Watch out for snakes!

Oh shit there he is

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Hey, kid! Wanna ss?

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It stinks!

It may be the wine, Lars, but you're a pretty man.

Butch Deadlift.

I could never get into Mystery Science Theater. It's basically a Youtube Let's play, but instead of talking over a game, they're talking over a movie.

The majority of the movies they watch are unwatchable on their own.

IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE
NEXT SUNDAY AD

the chemistry between the dad and the daughter was too sexual all movie, and the shaving scene was just bizarre and went on for like ten minutes too long

>why is it Pod People?
because it's the funniest

PU-ma-man-he flies like a mor-on

Snider Drug, we're knocking back prices

>I could never get into Mystery Science Theater. It's basically a Youtube Let's play, but instead of talking over a game, they're talking over a movie.

Sorry about your lack of a soul.

agreed. just for the cheesy theme alone. it's cheesiness is burned into my memory forever.

Dis is absolutely fascinating.

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warwulvs

Bolt Vanderhuge.

RAAAAAAAAAHHH!

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youtube.com/watch?v=UvhskXf_5XU

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Rowsdower...

Last Clear Chance is my favourite.

>You got me officer! What's the charge?
>Ha ha ha ha, manslaughter!

>Flint Rockhard
>Blast Hardcheese
>Big McLarge Huge

HE TRIIIIIIIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORKLIIIIIIIIFT, OLE!

>Why don't they look?
>You're deep, Ernie.

I liked it how he said the weird movie was weird.

You're deep Ernie

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DRIVE WITH YOUR BUTT

Power up the death ray!

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"ROWSDOWER!"

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>that a...stupid name?

Mitchell. Even his name says "Is that a beer?".

Warrior of the Lost World is the greatest Joel episode. Ridiculous Max Max Italian-knockoff action, cast loaded with B-movie stars, Tom Servo's legendary celebrity roll call, motherfucking MEGAWEAPON

>You knew my father?
>KNOW HIM? HE WAS DELICIOUS!

>tfw I live in southern Alberta

I've always had conflicted feelings about this episode.

>Warrior of the Lost World is the greatest Joel episode
Possibly. Maybe. He did the right thing in stuffing his mouth full of gauze.

BABY OIL

Mmmmitchell!

Progress Island: USA

I've watched that episode more times than I'd ever care to admit, and I still don't understand the plot.

Dull surprise! Dull surprise!

Mitchell

Mr. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Natural.

X Marks the Spot

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What's the best episode to start with?

friend simulator, extroverts with active social lives are bored to tears by it

>Grumbo Robot Rumpus

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Manos?
I dunno...

Final Sacrifice, they tear that kid to pieces.

and michael j pollard has such a punchable face

Puma-Man, Hobgoblins or Space Mutiny. Maybe Pod People. That was the first ep I saw.

Any of the shorts mentioned here should be pretty good. Seconding Final Sacrifice for a full ep

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First one I saw was The Creeping Terror.

What the FUCK was wrong with the 50's and the Union Pacific Railroad?
youtube.com/watch?v=UvhskXf_5XU
youtube.com/watch?v=Naix-f6KSIg

>Larry Zonka

This was it. This was the best episode.

>I somehow swallowed the knife.

Attack of the the Eye Creatures

First one I watched was Master Ninja 1. Pretty solid episode, and it's essentially two episodes of a TV pilot fused together so it's easy to split up if you don't want to watch the whole thing in one go.

youtube.com/watch?v=skmdmf_ER50

What's the absolute worst episode of the show?

Basically anything from the public-access season and the first two official seasons

Anything from the first season.

The Pleasure Mouth!

based user, answering the same as me and at exactly the same time

THIS WEIRD ENOUGH YET FOR YA FOLKS?

>he looks like a cabbage patch elvis!
still one of my all time favorite mst3k lines

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Mitchell!

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damn, I forgot about this one....it might edge out Final Sacrifice
>is that a beer?

There are a few episodes where the movie is so miserably terrible that their riffing hardly helps. Hamlet comes to mind.

Also the movie sucked rather well.

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There's a solid handful of riffs in Hamlet that still make me crack the fuck up when I think about them, I've always considered its labelling as the show's worst episode really unfair.

Radar Secret Service, on the other hand...

