The Chinese Fireball, OOOOOOOH!
The Chinese Fireball, OOOOOOOH!
Nathan Brooks
Isaac Sanders
Ian Davis
that legit spooked me for a second.
Wyatt Allen
same, i appreciate that it wasn't a jump scare and that it was a slow burn
Juan Richardson
BAD DREAM
Nathan White
What a strange movie.
Jayden Thomas
ALBOOOS
Cooper Nguyen
NAME, GIVE ME THE WRETCHED NAME!
Juan Perry
BAAARRTY CROOOOUCH....
Mason Ortiz
J U N I O R
Robert Ortiz
... Igor.
Asher Taylor
HELLO FARTHER
Blake Rogers
>Some dirty Slav lunatic accuses you of being a death eater with zero proof
>Could easily just play it off as him trying to make a mockery of the trial and insult your father
>Instead decide to immediately reveal yourself and do a silly evil voice
>Then try and escape a crowded court room on foot despite being a wizard
Was he the dumbest character in this series?
Andrew Anderson
Agreed, it's so strange in retrospect. Every part of it is meme-worthy, with very few exceptions. It's just corny as hell, from start to finish.
Brody Taylor
A fireball, Chinese or otherwise, should've destroyed one of the dullest franchises in move history. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Landon Nguyen
Whenever you post this it reminds me of the scene in fear and loathing where the guy is aggressively listing off all the kinds of dirt bikes participating in the race and then calmly says "swedish fireballs" at the end.
Andrew Anderson
>A fireball, Chinese or otherwise,
It's not a literal fireball you dipshit.
Ryder Torres
post it
Luke Flores
based autist
Carter Hughes
ELLO FARTHER
Mason Diaz
best movie and best book
Connor Thompson
THAT'S MY ____________
Jaxson Young
>THAT'S MY GUN! IT'S MY TOOOOOY!
The American cut had questionable localization
Eli Ross
Sneed
Chase Ramirez
VARTHYYYYYY
CROUCCHHHHHH
JUNIOR
Brayden Cruz
That's my Roy!
Lucas Ross
why was hitler in harry potter?
Aiden Rivera
What was the director thinking with this movie? Every single line delivery is so odd it had to be intentional.