New Orleans Pelicans Vs Phoenix Suns Game 3 Game Thread #2

>all you had to do was catch the damn train CJ

true

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>the fraud suns are going to get bounced by an 8 seed in the first round

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>CP0 and the entire Suns roster if flopping was deemed a technical foul tomorrow

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Im moving to Phoenix

>400 lbs
>slim

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suns will lose

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It doesn't matter at this point. The fact that they're struggling with a 10 seed this late is more meaningful

They're gonna laugh regardless because this general is obsessed just ignore it

food's just too good there. he should've been drafted to denver or some other godforsaken shithole

comfy double digits. like 15
also true

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>Denver
>Jokic
nah...

Unironically need the NBA to do add this rule. Every review should also include a possiblity for the refs to deem it a flop and fine the player $20k

>Zion drafted by Sarajevo

imagine how fat jokic would be in nola

i will

FOUL? WHERE

>Cam Jordan nudges him when he jumps up
>FOUL
obnoxious

Jokic isn't even fat and played way more minutes than Giannis

INGRAM IS SO FUCKING KINO

CJ really spent his whole career being held back by Dame..

Zion for Jokic, who says no?

anyone on that malika andrews ish I just saw willie green and he's got similar eyes, they remind me of martin luther king eyes. I wonder where in africa those eyes are from

Nah that's it. Ingram is a straight hooper

Win or lose, we know Pellies got that dawg in them.

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Yep, mainly because Dame thought he was the only "that guy" who should handle the ball in most situations.

MIDDIE'D

Lmao that last suns possession

you're living in a fantasy world lil bro. just as we have unrealistic standards for women, they have unrealistic standards for us (which is why the cosmetic surgery industry is worth billions and billions). i always hate when incels complain about their inverted chin and then go on to shit on a girl because she doesn't look like a model.

my boy javale

>Jokic isn't even fat and played way more minutes than Giannis
he's not fat, he's just cushioned. but his playstyle lets it be

this game straight cappin' bruh

>jokic isn't even fat

are you faggots retarded? that nigga is pudgy as shit.

Nice place to live

...is a goofy retard ;-;

I used to shit on BI for trying to emulate KD so much. But now he can actually do it.

UH OH BROS... BRING UP THE 4TH QUARTER STATS AGAIN..

I'm a Sunsfag but we're not beating the Warriors. I don't even think we'll beat the Mavs.

does jokic even eat American food

man I don't really know that many chinless niggas how does your face even get that way if you're not fat as shit

UHHHHH SUNS CHADS W-W-W-WE'RE GOD LIKE IN THE 4TH.... RIGHT....? JUST LIKE WHEN WE GOT BTFO BY THEM LAST GAME RIGHT..........? RIGHT?????

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you're not a Suns fan

Luka is a girl's name

Hate to say it Sunschads but >we are looking like the actual 8th seed right now. Feels like they are always unsure about what to do in offense.

i dont see them outside but maybe it's because they're always in the house or grow out big beards lol

BAAAAAS-AWK!

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FOURS UP BITCH WE GOT THIS

apparently he used to down 3 liters of coke a day, I'm sure he eats american food now

yeah you're right. I'm not delusional KEK

>Grey in his 30s

Sad

you won't, but you also shouldn't think like that

suns have done extremely well against the mavs in recent years

Him and Dame do the exact same shit so they were completely redundant and just took turns on possessions. CJ is also too small to play SG next to Dame but is just fine as the smallest guard in the lineup.

4th qt let's go Suns

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This. Suns fans are dumb enough to think they're winning a title

imagine javelle busting a nut inside you

>do well against the mavs (which are way more fraudulent)
>shid piss fard and poonp your pants against the 10th seed

oh true chinlets with any social skills at all probably just get hairy true true
wonder how far that gets you
extremely grateful for my chin existing

the suns will not beat this Mavs team lol
The only way they can is if Luka is hurt and can't play or can't play at 100%

The vast majority of suns haters are butthurt lelkers fans and everyone knows it

They haven't lost to the Mavs in 3 years lol

>Suns fan

What's the meme stat at now? 48-0?

only someone who has only been on /nba/ for at most one month would think this

blessed. curse of moda center got nothin on you.

the lakers were by far the best team to laugh at during the regular season, maybe during any regular season ever - but that's over now. it's your turn as the postseason punching bag. I kind of hope you squeak past nola so we can keep laughing too

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Sixers booty blast both these teams

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i kinda wish they would've squeaked in so we could continue laughing

>ESPN's on court diversity hire just had to look at a piece of paper to know the coach's name while interviewing him

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Payne needs to STOP he is not that good he shouldn't be pulling up or rim running or doing anything other than giving the ball to a better player

Lakers getting eliminated in the 9 vs 10 playin would've been funny as fuck

I have been for 20 years. I'm just realistic.

