/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Dave Grohl edition

>Lap:
#4250

>Countdown to the Rolex Gran Premio dell' Emilia Romagna e Wheresa-me-watcha-gona Mamma Mia Pirelli 150™ 309,049 all' Autodromo Enzo e Dino Ferrari di Imola (BO):
f1exposure.com/#/countdown

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>/f1/ Essentials:
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>Thread theme:
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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 71 (+26)
RUS: 37 (+15)
SAI: 33 (+0)
PER: 30 (+18)
HAM : 28 (+12)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 104 (+26)
Mercedes: 65 (+27)
Red Bull: 55 (+18)
McLaren: 24 (+18)
Alpine: 22 (+6)

>WEC Standings:
HAM: 168.00 (+61.56)
LAT: 149.63 (+48.49)
RIC: 139.54 (+17.09)

>News:
Quali - VER LEC NOR MAG(!)
K-Mag getting P4 was the best qualifying result ever for HAAS
5 Red Flags during qualy
Proudy Boobens overthinks and bins it.
Mercedes on suicide watch
Hamilton says Mercedes “underperformed as a team” after qualifying 13th
Romance options and FIFA-style microtransactions confirmed for F1 22 career mode

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>It's another episode of Max fighting for the WDC in a shitbox against the FIA, Liberty Media and every globohomo megacorporation on the planet.

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consider gimi

nth for miga

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gimi

I do not respect Mercedes as a Formula 1 team or as a beverage.

gimi

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redpill me on imola

Red Bull is alright but I prefer Monster™ Rehab TEA + LEMONADE

latifi showed a glimpse today of his plans for tomorrow, and it might have something to do with the imola sni

you now realize that there are fans of hamilton who got into f1 THIS year and will NEVER see him winning anything

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>Lewis, it's me crofty. How's the race going for you right now?
>m8 I'm p16 leave me alone
>Alright Lewis it's been great to talk to you just a reminder bottas is currently p5 and pushing, and Russell is p10 and 8 seconds ahead

drinking beer lads

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Can't he ever catch a break? He's always on the 2nd best team fighting against the FIA and some stupid rocketship.

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Overtakes do not exist

gimi

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Same

Sprint Quali predictions brothers?
>VERLECMAG

It punishes those who cannot turn left.

Ah user, you finally showed up!

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im drinking budweiser and some meme ipa

I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE

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>"Hey user, please tell us your ideas to improve the sport"

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WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHERS

>dale died because he didnt turn left
>senna died because he didnt turn left

what did the racing gods mean by this

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I'm not surprised

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Mike Krack failing to deliver once again

can we just accept mick is shit already

Unrelated fact, but there's a shooting range not far from the track.

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vrooooom

>quick, mike arschloch is on the shitter! take a photo!

>Hey user welcome to the /f1/ dinner party come join us

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I never heard why this guy pulled his sponsor and money.
Only in the pits, and since no refueling, basically they don't exist.

>Rich
>Healthy
>Achieved
>Does what he loves for a living
>Inspiration for probably millions of people
>Literally owns a museum

All if that being said. How the fuck did he age so poorly? Sometimes he looks like a crackhead post-race

i admire horner's ability to look smug in every photo

why are poowis fans like this?

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good evening sirs

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never recovered from getting beat to the wdc by a rookie

post your mood rn

mine is streamable.com/7e5a9g

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is the final F1 redpill is that mercedes is evil, no matter who drives for them?

Forgot pic. I'm a retard

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Drive Mclel-Honda for 3 years and you'll see

>"It's hard to overtake on this track"

Why is this said about literally EVERY track? If they're not going to make the cars smaller they really ought to just make the tracks wider

Mclaren-Honda

gimi

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>Toto argues with Horner
>Toto aruges with Masi
>Toto argues with Hamilton
>Toto smashes headphones
>Toto has meltdown on radio pleading for wins
Is he okay? Seems manic

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i miss that man

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El plan

GP2 Engine
GP2
>ARGHHHHH

Ludwig is merely a pawn. ruslel has demonstrated many times now that it does not matter who's driving the car.

>Alright, so hear me out on this
>Every time race gets to the point were there's no overtaking and to the point every is starting to fall asleep we bring out a Gen 1 Dodge Viper driven by a druken Cleetus on the track. I deem it "The Anti-Safety Car"
>The Anti-Safety car will be driving the grid backwards, so the drivers must avoid crashing into Cleetus. If every driver is able to avoid Cleetus or if Cleetus bins it the Anti-safety car will go back in

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Imagine if he had stayed one more year at alfa. We could have had a competetive gimi + valteri team.

Where is he now?

hey gimi, put it all behind you
there's something turning, turning right to you
my head burns but i know you'll speak the truth

based and fuck merc-pilled.

>the danger car has been deployed

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Why does sainz keep crashing like a retard

making late night omelette, you guys want some?

why yes sir i would like some

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i think its time for him to get sacked ;^)

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pressure keeps getting to his head
>Australia
>start p9
>"uooooooh i need to make up positions"
>eats shit and dies
>Imola
>"uhhhhhhh i need to prove im not just a number 2"
>try too hard in quali
>eats shit and dies

>toto and horner sitting in a way that they’re physically as far away from each other while still sitting at the same table

CARRIE'S ON A VACATION FAR AWAY
COME AROUND AND TALK IT OVER
SO MANY THINGS I WANNA SAY
YOU KNOW I LIKE MY GIRLS A LITTLE BIT TALLER

I JUST WANT TO USE YOUR LOVE TONIGHT
I DON'T WANNA LOSE YOUR LOVE TONIGHT

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He constantly talks smack on Twitter now about the political elite these days and today he was just in Donington Park driving a sick GT car.

Btw does anyone know what happened or updates about that sponsorship deal he was planning?

ah shit

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>3000cc NA v8 v10 or v12
>5spd manual
>no weight regulations
>no aids, not even power steering
>all compounds for all races
>no DRS
>no hybrid
hopefully that would eliminate all the semen slurping

you will pay for this

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nice its almost saturday
what time does quali start?

>planetf1.com/news/alex-albon-imola-brake-fire-cause/
heh, he forget to flip the fast switch on

doesn’t even look that bad, Kimi and better look worse

>Btw does anyone know what happened or updates about that sponsorship deal he was planning?
From what you just told me, it sounds like those sponsor plans were all lies for attention. I haven't heard a thing about Rich Energy during the livery reveals.

what the hell lad

In an uber going to get hammered, stupid driver won’t shut the fuck up.

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>hamilton will never win anything ever again

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this may be the worst dolly-zoom of all time, lmao

My black kang

How many eggs are in a pack holy cow... I recall doing that one time I disgustingly decided to make omelettes out of it

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Kmag's wife looks nice
Do they have kids?

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Is K-Mag that good or is MSC getting exposed?

Captcha: KKKWY

How many eggs does Sophia have left? Surely she is due to start birthing children asap before her womb shrivells up and dies.

Racing will always be there but her fertility won't be

...

K-Mag is the second coming of [insert name of significant driver you deem worthy of passing on his seed].

Yes and yes

Yes, and he's training her early

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KMag is that good, MSC is that new.

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KMAG is the second coming of KMAG