What are some of the worst remakes in history?

What are some of the worst remakes in history?

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good concept but too large file to load so it looses interest during the loading time.

Too complex, 4/10

I thought those Pharaoh wojaks were pretty funny at first.

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>God found the golden calf

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lmfao

>God tells me to sacrifice my own son despite him stating that he would never ask for human sacrifice
>do it

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>Christian artists giving devil horns to Moses all the time

Really makes you think

>Jesus appearing to Moses centuries before his birth

Oh you're seeing some historical inconsistencies in that pic?

You can always tell when it's Jesus as distinct from God or any similar-looking holy figure because he's the only one who ever has a cross within his halo
t. Christian art historian

>Jesus as distinct from God
onii-chan that's fucking heresy

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>Isaac found the goatskin
OH NO NO NO NO

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Funny how they represent Egypt as a land full of grass and hills

I thought that it was the Holy Spirit who appeared to Moses

My man Moses was always talking to Jesus. Here he is receiving the golden tablets on Mount Horeb so that he could replace Judaism with Mormonism. Circa 1550, colorized, illuminated with gold foil.

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Why didn't the Hebrews just sell black slaves to the Pharoah to replace themselves?

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was god against human sacrifice in the old testament? i cant remember

>1.41 MB
>too large
hello australia

An angel stays his hand at the last minute; after his obedience was demonstrated.

kek

Sorta, when he wants sacrifices he kills them himself.

sweet canoe

>he then calls me a good boy even though any good jew would've told him to fuck off

BRO IT'S JUST A PRANK

The Wicker Man

yea basedjack posting isn't making organized religion any more appealing. try harder, christcucks at least put some effort like the sneed, bane, and mask posters

If we didn't get that then we wouldn't have gotten Not the Bees

That's a movie

>jews
>human

>jesus appeared to moses
maybe read the fucking bible, that was god

Jesus is God

based retard

What kinda shit computer are you on?

shit man not even a slow one but the picture loaded super slowly for me so of course i apply all my prejudice to it, it's just what i do

There is literally nothing wrong with the prefiguration of christ

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People who don't understand when using .png and when using .jpg are tards

look at those guys

But more than just patterned and promised, perhaps the most underappreciated facet is that Christ also is present. It’s surprising how explicit the New Testament authors are about Jesus’s presence in the Old Testament:

The “I Am” in whom Abraham rejoiced was Jesus (John 8:56–58).
The Lord who motivated Moses was Christ (Hebrews 11:26).
The Redeemer who brought them out of Egypt was Jesus (Jude 5).
The Rock in the wilderness was Christ (1 Corinthians 10:4).
The King of Isaiah’s temple vision was the Son (John 12:40–41).

Jesus is not merely patterned and promised in the Old Testament; he is present. This is vital since the essential character of neither God nor faith has changed from the first covenant to the new. God has always worked in the Trinitarian pattern: from the Father, through the Son, by the Spirit. He did not begin to be triune — the Father did not begin to need a mediator — at Christmas (John 1:1–14). And faith has not changed fundamentally either.


What are some sequel kinos that pay off what they set up in the original in a completely new light?

>t. Triggered Eg*ptian

Should've done what the romans did

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>literally worshipping a jew

Reminder that modern day Jews have no relation to the old testament and are in fact larping crypto-carthagineans with some slav blood