/nba/ general - B-TEAM edition

naw, the spuds aren't a charismatic team

thats sad, coming to the big easy just to get btfo by 30

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will they do the impossible and manage to overcome the odds to defeat the VORP god?

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If you watching the NBA in the 90s, you know in your heart it can never be topped

>Sixers playoff peak was a game winning shot in a first round game against a trash ass Raptors team
KEK

Fucking loser fanbase, franchise, core, and city. Fucking never winning a championship ever again.

teared up watching this

Mad about flopping?

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fuck no the spurs were so fucking boring to watch
>Nobody crossing over
>Nobody dunking
>No threes or fadeaways
Just fundamental basketball. Watching the spurs was like watching a WNBA game

2010 was then lebron had to be a bitch and destroy the loyalty fabric of the nba

>The Valley
You have several cities whose nicknames come naturally.....like NOLA, for instance. And then you have forced meme shit like this.

I can tell youre a Stephaggot

> team playstyle
> against the big bad
> revenge for 2013
Unless you were a Heats fan I can't see anyone decent rooting against the Spurs during that finals

Same, just rewatched it

I didn't, but I wish I did, I'm definitely going to rewatch some finals from the 90s

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what did drake, king sixer hater, mean by this?

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NEST

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you really stepped up your game. i'm proud

Just like Iverson was a warrior, Embiid is a warrior. Imagine thinking you can stop his own destiny

Im an Iverson/Kobr faggot

> your brain on casual

Yeah, people talk about KD but Lebron was the one that started all of this bullshit

we'll send juan toscano anderson to hack embiid in the thumb lmfao

but how does she feel about bbc

woah, same. wanna touch peepees?

Nope they got no CHANCE against the VORPER

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At least I'm a fan unlike these bozos that talked so much about them during the regular season.

No way. Jokic’s TWERC+ is too high. We haven’t seen sportsball kino this yummy wummy since that legendary season Tiago Splitter had for the 2014 Spurs. Nuggets in 7. Jokic just needs more help

I wasn't rooting against the spuds, I just didn't really pay much attention to the finals since I don't like them or lebron.

Is he a top one all-time player?

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RENT FREE

Keep that same energy when we're in the finals. Seethe.

thats true, i just came here and doomposted about the pels every now and then

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>from canada
>doesn't know about the arizona valley
color me surprised

>Player gets freethrows
>Basketball fans: okay fair
>Other player freely throws himself to the ground and begs officials for freethrows and ejections, and usually gets them because he's a media darling
>Basketball fans: hmm i dont respect that player
>Fans of the Other player: NOOO YOURE JUST MAD AND CRYING AND WINNING IN THE FIRST ROUND GUANTEES A FINALS RUN

no

absolutely not

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user, lebron isn't in the first round...

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I know it about it; however, I've never heard Muh Valley used in place of Phoenix, ever. I've heard NOLA used for well over 30 years now

You’ve allowed your hatred for Philly to give you a mental illness that’s neat

When was the last time you heard a nigga say his favorite player was Tim Duncan lol?

>Nobody dunking
53 years old ginobili punched it ontoChris Bosh's face

Meds

twitter.com/wojespn/status/1517528924078723072
Frank Vogel coming to North Carolina?

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Today

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Embleed can't even make it past the 2nd round healthy and now his big flopping hands can't grip a basketball

are you talking about giannis or kd or ja here?

Nola literally stands for New Orleans, Louisiana though. Hardly comparable. Im sensing your IQ isnt so high here

Jokic sisters, if everything goes as planned, Jokic will average 30ppg on 60TS% vs Warriors
We won
Stats are good for the casual fans

whats the consensus on this guy? his team is legit insanely good no matter how well he plays

Interesting how you assumed I was talking about Philly. Could it be youre aware that there is a player on their roster that literally cant get points unles he begs for freethrows?

>adjusted to 20XX pace

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>Adjusted
literally worthless.

Hokum

My favorite player is Tim Duncan

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>Nola literally stands for New Orleans, Louisiana though.
>Im sensing your IQ
The fact you felt the need to explain this indicates your IQ isn't in the triple digits like you think it is.

