/bb/ Big Brother 21

eminem is fucking garbage

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>Jackson gets nu-Eminem
heh
>Nick compliments it
heh heh
>Christie starts talking about a song on the album
yikes
>Tommy starts singing the song
fucking mega-yikes

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>tfw we get Michie laying in bed naked while Bog hand feeds him pieces of watermelon with one hand and jerks him off with the other hand

that’s why I fucked yo bitch you fat motherfucker

I like Denzel Curry and Carti is growing on me, so I know what it’s not the new generation that sucks, it’s just this guy and Lil Uzi Vert and Lil Yachty and all the rest of those droopy eyes lazy xanax addicts.
hopefully xanax withdrawal induced seizures will thin out the herd

oh wait they’re all dying of overdoses and getting shot lol

they truly are in snacksons world

fixed

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tfw reminded me of when my ex gave me a watermelon blowjob

his discography after like 2003 is all garbage (except Relapse has some decent tracks)

yeah that's what I meant, he's been a bad artist longer than he was

bb is so fucking predictable by now.
you could have predicted most of the competitions and their winners at least a week before they happened.
how sad. it's almost like it's scripted

>Tommy: I didn't realize Curtain Call had so many hits

well yeah, it's a greatest hits album...

there is no way you could have predicted the jess hoh

This is why we have crapshoots once in a while.

i knew what type of hoh it would be and knew it would be someone from that side

based, did the universe tell you?

why they delaying the double so hard?

they're pushing for mitchie and holly to go the same day

>jackson was the 1st one out in otev
really makes you think...........

if this was bb20, it will happen 3 evictions later
hope it happens sooner

kek good post

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>holding the watermelon like a newborn baby

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yeah but the Slim Shady and Marshall Mathers LPs were damn near perfect albums. and The Eminem Show has more good songs than bad ones.

Brain Damage, Bad Meets Evil, Role Model, Kill You, Criminal, My Fault, As the World Turns, Kim, Remember Me, Drug Ballad and Cum on Everybody are all classics and that’s not even counting any of the singles.

anal jess christie lingering in the HOH room

it really is a sad state when nick and nicole are the cutest ones in the house.

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big jess with holly and jackson in HOH

If cliff and jess go on the double I'm going to be fucking pissed

So far this season ranks bottom 10 for me

>disappointment to her family and the kids she teaches (kat to nicole in storage room)

they think thats what sealed bimbos fate and made nicole vote her out

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big jess bringing up the laughing at cliff comments to holly and jackson. again. bold strat big jess. lets see if it pays out

theres no way jackson is stupid enough to waste his HoH getting out cliff, nicole, or jess
he has to go big
either christie, sis or tommy
anything else and he's done for in the double

>I hope y'all like me
the absolute state of Kat

yeah, i'm pretty sure he'll settle on christie/anal. with jess as a renom

is this one of the cast that has lied the most to each other?

earlier he said christie/sis with christie as target. the real question is will anyone target jackson/holly after he cuts a safety deal with them. this is a cast of pussies led by fag and nick obsessed with keeping their word so as not to lose jury votes

jackson is not wasting his HOH. he has been waiting the whole game to take a shot. he is not going to pussy out on the christie eviction this week

did jess bring putting up evil white wales yet?

god I can’t wait for Michie to send Christie’s ass home

jessica shook right now

BIG JESS MAKING DEALS

>tfw jackson tells her she needs to vote out christie

JACKSON NOMS - CLIFF & CHRISTIE
VOTES - NICOLE, JESS, HOLLY
TIE BREAKER - JACKSON
CHRISTIE GONE
SEND IT

there will be enough water from tears to make a truck load of watermelons this week

put up sis and christie straight

tommy the pussy will vote the way jackson tells him

so dumb.
the fbomb is going to win the veto and ruin the whole plan.
stupid, stupid, stupid

Tommy would rather throw the game than vote against his irl friend

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then sis goes

woah, big plays. just give him the money already for evicting a chair.
bb legend in the making