>zoomer insight

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Hey I want a Crow now.

There are guides online on how to build Crow and Tom, good fucking luck finding the right materials though.

Robot Roll Call!

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Came here to post this.

Hired! parts 1 &2

youtube.com/watch?v=aWIQuvbxu0E

Flying elves are back!

AH HELP ME I'M TRAPPED IN ANOTHER DIMENSION!

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BUT HE BOUGHT THE CAR

I'm different!

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Corn

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>tfw no gypsy gf
feels bad bros

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I'm two episodes into the first season, should I skip it?

I'd just say yes. I don't think I ever watched most of them myself.

This poster keeps up on his prospects.

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>You still think I took my shirt off...

“The...uh...interview’s not going well” is one of my favorite riffs of all time.

CROOOOOOW!

why did he do it

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>My oft complimented Peterbuilt is rythmically nudging that sweet honeypot of yours

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What to do on a date
youtube.com/watch?v=GVytXppIFw0

Punch Rockgroin!

The only respectable answer in this godforsaken

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Final Sacrifice, Secret Agent Super Dragon, Mitchell or Final Justice, maybe Laserblast. Soultaker is a personal fav

>Was he Jesus? Or just a dehydrated man shooting a movie severely overbudget in a desert.

>Now I can finally take care of that damn dog

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I enjoy the jokes and now that I'm older I enjoy the references they make but a lot of them are too old for me to get still also some of the movies are intresting despite being bad for the most part

start with a mike episode so season 6 up should be good

That’s the most zoomer post I’ve ever read.

For me, it's the Godzilla vs The Sea Monster one, Joel comes across as flat-out racist, but not in a funny ironic sort of way as if he were making fun of racism. He just makes predictable, awkward jokes that poke fun at Japanese and general Asian stereotypes throughout the episode and it just falls flat.

This is one of those rare cases where the movie is more enjoyable to watch on its own, without the MST3K treatment. For me personally, I grew up watching a handful of Godzilla vhs tapes while living in the south pacific, and I loved this movie because it came the closest to recreating the islands where we lived. Sure there isn’t as much Godzilla considering he’s the title character, but people really steal the show. It’s campy and dated but you gotta watch it in the right mindset.

I like Mike better as host over all, but the Joel episodes are still the best simply because there weren't so many lame side characters eating up screen time. Also Joel's era had the better movies for the most part.

Ironically, riffing being only an activity you can do with friends or in front of a crowd.

Fridge Largemeat!

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I’m partial to Hamlet because it was on a dvd set I had and I was in a school version of Hamlet. Mst3k is pretty popular with theaterfags.

Hot merging action!

The Mole People is one of my favorites. Always gets a chuckle out of me and is so damn comfy.

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Teenagers From Outer Space
Invasion USA
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
Soultaker

merlin's shop of mystical wonders

>aaaaaaand the dismount
>judges?
>yaaaaaay!!

Joel is a hack and a jew. Needed Jim for the business side of things and Mike, Kevin and Trace for the riffing/voicing/acting. nuMST sucks because none of those others are involved and Joel is the head of the thing. Jim kept that show running on $85k an episode while Joel begs for shekels to produce the new shit under a super time crunch in expensive LA with expensive union people. Fuck Joel.

>Jim
youtube.com/watch?v=bfAQORlhEQg

wow, that was fucking shit.

>He was here!
>Playing the bass

Jim for the business side, as I said.

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>Jimmy Carter: Missing in Action

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You can do STUPID THINGS!

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ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE

I'm Jack Elam uuggghhh.

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Truth.

>The guy from Paper Chase

Truth.

What a nightmare trip

Based list

Squirm is underrated

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Who is your Angel?

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How much Keefe is in this movie?

>You will obey me, Puma man!
>"That's 'Poo-ma man'!"
>You are just a small, insignificant human being!
>"That's 'Hoo-man bein-' oh no, wait..."

Gamera is really neat, he is filled with turtle meat!

the stacked asian one

MILES O KEEFE!

Overdrawn at the Memory Bank is quite good. Final Sacrifice is one of the best. Eegah is just insane but hilarious in it's own right and Pod People, well everyone has to see that one.

"Trumpy! You can do stupid things!!"

Final Sacrifice and Overdrawn are my personal favs.

