/seriea/ - La Padova edition

MATCH DAY 34
>Saturday 23th April
15:00 Torino - Spezia
15:00 Venezia - Atalanta
18:00 Inter - Roma
20:45 Verona - Sampdoria

>Sunday 24th April
12:30 Salernitana - Fiorentina
15:00 Bologna - Udinese
15:00 Empoli - Napoli
18:00 Genua - Cagliari
20:45 Lazio - Milan

>Monday 25th April
20:45 Sassuolo - Juventus

Reminder to keep it comfy, take your meds, never expect oral on a Friday night, a carpet or a rug nailed to a wall is considered a tapestry, shave your balls and be a good boy.

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Zaki juventini

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>laziale gets close to Ferrari's box
>sainz infaggots himself against a wall
>leclerc doesn't even get a chance for pole

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based Laziali saving whatever credibility is left in Formula 1

Kick me daddy

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why did atalanta fell down so hard?

> no Cremonese match in OP
i will forgive you duccio.....
..... this time

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What does Salemakers stance mean for the Scudetto?

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Rest year from doping to avoid their players dropping like flies

shit transfers, meme defence, the zingari that were good became shitters.

oh and having to rely on Muriello alone for five months

biancu

>18:00 Genua - Casteddu

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This but after the CBT session I have booked

negru

Highest win percentage for active managers in Europe’s top 5 leagues (min 50 games):

74.25% Ancelotti
72.67% Guardiola
68.77% Allegri
67.09% Pochettino
63.53% Tuchel
61.19% Klopp
58.99% Simeone
56.13% Lopetegui
54.96% Pioli
53.6% Arteta

you bought the tickets for the Jj game?

Italians future attacking hope just extended his contract with milan

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la cunny’s

where are the italian talents?

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What about Chiesa?

>vinicius
>170m

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Coming after the summer mercato

>Current market value:
>-
Literally me

>via cies football observatory
Yeah not credible. Transfermarkt has the most accurate values

playing COD in their mothers' basements, high on codeine , and virgin.

He's clearly talking about getting tickets for the remaining Milan games

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Cagliari
Brescia
Torino

la tovaglia

> Youjo Senki
last time i watched something of this quality it was WolfWalkers and it was another cartoon
really makes you think

Based Wolfwalkers appreciator

How to get a gf (fast)?

Do you need one for a family gathering? You can always get a rental?

human trafficking

No just one that loves me

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Lower your standards until one bites

Go to luxemburg

ukrainian refugee

1 Kruse

>Rudiger is very close to joining Real Madrid.(@DiMarzio)
Massive rocket dodged

>Varane
>Militao
>Rudiger
why can't Halal into centrebacks?

Militao is good now though

>2022
>still not rating rudiger

he could single handedly carry Germany to a WC and I still wouldn't rate him

The only defence I rate
Spinazola
Van Dijk
De Ligt
Reece James

spezia or torino?

> Ekrem Konur is claiming that Milan are monitoring the situation of Angel Di Maria who appears destined to leave Paris Saint-Germain at the end of the season when his contract with them expires.

> He also adds that Milan are competing with Juventus, Real Madrid, PSG and Barcelona to sign Antonio Rüdiger whose deal with Chelsea runs out at the end of the current campaign.

>Milan are competing with Juventus, Real Madrid, PSG and Barcelona

Go to a bar/cafe near your local uni and pretend you‘re into philosophy

would anyone even move to Jj in case they don't finish fourth?

Chiesa is moving away even if they finish 4th, that should tell you something

This is NOT the movie I expected

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is it not about spring birds?

3atb babby never rated him

women only unconditionally love their children, if you want a woman to love you she has to value you for what you provide to her life

Lovelace biopic?

>women only unconditionally love their children
what do men only love unconditionally?

uh oh Jean Luke this is a tricky one

Elaborate please

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Burn a dischi

1 earthquake

romagnola mommy bros...