Teach me how to make my FT’s besides Game 6 vs Phoenix

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>Spurs big 3 moment with pop in shambles
>lefag at the end
absolute kino

Face it wilt is just javale without asthma. Kobe is goated however

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>turn on Sixers game
>see Embiid flop
>turn off Sixers game
my favorite round 1 ritual

>face it wilt is [HEADCANON]
Done.

Giannis gets grabbed a lot. He gets fouled I would say KD and Ja

Man nobody wanted to watch some bald weirdo big nose euro nigga do anything idk if he dunked on Yao Ming. Im sorry but no real nigga related to the Spurs

WNBA players have terrible fundamentals.

>People defending Flopnis

>Done.

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>gonnamiss attemptafreethrow

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>ad hominem
kill confirmed

Your IQ is showing

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Yeah, he mad that his headcanon is worthless.

Why is this sub acting like the Heat arent any good? Our depth, shooting and team defense gives us a chance against anyone

It was an assumption based off of the last threads flow and also the fact that there are Embiid schizos here who let him live rent free in their minds and seethe about him day and night. If you were talking about a different team I apologize. Were you?

>Next question

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tell me you ballhog in 2k without telling me you ballhog

I'm American and I never heard of the Arizona Valley. I barely ever heard of Arizona.

bro this was 7 years ago...fuck I couldn't drink back then...

Heat are considered a fluke paper tiger team since we got BTFO by LeBum in the bubble finals

thanks and thank you for the selfie fellow high iq individual!

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>this sub
>our
False flaggin sixers retard

no real star

>IT WAS THE SIXERS FANS I TELLS YA!

Jimmy Butler

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So glad that we have 5 rings Kobros. 5 RINGS! Imagine someone saying you’re the goat and you DONT have 5 rings. Imagine being that pathetic. Oh well… we don’t have to worry about that.

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no lol

nah, "the valley" is san fernando valley. no one in the entire united states outside of flyovers in prescott think of AZ when they hear "the valley"

philly is retarded dunk uncle of the sports world

chet clears

What's your all 25yo or under team /nba/?

Nah you are

kek
i won't lie this time he figured me out

its true. arizona is the new jersey of the west coast

>is a malignant mole on the ass of all sports
>every fan and team outside of here knows this and expresses it
>plays victim despite knowing theyre a malignant mole on the ass of all sports
Based

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>Its the Sixers fans' fault I'm broke and no hoe wants to go near me

wtf that bottom left logo? wnba? people in philly only care about mens sports

>PLEASE BELIEVE ME I'M A SIXER FAN SINCE THE DAYS OF KEVIN KORVER AND JOHNNY OKAFOR. TRUST THE PROGRESS HINKLE DIED FOR OUR SINS

Honestly the worst sports city in the US is Boston and it isn’t even close,

we didn't play last night. we're not playing tonight. and they STILL seethe about us
it's just natural for some people

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>why yes my favorite player is Tim Duncan... how could you tell?

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I bet Tim Duncan’s VORP was amazing

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also "the town" is charlestown in boston. no one i've ever met would think of sf (or is it oakland? no idea) as "the town"

nobody outside new england has ever heard of that shit lmao

Process bros wtf who could have ever seen Embiid getting injured again??

Why does philly, the city, not even just the sports teams occupy the heads of half of Yea Forums for no reason

Nigga hasnt seen The Town smdh

they literally made a movie with casey affleck called "the town" you numbskull

it seems our superiority has caused some controversy

tim duncan is top 10 in career vorp actually but it's a cumulative stat so his longevity helps him there. WS/48 he drops off a bit

Everyone, and I mean everyone, hates Philly fans

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not sure what his raptor was though

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Nah they hate you

Should be if you sweep a team you get to keep their cheerleaders

>New York
loud retards
>boston
racist edgy retards
>philly
dumb edgier retards

Why would you want that as an NBA team? Remember they are already having sex whenever they want.

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