What's your favorite Hot Ones episode, and how well would you fare?

What's your favorite Hot Ones episode, and how well would you fare?

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I want to see her get blacked

Chris Jericho

I’d probably be able to finish but I’d have a hard time maintaining composure

He is the worst interviewer I've ever seen. The only thing he has is his gimmick. I wouldn't do well, I eat jalepnos on everything and love spicy food, but 20k scoleville is just retarded. I thoroughly enjoy spicy up to a point, but after that no. Also, I hear the chicken is cold and overcooked.

Stupid bug eyed bitch

is hot ones some kind of industry tool? it's bizarrely sterile and is everywhere

>OH NOOOOOOO ITS TOO SPICY WAHHHHHHHH

lmao

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is it true she's fat?

THIS THIS THIS

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The last one - Stone Cold Steve Austin. The best of them all and that's the bottom line...

Not fat.

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Built for _ _ _

punching in the fucking face

Henry Rollins.
I'd be sweating from the 5th or 6th wing, but could probably crawl over the finish line.

grey eyes are disgusting almost as bad as pure black ones

The only thing that's fat about her is her tits.

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yea but those tits dude...

Take a break. As long as you need.

False. The issue is the rest of her face. She has brutish features.

She has hot ones

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Kino

The gimmick is decent, his research team is good, he bonds easily with his interviewee, he keeps composure, he is as moderately funny as an interviewer should be.
My big issue is he doesn't ask follow up questions when they're begged for.

Hmmm saved for archrival purposes yes

32G cup by the way.

Reminds me of prime Zoe Quinn.

smaller than my south african gf, jeez

I don't even like Eyelash but Zoe Quinn was always "autistic woman with chlamydia who settles for Redditor who makes $40k a year and nags him endlessly" even at her absolute peak

this is begging for a deepfake lmao

eat da poo poo from the diaper

That poor retarded child!

WHAT did she mean by this?

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Why is it wrong to want to blow my load all over her?

log

IMAGINE playing with her giant boobs

Is it?

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Looks like we're right on schedule.

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Post the ScarJo ones

what a hoe

How long until she has a black baby?

>tranny gets blacked
Kikes went full circle.

>americans are so fat that even their attempts at racism are about food

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i want to see you get shot

Billie Eillish was my final IT moment

>non-wh*tes
>americans
pick one, user. even they dont identify as being american.

>final IT moment
What?

>americans
>white
Quite an oxymoron.

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Khazar milkers?

you just KNOW

Ok, Achmed. Dont you have a British daycare to b*mb or something? Why don't we come to equal terms and behead these f*gs together?

unironically kys thx

>zoomers in charge of being emo
Embarassing.

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Literally nobody thinks she's an emo.

Disgusting. I never understood the appeal of this awful hairdo. Get some taste.

They’re all forgettable and I would fucking die on the first spice.

You cannot stop her from getting blacked. No matter how hard you type on your keyboard. No matter how many posts you report. I just wanted you to know that.

Don't you have to renew your blacked subscription?

Gordon Ramsay, even though he hammed it up for the cameras. Bill Burr and Charlie Day were great too.

I dont give a fuck about her i just think you're a repressed f*ggot c*ck who is obsessed with bl*cks. Just want to hear you say it. Couldn't care less about some druggy xanax zombie who looks like a dude.

nail yourself to a cross h0m0

Sucking niggers' toes apparently.

itt: cumbrains who are drooling over an underage pop star

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It's cute as fuck.

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Hug

And yet you posted multiple replies! Yeah, I'm not buying it, you're hurt. Not sure why though

>woah, look at this dude he finds someone attractive that means he's fucked up

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>cumbrains
Hello, reddit

I think it looks better when the hair is still black.

I willfully looked up this talentless autotuned dead-eyed coalburner on youtube to see why zooms love her so much. I haven't been able to figure it out. Zero redeeming qualities. Now that I searched her name, the algorithm suggests every video remotely related. Fuck.

Nobody takes you seriously when you clearly took the time to post in the thread yourself. Cumbrain.

Massive breasts.

?

I don't see it.

>"who hurt you"
please actually kill yourself, tumblrfag

S N T

That's because you can think. NPCs are told what to think and the media tell them to like her, therefore she is good.

