Saturday, 23 April
Second round (best of 25)
10:00
Mark Selby (Eng) 4-4 Yan Bingtao (Chn)
Zhao Xintong (Chn) 5-11 Stephen Maguire (Sco)
2.30pm
Judd Trump (Eng) v Anthony McGill (Sco)
Ronnie O'Sullivan (Eng) 12-4 Mark Allen (NI)
19:00
Mark Selby (Eng) v Yan Bingtao (Chn)
Neil Robertson (Aus) v Jack Lisowski (Eng)
>full schedule
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Anime.
Dancing is a sport, so it's obviously Yea Forums related.
Well done ruining the thread you nonce freak.
>19:00
>Mark Selby (Eng) v Yan Bingtao (Chn)
Looking forward to a zesty Saturday evening with play wrapping up around 1am.
>all my guys losing in R1 or hopeless in R2
Can't not laugh when Selby gets 1 point then plays a safety now thanks for ruining snooker
first for gwan ronnie
>Behaves uncomfily
>Accuses others of ruining the thread
An uncounfortably casual break off from user here, but we’ll press on as always.
t. anime nonces
>the /brit/ stage of the world championship threads
Settle down please. Here's a pigeon on a snooker table to calm everyone's nerves.
>the player goes to shake the ref’s hand…
>turns out…
>little pigeon fella…
lovely snooker by the young chinamun
Little known fact, but this was actually not a pigeon but a dove sent down from Iulian Boiko. It’s a shame nobody seemed to pick up on the antiwar message.
*waiting for snooker*
One is a creature loathed by society, considered vermin, riddled with disease, roaming the streets hoping to collect a few crumbs dropped by a kindly stranger enjoying a Greggs, but more often than not reduced to gleaning what nourishment they can from a pile of vomit left on the pavement.
The other is a pigeon.
Well said
The ultimate gwanning. /147/s nightmare: youtu.be
Morning lads, Ken here. The Pistol has pissed himself and the YCP has fell to his knees so thankfully today we also get some great granite content. I'm going for the Zester and McKill myself, with Rpmmie to fuck off as soon as possible.
>
Heh.
>McKill myself
What did he mean by this?
Here we are
All the waiting lads
Cycled passed a snooker hall yesterday in a small town. How could they possibly stay in business. Must be money laundering
It's a front for the freebase selbium lab they're running in the back
slept almost 10 hours, wakeup and its almost snooker time
Whats your highest break lads?
For me it's 67 on a line up and 42 in a frame
hmm hasn't riggins got a property over there??
>pic generally unrelated
Selby soon, get hyped!
>Literally MINUTES away from zesty action
I'm predicting a long morning for poor Yan.
What's this interior design bollocks on bbc2 holy shit
Don't make me watch normie tv
PHIL FUCKING YATES
Aww yissss
>FQ9AHjeXsAAXPcJ.jpg
lel
Seema's looking fresh this morning (although I must say I prefered her dress yesterday).
Based seethen
K A S A B I A N
WHEN HE'S SHIT
HE'S DIRE!
IT'S STEPHEN MAGUIRE!
Today's the day: it's Barry Hawkins' birthday.
Please something nice about him.
Bingtao must prepare for the zesting of a lifetime this morning
Also outside chance of a Maguire collapse
He tried his best
already zesting with the ref
That's not desi
( he does well)
>Phil Yates on Eurosport
>Shaun Murphy on BBC
There is no escape
He has a pretty smile.
>main coverage focusing on Seethen and Tong
>Xintongs walk on music
What the fuck was that lad
Give me some time, I'll think of something.
He's the most relatable man on the tour (I would also be nervous walking down the famous ally pally steps).
But it's Mr Rob and Joe Perry on BBC, you are watching Selby v Yan right?
They'll be switching over to table 1 in about half an hour.
>skinless & boneless
M-Mr Rob?
(yeah, he does well)
What was he even trying to do with that "safety"?
who is this blonde succubus in the Zhao match? do I have a chance with her? I’m very lonely.
Sorry lad, she's taken
It was terrible, the zest potential was so high as well.
heh... nothing personal
>blonde succubus
S T O P
forever alone it is. nice rump though. wew
Business idea: in every tournament throughout the season there are hidden hints. You have to get them all to be able to watch the WC.
He will be annoyed with himself
Congratulations, you've zested yourself.
He looks more amused, to be quite desu.
zhao is missing everything
total price money is now 7 pounds and 2 Schilling
How embarassed must Ben feel when he sees his wife progress further into snooker tournaments than him?
Fuck, Eurosport showing Zhao - Maguire instead of the Selby - Yan
Even the German masters?
>the BBC iPlayer stream is so far behind that other anons are talking about Yan's split of the reds before I even saw it
Could incorporate hints into our puzzlels too, so only hardcore /147/ autists can witness the WC at the end of the seaon
You can hear the undercurrent of frustration in her voice, I will save her
Zhao is cute isn’t he
Never touched a snooker cue in my life
Woolly I know you're in here, why did you photoshop your sexy wife's arse bigger?
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Desi will be in the crowd for 35 frames of televised snooker for which she is not the designated referee. Record all 35 appearances (tournament, match, frame) to obtain your World Championship loicence
Good, only the ones who care about the prestigiousness of the title itself will come (so, not Ronnie). Other tournaments are unaffected anyway.
Especially the prestigious German Masters.
Very nice.
Et tu, Selbius?
Just like his ex-gf
Only if you can identify the different tournaments' carpets, you will be allowed to watch the WC.
Who the fuck is talking through the train tannoy? Is it Willie speaking from heaven?
Alright lads, since this is almost certainly the final session with both the remaining YCPs, I am releasing the beast: name as many of the 20 YCPs on the current tour as you can.
Here's what your score means:
>1-5: Back to Victoria's academy for you!
>6-10: Less of a Cyclone, more of stiff breeze.
>11-15: The Tiger... pounces! Great job.
>16-20: Wew! It's your year, user!
Yan, Zhou, Xiao, Pow, Wow, Sow, Mao, Cao, Ding.
Incredibly devilish