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leT's tony go

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First for foota chads

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Damn, Justin really let himself go.

man feet

mma yeah i love mma and sports

i do this. or at least i used to . the problem is that that's literally how even white teenagers with only white teenage friends talk to each other. suburban white kids are literally indoctrinated to speak in aave

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surely he gets it this time. surely he won't just turn out of it again. surely.

Bellator stinks. This sucks guys this isn’t even fun to watch

Are these fights rigged?

holy shit why am i watching this

Michael "Hap" Chandler

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this brazza look like his name raymond spencer

Ufc puts on a better show with zero fans allowed

UFC Fight Night Amanda Lemos vs Jessica Andrade ocr official card rating

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all these bum promos use fast glass now lol

tawlmbout glowies b?

HERE WE GO EVIL HERE WE GO
WOOF WOOF!

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>Giga Punches you

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4chaners are the most oppressed class of human being

gay guys are such chads bros...

Chandlerbros...

This retard bogged himself so badly
Worst plastic surgery i have ever seen

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So Bellator is over right?
Do we watch Combate Global now?

me coral and junglegerm took this at the beach

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They probably do ok with women but not as well as you’d think. Girls like guys like me. Edgy kinda fat but I say edgy things and keep her on her toes.

I can't believe Urijah Faber transitioned and fights for bellator now

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Why were you talking pics of topless men?

THE marines?

girls like edge b

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If I was a black fighter I would make my nick name be the n word and I would have it in bold typeface on my trademarked fight pants.

>clay guida co main event
god I hate this little decisionator manlet faggot just as much as edgar, hope to see him get heemed one more time before he retires

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holy shit her fist came thru my screen

this dude really got 2 black kids KEK

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Blow your braindead pea sized brains out you absolute cazzie

How is Maycee Brapber not the main event?

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would you give bruce buffer the n word pass?

I don’t know where you’re from but where I’m from all black folks got the n word as a nickname

are other promotions MORE or LESS predictable than UFC? weigh in.

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but he has a peach of a base tho b

>yeah im going to accept to do interviews but know nothing about whats going on in the UFC for the last 2 years
>yeah im a milquetoast faggot who doesnt care about anything
I hate this mother fucker

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This is me while watching the fights.

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>mfw the smellator and ufc main event is wmma this weekend

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his face, proportionally, is like 1/3 butt

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I TRIED SO HARD

>I tried sooooo haaaaard

you got groomed by your teacher and simped for her the rest of your life?

BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

if there is no finish bellator is completely fraudulent.

the only finish is a meme sub against the -800 fighter i put in my parlay.

These bitches look like sisters. Velasquez could play a younger version of Carmouche in a movie and it would be spot on casting.

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>58 fights
>7(seven) ko/tkos
beast of a fighter b. suck my fat cock

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PLEASE LET THE PRETTIER ONE WIN GIVE HER YOUR STRENGTH

what are the odds on this fight?

sanchez guida was a decision and it was based

>lying about your height
kinda cringe

\o/

Keep proving what an underage reddit cazzie you are
Dilate back and shut your retarded mouth

-150 velasquez +110 carmouche

God Damnit that's disgusting. And actually fills me with anger.

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cain fighting carmouche tonight?

>Beltran is a Marine
How can he be so based?

Based Viking Marine

I had sex last night

You guys are watching smellator? We have a shitty UFC card to choke down tomorrow night, save yourselves and your weekend from being a total waste, do literally anything else

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why you think thats based? you want marines to annex canada?

Not me, I'm watching boxing tomorrow surprisingly.

>save yourselves and your weekend from being a total waste,

I just wanna relax on my weekends

not gonna watch that shit b

i'll be watching the boxing m8

he's homosexual and fantasizes of being a marine pen cumdump

damn that hair transplant turned out good

>"I think black fans have overtaken dagestani fans as the most annoying fans. Black fans are basically known as 'you gotta beat the champ to be the champ' fans. That's what I'll start calling them now (impling he called them something else)...so I don't get in trouble. 'Gotta beat the champ to be the champ'... That's what They are..."
-MMA Guru - just a while ago. yikes

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based

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NOOOOOOOO JP BUYS BROS NOOOOOOOO

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N-no I d-d-don't

>finished all seven
heh that's not all he finished ;) ;) ;)

the next ufc card looks so shit on paper, that i'll bet it will be a cracker

No one will play with Paulo. I will play with you Paulo. Paulo? Paulo?

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C'est triste. Simply another form of foolishness.

face slimming down. hes ready for 185

>fat basement dwelling manchild is also a racist
shocking news

I only care about fights if they're good on paper. I'd rather watch a boring title fight than a spicy bum fight.

Very true. I wouldn't mind casting them at the same time if you know what I mean haha

BASED GURU

Sheem Knucked

looks like chandler adopted another black baby

i only care if the fights have hype behind it, i don't even watch the main card tbqh just the main event.

mate this news is three threads old

your face when you realized this is 5 rounds

Disappointing leaf. Not a real one *heems you*

this level of cuckery will never get old

i don't even watch the fights actually, i consume the fight through 15 second Xcellent mma clips

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How does he do it?

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He's one of those creepy giant types like Sam Hyde. He measured himself on stream. I used to be an observer of his silly takes (pimples on the upper ab muscles = insulin injection sites) but after this outburst of racism, I don't even think I can ironically watch him. My night is sullied.

punditarena.com/mma/hugh-farrell/dan-hooker-slams-new-zealand-justice-system/
newstalkzb.co.nz/on-air/heather-du-plessis-allan-drive/audio/dan-hooker-he-lined-him-up-waited-until-he-was-relaxed-and-completely-blindsided-him/
>Dan Hooker took to Twitter to express his disappointment in New Zealand’s justice system after he believed the sentencing of Daniel Havili was too light, at only two years and four months, following a ‘coward’ punch that killed Fau Vake.
>MMA fighter Fau Vake and his brother were attacked in Auckland last May by four men with Vake ultimately being killed by a punch that came from Havili.
>“I was in court today for an hour listening to two dusty old bitches agree that because it only took one punch to kill my brother that meant it was only ‘moderate’ violence and that his sentence should be reduced,” said Hooker on Twitter.

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