Javale is the only dawg for the Suns

>struggling with the 10 seed

>Breaking: Kyrie Irving has been arrested following an incident at a Brooklyn bar. More to follow.
per Shams

nah, it was perfect as is. thinking back on the narrative trajectory of assuming they'd be one of the best teams in the west -> obviously assuming they'd make the playoffs -> assuming of course they're gonna stay in the play in -> EVEN THAT being taken away - that was just too good. it was literally a straight line down and it was beautiful

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Suns look like dogshit and Pelocans look pretty good, yet the game is pretty close.

fake

A spiritual 11th seed play-in team about to go 2-1 against the 1st seed.

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sorry I meant 2 years

>suns are 4-23 from three

SUNS ARE SO SHOOK AHAHAHAHAHHAH

>Narlins are dat dawg

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can't drink alcohol during ramadan. if you're going to shitpost at least do your homework

bruh deez niggas be straight cappin

>doing a job despite not being qualified for it
>dont get fired immediately

sounds like they got dat dawg 'n dem

spicy lil beaner

>ayton back in

pelicans lead incoming

muslims can't drink at all afaik

SHOOKER AND HIS TEAM LOOKING SHOOK

can I smoke weed?

yes I concur my good fellow

pels need to stop chucking

alvarado is kinda mid but i love that he plays with so much heart

i think lebron vouched for play in too KEK
won't be a funnier situation for a while, i thoroughly enjoyed it as well user

FUCK THE SUNS
LETS GP PELS

>refs start keeping the Suns in it with phantom calls
wut

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manlet energy as always

>AYTON WANTS A MAX BTW

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

yh nigga mid af no cap no cap fr og

refs plan

Put my MAN MCGEE back on the floor, coach.

i love how they never show the replay of bullshit fouls. its cute.

lil avocado got some cojones

pels want it bad
CP3 gonna need back surgery after carrying this W

ayton is more crucial to Phoenix than Booker, Booker is far easier to replace. Ayton a rarity.

ayton sucks ass don't be fooled by his stats. the latino midget does not fear him at all.

this little nigga is going crazy

ultimately i think this game is gonna come down to whichever team can score the most point.

he's actually bad but has huge heart

>you have to drink alcohol at a bar

alvarado is peak sovl

No one in this game has dog

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Refs activating soon.....suns losing will cost the league billions of dollars

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how do these guys miss? if it were me i would just swish the ball directly in the hoop every time but i guess im just built different

Whats the over/under on BI going unconscious and closing this game?

PELS GOT SOME DAWG BRO LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

is polish bro here tonight?
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>mommy, I spelled it with a v this time

>undrafted rookie manlet stuntin on the #1 Fraud seed
OH NONONONONO

Alvarado is Pat Bev but likeable

>undrafted beaner cooking the "point god"
VAMOS AMIGOS

same senpai no cap fr og

/oursouthphillymike/

he aint mid he's from queens

Imagine believing anything muslims say

>allowing interest to generate itself will cost the league billions of dollars
I just don't understand it

stern has already made the call. refs have been activated for le reddit suns

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>Booker is far easier to replace
I know you're joking, so here's your (You)

Pat Bev is extremebly lovable he is the dawg of the NBA

post yfw when Alvarado outdogs the entire suns roster for the win

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Aztec blood will do that to a mfer

Holy shit this Suns team is so fraudulent

that geico commercial is textbook mk ultra technique

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>gets mogged by two (2) 25 point chokes

the league wants game 7's for every playoff game

How are the suns winning without a selfish chucker? oh right, chuckers are overrated and they aint shit. REAL MEN ARE DEFENDERS! GRINDING UP ON EACH OTHER IS MORE MANLY THAN SHOOTING FREE THROWS

there are a shit load more shooting guards like Booker and Tatum all over the NBA than all-star all-nba tier centers which there are like 3 including Ayton

eye test always wins, playoffs always been decided by who has the most dogs, and the suns' only dog is mcgee lmao

this but unironically

this has to be the most unlikable playoff matchup in the last 10 years, any sport nba nfl mlb

if a 747 crashed into the arena right now most of america would celebrate in the streets

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Nicky
Not
Mike

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>cleaning up a few bottles magically makes 100s of turtles spring to life

So are you ready to give up your gas car and eat the bugs, user?

>be suns (celtics) fan
anyone else?

>CP "I can't breathe"
biggest choker in sports history

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>Chris Paul...began his career here
This comment suckered punched some random Okie Shitty supporter in the mouth