So what should he do genius? Both plans can go wrong, it’s Big Brother.

put up both gays.
they don't have loyalties to him at all and if a person other than the dyke would win the veto they would at worst take off tommy.

putting up tommy after he kept you off the block last week and you promised you wouldn't put him up?
you know jurors decide who win?

tommy was part of the deal that was assuring jackson to be the next to go.
he doesn't owe him anything.

i cannot wait until kaycee wins bb21 and bb22 and bb23...

how could he possibly know he wasn't a backdoor target, when he knows tommy was in an f6 tailor made to go after him in that same week

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK MICHIE

>put cliff on the block
>make a deal with cliff because he owes you
>for putting him on the block
I hate these greasy j***s

>nobody wanted to get the blood on their hands to put them up but everybody wanted to be safe

like?

ya seethe?

jerks?

Nick turns every conversation topic to sex

No think merchants

jokers

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go to bed paulie

I’d sex Nick. He’s gotten hotter as the season went on.

excuse me?
his name is Paul

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DEVIN GOT MENTION

why the fuck is holly worried about the repercussions of getting christie out. they were already gunning for you anyway.

strange

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Cute friend

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why do all these "hot" women all look the same? you can't tell one thot from another anymore.

I'm kinda hyped for the small table reveal. :3

I need to hear the story on that one, chief.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

if you want a good laugh go read bb19 jessicas tweet

big beta energy

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kys zoomshit

>Carti is growing on me
oh my god you fell for the memes

jfc

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Eminem is zoomshit

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I hope you reread this post today and cringe at yourself

ok grandpa

>a chair.
xDDD

she's lying

learn from your mistakes you annoying nigger faggot

I tried watching last nights rhap this morning but there's no rob and there's aura and melissa holy shit it's bad. also I thought aura put on fake eyebrows to try to look like rob but she actually just looks that bad

why the fuck is this retard nominating Cliff, just put Tommy on the block and Christie is gone 100%

why the fuck is this retard replaying to a capslock poster, just ignore it and the thread is better 100%

god you guys are fucking faggots

I’ve only seen clips of this show. What’s the best season to watch with friends?

OH NO. IMAGINE NOT HAVING AIR CONDITIONING IN THE SUMMER.
WHAT A FUCKING HORROR. I hope he sued somebody for making him do it.
I pray for him!

>with friends
hahahaha,
you won't mist me with this shit.

never post again

yeah reply to this guy they're great and informative posts

at least i'm not gay, fag

I'm filthy rich. stop thinking about faggots I think you might be gay

>I'm filthy
yeah, from all this gay anal you are stinking of shit.
disgusting!

10,12,17

there are people that think the homo faggot is good at the game

>Tommy to Analyse/Christie- Would it be smart to take a shot at us when we are so close to the core group? Especially since he knows once we get to the core group, he would be the first one to go, so why help us get to that point so that we can get him first?

Good morning to everyone except Christie

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Jackson knows he can work with Cliff, Nicole and Nick. He would be stupid to target them.

ugly bitch looks like rockstar

why did you reply to me?

based bimbo got the dyke evicted last night according to cbs

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why did you reply to me?

my reply to you had something to do with your post. your reply to me had absolutely nothing to do with my post

>Tommy to Analyse/Christie- Would it be smart to take a shot at us when we are so close to the core group? Especially since he knows once we get to the core group, he would be the first one to go, so why help us get to that point so that we can get him first?

>Jackson knows he can work with Cliff, Nicole and Nick. He would be stupid to target them.

Are you retarded?

Now kiss

she acts like her too.

At least she doesn't look like this hambeast

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explain to me how me saying tommy is a retarded gay faggot has anything to do with what jackson thinks

>
>Would it be smart to take a shot at us when we are so close to the core group?

