So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame inexperience, we can blame blisters, we can blame a lack of toenails, we can praise Iga's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.
Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Emma, but MASSIVE training is desperately needed in the summer. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next tournament, or her chances at Wimbledon for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /emma/? #Ourgirl or #disgustingmuttflop?
hopefully one of /ourguys/ makes her a good wife and posts many a pic here
Christopher Cooper
honestly thinking reducing the playtime isnt that bad. her body needs time to recover and getting used for the stress on the tour.
Luke Wilson
Unironically a good match for Emma Played really well against the world #1 on her best surface
Kevin Allen
>third (3rd) time on the strange red surface >took an unprecedented amount of games off the world's best player >sustained and recovered from an injury with grace befitting a royal >never stopped believing in herself Overwhelmed with positive emotions tonight Emmabros. She is truly starting to emerge from her post US Open cocoon and we're seeing the beautiful colours of her butterfly wings
Blake Foster
She did fine today. Got a bit overexcited when she got those break points in the final game, but otherwise a solid effort against the world #1. Also I can't stop thinking about lickign her psuy
Yep, Iga's hardest fought match in her last 20 by a long. As someone who's watched all of Emma's gruelling 8 months of losses this was by far the least concerning. She seemed v strong at the end of the second set, lost her head a bit on the break points but stretched Iga more than anyone else has.
Playing like this? World #1 and calendar slam in three years IMO
Owen Barnes
our emma girl... she just needs more sponsors...
Brayden Hernandez
This is how we have sex with Emma
James Young
honestly, Iga is as good as it gets for women's tennis. and Emma's like 1 rung off her, on her favourite surface, after 2 weeks playing on clay in her life.
it's actually laughable how dominant Emma is going to be for the next 20 years
Adrian Kelly
Imagine just brapping in her sweet face
Jayden Green
Great to see her serve coming back too, was getting worried for a while there. The future is bright.
Kayden Peterson
She looks so much like an Indian girl I used to fuck a while back, I should have said yes to a relationship with her.
Robert Turner
Delete this LEWD webm of Emma losing her virginity
Zachary Moore
Emma will have sex three times in her life, all solely for the purpose of procreation. The sex will take place under the covers with the lights off. Her partner will be her white christian husband.
Dylan Wright
Ok seriously, like Emma I'm a HAPA and we just have to admit, we can't beat the White Aryan race, we should acquiesce and just play second fiddle to them. Emma should too.
Reminder that the Igasimp line is that their beloved Polish Queen is unironically a dirty match fixer which is why she couldn't easily dispatch a fragile English schoolgirl playing her first week on clay in 4 years
Logan Martinez
Made up to break Iga's rhythm
Kayden Moore
kwabucanu
William Smith
hooot
Michael Johnson
#OleOut
Aaron Rivera
KWAB
Robert Sullivan
>Dolce & Gabbana, Porsche, Evian and Nike each deposit £1 into your account
Samuel Davis
You might die overdosed on hopium
Cameron Sanders
I was honestly expecting her to be thoroughly btfo so I shan't be mocking her today I'm afraid. Done good kid
Michael Davis
Emma lacked the motivation since she was already awarded the prize - the Porsche - at the start of the tournament. They were clearly fixing against Emma since a highly motivated Emma is unstoppable.
Blake Lopez
Only downside of tonight's performance is we don't get to see Emma again for some time.
Liam Collins
Are you joking? She's booked for Madrid which starts April 26th... unless she pulls out due to injury
Camden Carter
it's only 4ish days isn't it?
the WTA (Emma) tour never ends.
Jack Williams
Emma withdrawal is a serious issue, but the Madrid Open is right around the corner. Now the time between the Miami Open and the BJK Cup, that was an excruciating experience
Brayden Ward
pretty sure she needed the points more than the porsche lmao
Meanwhile the Granuiad is rooting through Iga's social media accounts to see if she said anything remotely racist suchs as "Sweet and Sour Chicken is not that nice"
Alexander Brown
I only know who she is bc she gets spammed on Yea Forums nonstop. A loss means the emma retards will crawl back into their hole until the next tournament
John Clark
Women's tennis is just a crapshoot
Literally anyone can win just down to luck and who is on their period at the time ruining their game
If she ever met Alex Albon I think she’d get on well with him. They’re both athletes, both half-Asian, both have dorky south-east England posh accents, both have this shy nervous but endearing manner when they talk to the media.
Landon Gutierrez
>wine bottle's nearly empty Fucking hell, Emma's tuning me into an alcoholic. Don't know what'ill happen to me once she makes a deep run at a Grand Slam
Robert James
don't follow f1 so just looked him up and he went to the same school as me lol, is he big? i think he was the year above me
James Wilson
Does your perception of appearance change as you get drunker?
Hudson Morris
4-6, 4-6 against the (temporary) #1 is a damn good showing
Hunter Martin
He’ll never be a champion but he’s a solid driver for the small team he races for
Hunter Rivera
again, i'm not talking about her, but her followers
Asher Collins
why's the twat representing Thailand? is it a case of domineering asian mother syndrome, aka Osaka?
Luis Smith
no idea, dont think he's ever lived there or was born there
Eli Gray
Please don't rape her
Jayden Lopez
LOLHAMILTONWINS was the reason I quit watching F1 about 4 years ago. Moto GP is the superior viewing experience, also the tickets are much more affordable. What do you mean? Like rating a person more attractive when I am drunk as opposed to sober?
Jonathan Bell
Yeah his mum is Thai. It was beneficial in terms of sponsorship money in his junior career to convince Thai businesses to sponsor him. Watch any interview though and he’s the Bongiest Bong there is. youtu.be/spJ05hnJxF0
Bentley Anderson
this, tbqh famiglia everyone was a expecting 6-0 6-0. progress!
When I get drunk peoples faces look different. I start noticing features on them I didn’t notice while sober. Stare at your photos of Emma and tell me, what do you see while drunk?
Thomas Reyes
is this the loser general?
Nathaniel Butler
Emma KWABucanu
Ryan Rogers
Hm, I still see the same gorgeous face marked with minor imperfections that make her even more unique, cute and beautiful. But it's not like I am shitfaced or seeing double. It's only 1 bottle of red wine after all, nothing to be concerned about. Just really in the mood for a night cruise right now
