Masta wayne I turned myself into a tangerine im tangerine alfred

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Sonar? Just like...
Like a tangerine Master Wayne. Like a tangerine.

can’t post pics im too attractive

hey man, there's no need to be mean
looks like someone needs a tangerine

Dubs and I livestream my suicide rn

I was just cracking myself up with this kinda shit when i was watching jaws an hour ago

not yor pictur mastah wayne, a pictur of da tongerin

How is it random, it's a pretty clever crossover between the dark knight and rick and morty

>TDKR
based
>R&M
cringe

>Tfw I joined the club activities to have an excuse for going on with my comfy NEET life but now it's no longer tolerable and my parents are forcing me to get a job

A tangerine the size of Burma

what's club activities

i have to confess
i don’t have any tangerines

you're a fraud.
wasted my digits for nothing

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand tangerine alfred. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There’s also Alfred's citric outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from the Wikipedia citrus page, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike tangerine alfred truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Alfred’s existential catchphrase “im tangerine alfred,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Dumas' The Count Of Monte Cristo. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the anons genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a tangerine alfred tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

is it true the tangerine poster is a femanon?

yes and back off, shes mine

>tfw no qt gelfrind to alfredpost togetha

a tangerine the soize of a ruby