?????????????????????????

yes continue reading anal. you do know how to read right? the retarded gay faggot said why would jackson take a shot at us right now when we could take a shot at him first next week? that's the point of the post. stop being a fucking god damn nigger

Okay, first of all, please dont respond to my posts ever again with r-bombs and n-bombs. Second of all, I'm only pointing out how ridiculously flawed Tommy's logic is in this situation. Why is this so hard to understand?

which eminem album did jackson get

i need to know how shit his taste is

'greatest' hits

read the thread
die in a fire

eat my ass

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>OP pic

Nooo fucking way
The madman actually fucking did it. He got a basket full of watermelon. Fuck yes.

go away

What the fuck is wrong with you my main man? I'm not allowed to be a little excited for my bro Jacksmelon?

will kat win battleback?

i legit miss her

no battleback this year, it's a redpilled season

eat my dick no battleback

it already happened you stupid fucking retard

theres alwaysa a prejury, a double eviction, and a jury battle back
is this babies first season?

retarded retard is retarded. sorry you can't count

Taran sleeping in like a little prissy faggot
Jk he needs his beauty sleep

Where were you when cat ladies got BTFO forever?

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA Jackson is 1000% our boy

This season is just incredibly awful because the only people that know how to play Big Brother were David, Kat, Cliff, and Christie. David didnt even make it into the house, Kat is gone, Christie cries on command and Cliff has a busted leg so he wont be winning any comps requiring activity

Incredibly awful?
I'll respect your opinion but I think it's entirely possible that you don't know how to watch BB

S21E21 was pure BB kino. 10/10

good morning
I’m okay with it.

>Kat

get a job

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pottery

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Feels good knowing I could easily beat the shit out of everyone in this thread

watch out girls we got an internet tough guy rollin through

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Any hot bitches on this season?

What is the correct way to watch it then?

kat was legit only good girl this season

shut up and get back to work taxpayer.
I need you to pay for my dental work

jess is disgusting

xd

Who cares if a lot of the gameplayers suck? That's honestly the cast almost every year anyways, especially since 18 on. As long as the playing field is even, that is what matters the most for an interesting game. The game is fluid and not predictable and it's fun.

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>the getting paid 65 dollars an hour to shitpost on /bb/
Feels so fucking good

getting paid hourly is retarded dumbass

you are right i just invest my money and go windfall to windfall

you sound really cool, can I blow you?

get a salary retard

pfft. right. that sounds profitable.

sure thing im methanon

retard

what isn't profitable about a 200K per year salary?

is this what bluepilled people think like?

he's a drug addict that likes ruining his life

Not when you get overtime

wrong

Why wrong?

i made 140k a year as a software programmer and quit after I bought bitcoin at $260. now I just do high value projects the fuck when I feel like it.

What does that have to do with a salary not being profitable?
You might have gotten lucky but it doesn't mean you are intelligent as you are eager to prove to us.

get a salary. get an expense account. get benefits. get a company car. get unlimited paid vacations. get paid even when you're not at work.

im not eager to prove shit, but if you arent investing and living for a windfall, you are doing it wrong. you will never make it rich working a 9-5.

Wouldn’t be surprised if it was actually 1008, metric units are kinda weird. For instance a kilobyte isn’t 1000 bytes like everyone thinks, it’s actually 1024 (210) but for simplicity people just say 1000. I understand this is a result of computer binary, but still wouldn’t be surprised if this was true.

>get a salary
I'm in a contract to hire position, so while I'm in the contract phase I get paid by the hour
>get an expense account
I don't think they have those for my line of work
>get benefits
I will when I go fulltime
>get a company car
I don't think they have those for my line of work
>get unlimited paid vacations
I'm not in the tech industry
>get paid even when you're not at work
I'm not sure what you mean by this other than the notion that a salary is just a flat payment every week. Which I mean, you're not wrong, but also I dont get forced to work more than I have to and I get incentivized to work more with overtime.

Very very true. 9-5 is soul crushing. Just need to make enough money until you can invest it properly, and then once you have enough invest in property and live off other people's rent.

