Why, it's a 90's Waifu Thread, of course

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who are these qt3.14s

OUT OF MY THREAD YOU ZOOMER! GO FAP TO BILLIE EILISH OR WHATEVER YOU KIDS DO!

Who else here watched Relic Hunter?

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>90s waifu
>no Tiffani

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SOMEONE POST KELLY KAPOWSKI

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Why are the zoomer waifus such shit lads? I've been gone from Yea Forums for like 5 years, it's all different women

fuck off newfag

Name a more comfy waifu than Aunt Becky, I'll wait.

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You couldn't make a show like that today. Just wholesome fun with lots of fanservice.

>Relic Hunter
>Xena
>Buffy
>Dark Angel
>Alias

late 90's/early 00's was peak fem-kino

I miss the mid 90's bowl cut for girls.

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I mean, come on.

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Don't tell me this does nothing for you...

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>this was a 10/10 according to 90's boomers

lmao

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Jesus, she was hot as fuck

Cumbrain thread

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The blonde is Samantha Fox and the brunette is Sabrina Salerno

>mister Tyler, we’re looking for a teenage girl to act like a slut for your new video
>I know just the girl for this.
>That’s great sir. Who is she?
>My daughter.

BEGONE ZOOMER

you win
also where's jennifer connelly

I want to hunt her relics.

thats not 90s

>thread crumbles

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90s Marisa Tomei was prime waifu material. She was incredible (still is).

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AND she would scam the system to get you into a good university

>tfw prefer the current version

He spent his entire life doing drugs and fucking teens. Why would he think there was anything wrong with his daughter acting like a slut. Sluts are the only women he knew.

90s scifi outside of next generation was just garbage for me. Xena was such gay bullshit, then they made her a dyke so everyone's waifu won't ever be penetrated.

Absolute beauty why did she never make it ?

She's hotter now. But was super hot in my cousin vinny.

Oh yeah, absolutely.

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Young mommies

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movie takes place in 99

BOYS BOYS BOYS

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Based

Scully is the one and only

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she wasn't pretty though, just hot

My 90s waifu is Jennifer Aniston
no buli pls

Finally a good thread

For me it's Arabella Holzbog in Stone Cold (1991)

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A pixie cut is not a bowl cut.

>My 90s waifu is Jennifer Aniston
Early-Friends Aniston was gorgeous, with the big hair, and the tasteful slight thiccness.

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Was media more selective of their women or were girls just cuter back then?

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Gross dyke.

Dear God in Heaven,
Please kill all Zoomers, Lord. Spill out your wrath upon them and smite them Lord, vanquish all of them, for they have become hateful to you Father. All these things we pray in Jesus name. Amen.

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>you're now wishing that there was a scene in Far From Home where May helps Peter with his "Peter Tingle" by clearing up the ole web shooters(wink wink)

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Can i go to harvard auntie? Pleeeease?

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For me, it’s Ricci

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I had such a hard on for her and her blonde carpet munching friend when I was like 6

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Less feminism

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Lethal Weapon 2

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the only answer

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Jessica Alba, Idle Hands. 1999. The 90-est of the 90s.

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Tommy Wiseau?