WE LIKE IT A LOT

He has the power to rear-project major cities!

MCCLOUD?

>Couldn't help ya if I wanted to, pal.
Gym policy.

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youtube.com/watch?v=XEI_udV88i4

There is no way out. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out.

HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH

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Deathstalker and Mixed Up Zombies are the best. Also Hobgoblins is classic.

Mixed Up Zombies is unwatchable, desu, even with the riffs.

I think it's pure kino.

>the chicken men's droopy crotch areas

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AH WOMEN
WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN

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This

Pancakes.

Like a Buick not turning over.

Is there a more rewatchable episode than this?

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i think maybe the dance numbers were too hard for some to take and iirc they actually cut some out for the episode. the cinematographer for that movie turned out to have a pretty good career

>WHADDYATHINKWECAMEHEREFORTOEEEEAAAAAT???!!

>Madison

Werewolf is still my all time favorite. The movie itself is entertainingly terrible even with out the jokes. Dictator for life: Santa Claus!

STEVE TYLER

Maybe not but Overdrawn at the Memory Bank is on par

Okay stop. Everybody go up a shirt size.

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They're my go-to Sci-Fi era double feature, especially when introducing the show to people.

What’s a friend simulator

>What's a friend simulator

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McCloud?

I had an actual question

Don't you mean Vervulf?

The master would not...approve

I gave actual answers

>No one liked Legend of Boggy Creak

Aw

The DVD Pack with Merlin, Boggy Creek, a Touch of Satan, and Time Chasers was the best ever.

>This guy couldn't shake a trolley.

my fucking sides

They were on fire when they got to crap on Joe Don Baker. They even did a second film of his just because he whined about the show.

>You the guy that's been writing all the anti-Aztec graffiti on the bathroom walls?

underrated gag

Can't we just get beyond Thunderdome?

All we want is life beyond Thunderdome

TOR CHAR

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>l-let go of it slappy

anyone else feel that teenagers from outer space wasn't that bad aside from being really cheap? it had a good message and the story felt relatable

I first saw that movie as an extra on Destroy All Humans on PS2, I didn't see MST3K til years later. It was pretty hilariously goofy on its own without the riffs.

END! EEEEEEEEENNNNND!

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Kevin just didn't care even in the later Comedy Central seasons, they should have replaced him by the Sci-Fi era

Where DOES Coiley fit into God's plan for us?

Take a left hereGOODnow....

So many great riffs on the South.

Mike wrote a lot of Joel's jokes.

Mike typed a lot of Joel's jokes.

The lesson in this short is actually pretty good.

>That’s an illegal use of a silent consonant!

IT STINKS!

I wish those hands would just push him over.

>Guys, every frame of this movie looks like someone's last known photo...

Then he would become Manos The Hands of Fate

Leech Woman
Wild Rebels
Codename Diamond Head

Thank you for posting this, you put a smile on my fucking face OP.

>Ewwwwwwww!

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My Rowsdower's come for me!

HI KEEBA!

>He's Hired!
>He's Hired!
>He's Hired!

What movie is that they're waching? I intentionally spelled waching wrong.

Season 3-4-5 are GOAT Joel, don't care for Mike too much

Name a more kino first act than The Final Sacrifice.

>He comes from a long line of great anuses.
>My face is warm, but my shoulders are freezing!
>Beethoven’s fifth just can’t get started here.
>Oh, he exploded before they could shoot him.
>Oh great, the score is skipping!

>Oh come on, one more sacrifice before we go?
>Okay, but this is THE FINAL SACRIFICE.
>Goodie! Goodie!

Eegah!

Are there any bright spots in the Netflix seasons? I thought Mac and Me was pretty spectacular.
>I want to see the movie the composer THOUGHT he was scoring.

I think Mitchell might be the best. Their relentless shitting on Baker is amazing.

>My name is Pleasence and I am funky.

>The damn car won't start
>Yeah that's a real bitch, Daddy

I just found out OP was a faggot.

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Get the HELL out of my shop!

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>RAAAAAAAAAAH!
>*stops screaming*
>*casually hops out of scooter*
fucking kills me every time.

The Godzilla one. If you can find it.

I liked how Leia accidentally shoots his floor waxer instead of the bad guy's

He died as he lived.
With jelly on his face.

