with mouthful of milk
>spits milk in cup
>visibly pinching a cookie in his hand under a napkin, clearly has cookie in mouth
>fucking teller even directly watched him do it
>it cuts to him taking it out of his mouth like it was a huge surprise

was this some joke bit or an actual trick? that was retarded as fuck on every level

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it was an ad for oreos

god i wanna FUCK allison hannigan

He fooled them with that trick and won.

pic related was the most entertaining shit penn and teller were a part off

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God I hate Penn so fucking much

He’d get his ass kicked

Based. How did he got away with it?

that bitch from buffy and american pie got delicously THICC

Seriously fuck this guy. I honestly fucking hate him

t. Penn

based

Got dragged to his Vegas show and was thoroughly entertained. Dude is legit.

I know, right?

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What if Magic was real, bros?

how the fuck does a magician make money

Pay-per-event

how do you get an event?
where do they do magic?
ive only seen them on tv

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He isn't fat anymore.

shitty boomer traps like vegas or some other sort of medieval flyover state where the only pleasures are liquor and cheap amateur entertainment

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Probably to cover the secret that it was him

"A magician should never reveal his secrets."

Penn & Teller - "Hold our beers."

youtube.com/watch?v=7xwAEdokypA

No. Penn told the story of how an unmasked Valentino tried to get clout from him by telling him he was the masked magician, but since he wore a mask it was impossible for Penn to know if it was true so he told him to fuck off. Here's the story.

youtube.com/watch?v=fwpzB_YQY_A

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I AM THE MINDFREAK

baSTE

Who was in the wrong here?
youtube.com/watch?v=ebtMDuD4S1M

TV is a ship board, into the trash it goes, I'm a big guy 4U

>mfw I had his mindfreak song on my mp3

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the audience, for watching this crap

it's jonathan frakes

No, potatoes. Look it up, it's true.

Did he get Olivia Munn'd?

based Vega

I know this guy. He fucking hates Jews.