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What is it about the Wild that makes softpusys seeeeeeeeeeethe?

Having some poutine I got from a burger truck.

Good kot

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/playoffsboundnextyear/

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Stephen said he was winning the calder next year

Fans that say things like 'seethe' and softpusys

I knew a guy in high school who had a hat with the same design but instead of a bear it was a chicken and instead of cub it said cock haha

youtu.be/AULOC--qUOI

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Hopefully the gary puck era is finally over
The 95 lockout was the worst thing to happen to hockey. Gil Stein and Gary Bettman have done so much irreparable damage to the NHL and our game as a whole, its sickening

dont think i forgot

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my avies :)

>they use words that hurt muhhh fee-fees
kwab

Once when I went in to chick fil a, I saw a girl with a shirt that said Saturdays are for the Cocks

No you sound like a fuckin'idiot

oilers mentally breaking down right now

Seeing (You)s that aren't mine make me feel jealous

Just in time for the play offs.

mike smith is elite

>stepped on a rusty nail this morning
RIP /hoc/ bros

Dream

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>No (no comma) you sound like a fuckin'idiot (sic)
kwab

Fuck Gary

GARY OUT

only the glowiest of glowmen bought into garys narrative that mcfraud was better than crosby

I did that as a kid

Kwab

YOU WIRED ME AWAKE AND HIT ME WITH A HAND OF RUSTY NAILS

>didnt immediately amputate the foot
rip

Update after 20 mins, Oilers shit has been pushed in. More graphic details to follow postgame.

>(sic)
kek what a nerd loser

punctuation is the most try hard thing you can do after watching shit hockey

Edmonton Fraudlers setting themselves up for a second consecutive first round sweep, now including a Kane chimpout in Game 3

Fuck Kadri what a cry baby

punctuate deez nuts

>i suck at werds n sheeeeit
>huehuehue nerrrrd!
kwab

This leave that pussy shit for the redditers

who are you quoting?

charles schultz is from california you cucks, how dare you use linus and sally

That's obviously softpusy-speak

> Woodcroft wanted to speak to the ref at the end of that period. Referee waved him off, I think indicated he'd talk to him in the 2nd maybe, seemed to put up 2 fingers.

John Quincy Adams
>"If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader."

Well McDavid and the other one are a regular season players who disappear come playoffs

why is gary only using mikko rantanen and patrik laine as his finnish marketing tools? why dont zoomies care about sebastian aho?

My Sensies :)

Cucked by gary's stripes can't imagine anything sadder

aho is too feminine to be marketable

I'm surprised gary hasn't found a syrian/african to promote as finnish yet.

Yotes got the next all star in the lineup

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>Erik Karl$$on
>Meth Jones
>Douglas Shamilton
>Alex Peetrangelo
>Darnell (lmao) Nurse
>Zach Whereisheski
which franchise fucked up the most

See, I'm the smart one and you're all morons. I'm totally not an underage user; you can tell my adultivity as a result of my fellow adults way of typing. This is how adults type in business meetings.

pretty presumptuous of him to assume Laine is going back to Columbus in the first place.

Is that george floyd

Darnell is good tho

thread theme, get hype

youtube.com/watch?v=rmHDhAohJlQ

Because he's a jerk

What exactly is copey seething about right now?

I'm going off the board: the islanders fucked it up the most

san jose and vegas. at least the other guys are young. karlsson and pietrengelo were already old and busted when they were signed.

It’s BOKONDJI IMAMA

sharks

aho is too intimidating to be used for marketing

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youtu.be/dhSeTnFxfN8
REAL thread theme

He just masturbates that's all

who is this fuckin cancer patient on the oilers intermeission

i can feel the sexual tension he's radiating in that pic

Nurse and Werenski are the only two players on this list that were worth extending for that range and price

the rest are either busted or on shit teams

werenski is good, keeping him and dumping jones was a good move for the teds

uwu pin me down finnish daddy

I bokondji'd yo mama

laine isn't going anywhere

>Melnyk hires Pierre McGuire
>Melnyk dead within a year

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seattle PP needs some viagra

the achilles injury was always going to be a death blow to a mobile dman like karlsson. sad to see a career end like that. the sharks payed big for a corpse.

Wolf isn’t playing today bro

jjust ran a practice for some kids. now im tired. guess i'll watch the avs beat the soilers

You're gonna eat your words lmao
Thinking Columbus is even desirable

Even Alphas need a rest

NOBODY LIKES THE SHIT GINGER

I'm legit surprised Doc never died in the middle of a broadcast with the worm.

/hoc/ likes him

Source?

kek why are you so mad little guy?

That's just something your girlfriend tells you when her bull is out of town.

Man people complain about calgary broadcasters being homers but Edmontons are straight up talking shit on the refs and you know what? I love it.

you seem mad and 15

no one shits on Rick ball cause he’s elite

I love hearing broadcasters shit on game officials. Happens in baseball with the umps as well. It actually shocks me when I hear any of them saying negative things about officials cause it just happens so rarely.

>he loves home
kwab

You're a cuck

True

oooo you sure got him
kwab

they shit on the man because he isnt white.

keke, zebra hurt on the play

/hoc/ is retarded

Good job nigger

nah that's you

> one of gary's teams is getting btfo
>refs start calling more penalties on their opponent.
Every. Single. Time

>fl3ury

black man scored. but he's better known for his antivax stance

antivaxers win