The fucking cabin hillbilly's accent kills me every fucking single time. That and "Mrs. Costanza?"

some of those jap movies are mind-numbingly boring.

Robot Monster is one of the best B-movies of all time tho.

great line

MY SKULL!!!

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....you're high

this guy is so bad but he gives it his all so I kinda like him

It's quiet in the cold of our own little orbit, starless and Bible-black. And as I look down on the big blue bean we would call home, I think it so near, yet... oh, I wish on that star, and I hope that in a little snow-covered house with a warm hearth and a loving family, maybe some kid is looking up tonight and wishing upon us. Oh, and how I hope sweet Santa will fly by tonight, because if he does I'm gonna reach right out and hug that big guy. Oh, for the sound of hooves against the steel hull of the ship. Oh, to see the rosy face of Santa in the portal offering me a Coke and a smile... of course, his face would be rosy, because it's a vacuum out there. I mean, Santa's heart would explode! But he wouldn't feel it because the capillaries in his brain would pop like little firecrackers due to the blood boiling away in his face like a pudding in a copper! Oh, the humanity! And his jolly old belly would start bubbling like a roasted marshmallow, eyes bulging and popping out...And the reindeer — oh, the REINDEER! — keep floating like holiday floats and in turn exploding in a hail of blood and entrails! Prancer: BOOM! Dancer: BOOM!

Mike pressed a bunch of buttons for Joel's jokes.

first MST3K I watched. Ignoring the lobster part it's a pretty comfy movie.

you're crazy. Mike is so much better

I think Mike just from a voice standpoint compliments Tom and Crow well. Crow's shriller hammy voice, Tom's deep dramatic voice and Mike's soft quieter voice makes it easy to know who's actually speaking.

I prefer Final Justice, they really stepped up their game in that department, and the final skit where Mike thinks he's going home kills me every time. Plus the movie itself is pretty good.

This, Mike has great delivery, is far more charismatic and provides a nice middle ground between Servo and Crow
Also Night of the Bloodbeast is one of the strongest MST3K episodes, including the short

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I barely remember this show but the Red Zone Cuba movie was so terrible I still remember the movie's name.

Ive never understood this or the love for it. The humor never hit for me and seeing them at the bottom of the screen drives me crazy.

Also why is there some like weird lore and story to a show that should just be a guy and 2 robots talking over a movie.

MST
>soul
this shit
>soi

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What a terrible opinion

Both are good

It's just a show, you should really just relax.

As an American, I've always wondered how accurate The Final Sacrifice is to the Albertan experience, since it was filmed on location by actual Canadians- or is it like the way American procedural cop shows turn everyone more than a fifteen minute drive from a jet-served airport into grunting cartoon cavemen?

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Have you two ever seen a grown man scream? 'Cause Santa's gonna whimper like a whipped pup.

Ortega!

Outlaw. Leather bustiers, Jack Palance, non-stop buffalo shots- there's a reason it won a Peabody.
youtube.com/watch?v=g4g-KztqU3U

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I wonder if there's beer on the sun

The rifftraxes of Super Mario Brothers and Battlefield Earth are kino

I'm stupid
yes indeed
I'm stupid
da da daa

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Every night we had to hide Tim in the trees to keep him safe from the creature

My favorite part of that whole short was how fed up his friends were with him by the end. That short was wonderfully self-aware.

>AH! THANK GOD!!

Also, ywn get a bouquet of flowers from Kim Cattrall, like Crow T Robot did.

youtube.com/watch?v=mQ84i9QdIQk

Space Mutant is babby's first riff and is only useful for tricking your friends into watching the show.
The best episode is Touch of Satan. The best short is Industrial Arts.
The worst episode is Creeping Terror.

What is the worst short?

Fearsome malaise, suckuh!

Just tending my incubator mommy

RIP Rowsdower.

May they have beer in heaven

>being this dense

tip for all the mst3k newbs:
-skip all the skits that the castmembers do
-If there is not a funny joke within the first 15 minutes skip the whole episode, if the castmembers can’t write a funny joke in that amount of time it is because the movie is so boring that even they can’t salvage it
-watch rifftrax if the jokes are too old for you, these guys still rip on movies, they just do it on an audiotrack that you have to sync to the film

I need to simplify my masturbation ritual.