MIAMI @ ATL | NBA Playoffs Round 1, Game 3 | Gamethread

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okay

Cringe

>Jj Reddick gets broadcasting job from ESPN for a playoff game right away
>articulate, intelligent, professional, well prepared, well studied on his assignment, clean, polished

Shocking honestly. they made a good hire and not some dumb diversity nogger

wtf?

post
>your team
>your #1 album
>who you have winning the finals

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I thought the game was supposed to start 45 minutes ago?

Heatbros ww@??

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it's /mutt/ time

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>sanic

gotta go fast

brbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbr

there once was team named the heat
they wrongly believed they were elite
they played like poopoo
and were soft through n through
so the only way they could win was to cheat

great now the scheduling for the rest of the game is messed up because karl working for atlanta security forgot to pick up his lunch bag

hopefully atlanta puts up a fight this time

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>tip off is a 7pm
>"tip off has been delayed 30 minutes"
>new tip off time is 7:45

Why are Americans like this?

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pretty good

>imagine being raped so hard you turn into your rapist

t. this girl

blame trae for using his looks to sneak into a syrian refugee camp and order a suspicious package

>JUST SHOOT BETTER

sus package

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kek

these shitters can memechuck from 25 feet but can't hit free throws

what was in the box?

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this hawks team is straight trash

I want to have sex with Strus

Bar poster here

voca.ro/1eDnplIFyUJs

where the fuck is capela?

HEATROONS NOOOOOOOOOO

>buttler

Noone fucking cares bro
Not your blog

>no hawks/heat in the subject line
I don't remember what cities these dumb teams play in man help me out

well done Atlanta, well done
HOWEVER
you forgot about Miami's endless supply of quirked-up white boys

Jimmy ded

>jimmy flopler
if he was hurt there he wouldnt be able hold his arm like that

Cursed game.

>Luka ded
>Scottie ded
>Booker ded
>Middleton ded
>Embiid ded
>Butler ded

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flopping bitchler KEK

injured

This postseason is literally gonna be the hospital ring. What the fuck is going on

great, now duncan robinson is gonna play and hit 10 threes

What did Jimmy do to deserve this from the basketball gods?

wtf how come the crowd didn't cheer when a star player was injured?

CAN EVERYONE STOP GETTING INJURED FOR 5 FUCKING MINUTES

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Embiid is fine he just got a sore thumb

HAHAHAHA JIMMY DED

That flop was good, but Jimmy needs to have gotten right back up and demanded ejections to be as good of a flopper as Emflop

Is there any sport where dudes aren't injured 40% of the time

>Embiid ded

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what's in the baaaaaaax

just the east really

>5 minute commercial break

Butler hardly ran into him. These niggas so soft.

heat are soft as baby shit

Hockey

galoooooooooooooo

>kawhi
>adisney
>luka
>mpj
>and many many more

the nba is too physical, they shouldn't let these poor boys hurt each other so much

they are injured but they play through it

this dude seriously going to try and play with a broken rib?

hawks should smash the fuck out of butler to see if he's really hurt

FLOPPING BITCH
YOU FLOP LIKE THAT YOU SIT THE FUCKING GAME FAGGOT

Exactly. Only thing that sucks about hockey is puck luck

that's fine from a viewer's perspective

it's Udonis time

>regular season
eeeeh, historically thats never been seen as a hospital season

what a stupid foul hahaha

atlanta cocks

atlanta is getting swept kek

a missing player is a missing player
the clippers would be a top seed if Kawhi was there
denver wouldn't be so shambolic if 2/3 of their main guys were there
the jazz would be even more pathetic if Luka was still in for the mavs

no the atlanta homosexuals

Finally

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