I like boobs

faggot

>this bottom tier ego fluffing

MOMMY

He's still going! He's even putting words in people's mouths. What level of mad are you over this coal burner? Seriously curious here

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why do you care what I think? maybe i just hate pathetic c*cks like you who worship bl*cks. seriously dude, just admit you're a fucking faggot and then hang yourself. i already said I couldnt give a shit about her but you keep bringing it up because you're dumb.
>words into people's mouths
like your post? considering its only you replying to me? fucktard

She should do porn.

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You should kys if you care about that

if you need some help with 'crossing over to the other side' let me know, be happy to do it for you.

She should do porn with me.*

>bruh dese wings be hot as fucc

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>all that angry text that I didn't even finish reading
Good god; Try not to shoot up a church, Dylan

You should do porn.

jesus christ she's unattractive

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It's not fantasy, that's just hair with the makeup and such done.

>trying to pretend you're not still the same person
just admit you're a fag, that simple
(your parents still wont love or respect you but at least you'll be honest)

>pointy elbows 2/10

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Her episode was literally my least favorite, I turned it off. She's a fucking idiot and I had never even heard of her before this.

look at the video man, all that fat under her jaw

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Imagine...

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Ah yes, you like everything that is in the media. It is popular because it is good. You even have the same opinions as the press do.
How Cohenvenient!
There is a reason we call you Goyim.

Keep going bro! You don't seem mad at all!

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Too bad.
It's the most adorable hairstyle there is.

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Homosexual AND incel. You poor thing.

Disgusting cunt. Isnt this bitch like 17 right now ? So shes 16 or 15 in these pics. Nice parenting at the Eyelash household.

I think you just like kids, my man. Seek help.

What about all that fat on those tiddies

Her parents don't give a shit about her, they just care about her making them rich.

Would she be less disgusting if she was doing this with a Asian or white guy?

Most of these are over 16.

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>incel
gonna have to ask you to dillate tranny

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My point is you seem to be attracted to extremely adolescent features. The girls you posted are trying to look 10 years old despite being whatever age they are. The clothing, the poses etc are all very childish.

Slightly less with white guys, but still disgusting. Arguably even more disgusting with an Asian.

Yup, that's gonna be a big "have sex" from me, chief. Ah what the heck, I'll throw in a yikes too

I'm 20, these are the girls I tend to get laid with.

Check and /thread

this is going to be a solid cringe for you dog
but I feel you might need a seethe for desert
no worries its on the house

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You're pretty screwed if this is your taste even at such a young age. You'll be posting "cute and funny" on Yea Forums in ten years time.

t.seething roastoid assmad that neoteny is an attractive feature

These girls are the first I got laid with back when I was 13, it's the taste I acquired.
No shortage of punks and goths of my age, either.

And the flaming pedo has finally arrived. What's up, bro.

Teen girls are hot, though.

no

>unironically finds bug people attractive
lmao

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That's the thing about those emo girls, they tried to look as "cute" as possible, everything about them was about being cutesy.

yeah its owned by youtube itself

>zoe quinn
>ever prime

kill yourself

>16
>underage

sucks to be an american

Lilith has a beautiful mouth.
Would face fuck into orbit

Americans are not white.

Fat my dick

B H C
Big Horse Cock

Wait a minute...is that Weinstein?

never said I did
its just the only reaction gif that does the cry thing and i cant be bothered to find another

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F'n'S

Idris Elba, Gordon, Shaq, Bill Burr and that's about it, I think.

with HUGE titties!

>mommy
>she's probably young enough to be user's daughter
topest kek

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There's billions of tits in the world man, why you give a fuck about this dumbass ho's

middle one sums up her future "leaked" sex tape.

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The absolute state of burgers

Sorry. Roastie but your beauty was all you had and it’s over.

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That looks like some birth control weight gain
HUE

What were the deleted posts?

Literally who cares?

Oh wait psychos like you care. Gee wiz

fuk u she a cute

white people conquered your mud people in the search for spices

I'm surprised it drops off so much at 19 and ramps up at 11

Charlize Theron's and Coolio's were my favorites, Haven't watched the newer seasons.
I've eaten worse things in my day to day life, the sauce would fuck up my guts but I'd eat em all and talk shit about DJ Khaled the entire time. Dab the fuck outta the last one while telling the camera what I did with Khaled's mother last night.

>doesnt deny the homo part
Alonso will never fuck your butt user im sorry

:)

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Giga-cope

I’m not surprised at all preteens-teenagers (legal) are the hottest.

>Alonso will never fuck your butt user im sorry
dont you dare say that

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