Who will play her during the inevitable biopic?

Is Dark Hair + Light Eyes + Pale Skin + Big Milkies the BEST combination possible in nature, Yea Forumsbros?!

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Looks too much like my sister to be attractive unfortunately

Needs a huge forehead and a face like Weird Al without make up, maybe Rumer Willis?

cringe

news.avclub.com/a-second-person-has-accused-katy-perry-of-sexual-miscon-1837273498
>In his series of posts, Kloss talks about how he was told to “minimize” himself and “stay PC to protect [Perry’s] ‘image,’” but he got tired of having to censor himself to protect her after getting “treated like a prostitute and exposed in front of a group of her friends and other random people.”
>Tina Kandelaki alleges that Perry was heavily intoxicated when she touched her inappropriately and attempted to kiss her. After openly rejecting her advances, Kandelaki claims that Perry was persistent and continued to behave inappropriately before eventually moving on
God I wish that were me

>tfw miss my ex's huge tits

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I saw her live at Warped Tour in 2008 when that I Kissed a Girl song had just released. She was cute.

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She can't even act when she's got dick going in and out of her.

nope red hair green eyes

So before porn men didnt like looking at tits and ass and they surely didnt talk about sex and girls with their friends, ok

>mfw that gives me a heart boner
>mfw it can't give me an actual boner because "muh Madonna/Whore Complex"
How do I get over my hangups bros?

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>bleid rane :-----DDDD