>watch these retards evict Anal over Mistie come eviction day

and when you're not able to autistically spend all your time working you'll wish you had a salary

who are you quoting

classic Yea Forums

the big meathead guy you pretend you will ever be wins hoh and theres more users and posts than there has been in 2 weeks

What do you mean artistically spend all my time working? I'm perfectly fine with making lots of overtime doing trivial shit now so that I have more money to invest

>methanon
stupid bitch is that you?

no that’s me, he’s an imposter

>watch eviction episode
>roommate asks me to go out for thirsty thursday
>get shitfaced
>wake up
>puke
>find out jackson won HOH

fucking incredible girls
fucking incredible

Did you hook up with anyone

short sighted retard

Why is it short sighted to work more for more money?

I didn't mean to greentext, my bad yo

>I didn't mean to greentext, my bad yo

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>no answer
Faggot

you're an idiot

Why am I an idiot? Enlighten me

thanks for your input phoneposter, which reddit app is your favorite?

Vanilla Reddit, of course.

lol bog is pushing so hard to get analice out

what a mature mastermind

>STILL no answer

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anilze is the best girl going to win

Analyse just needs to be sent to jury so Jack can stop masturbating

I wouldn’t expect one any time soon

you were given multiple answers and ignored them

>Kat

Except I wasn't?
>get told to get a salaried job
>tell them I'm on my way to and in the meantime get paid overtime
>user screeches autisrically about how short sighted this is
>doesn't answer when I ask why

Analyse leaving this week would actually be good strategy

Seemingly everyone wants to take her peabrained ass to F2 as their Ginamarie

i'm gonna check back in a week when the autism dies down

yeah keeping tommy is a great plan that will help everyone win in the end

>working hourly is retarded
>hurr nuhuh I get overtime
>get a salary job
>no
>get a salary job
>I'm trying
ok

the hardest part of the game is honestly F6, F5, F4, F3

there's so little people voting, so many chances to take big players out as long as they're on the block

Analyse is the perfect player to coast through every eviction at that point. "Get out Tommy/Christie/Nick/Cliff/Jackson/Holly/Nicole/maybe Jess because they're the bigger target"

You want to be in a position where you can honestly argue why the other person is a bigger threat to win than you. Being up against this year's Victoria makes that much much harder

lol suckass #1 and then suckass #2 right up to the hoh first thing

cliff went up already?

he just tried but michie is in the shower

yeah telling them you got analice out as one of your accomplishments during your final speech will def get you points with the jury

what a couple of chodes

who are you, jeff probst?

>LE MAKE BIG MOVES EVERY WEEK
>LE GET THE BIGGEST BADDEST TARGET OUT
>LE OR ELSE THE JURY WONT RESPECT YOU

There are no wasted HOHs in Big Brother, unless America takes your power away or it's a reset week.

If Analyse goes, Jackson might become the F2 goat because everyone thinks they can beat him

If LE BIG MOVES BECAUSE JURY, he doesn't make it to F2. He probably wont make it to F2 regardless but this is a way smarter path than your dumb brain can understand

gotta get to the end to have a final speech

What is so bad about working an hourly job when right now I'm getting paid more than I would on a salary? I go fulltime in October. Benefits will get better then. Nobody here has a company car. Unlimited time off only exists in those big tech companies which I can't work in because my focus is on airplanes. So I'm not sure what point you're trying to make.

I have a company car and unlimited time off and I don't work in tech

she hasnt won and wont win a single comp all season, she is zero threat to anyones game. you should be using her as a number to help further your own game. there are real strategic players that can win comps still in the game that are coming for you. not cutting one of them would be the dumbest move but ok le greentext meme guy you preach

if they dont have a double eviction i will riot.

Where do you work, user?

try counting
oil

youtube.com/watch?v=vO0kYko3DOk

she already is used as a number, for christie and tommy, not for jackson and holly. sis has as much of a chance to win a comp as Tommy or Christie. But Jackson could actually work with Tommy. Christie is his target over anyone though.

Ah, that explains it. Good for you user, that's some good shit.

>you should be using her as a number

Oh, it's that simple, is it?

Just tell Sis "hey you work for me now, for the rest of the game". Then she'll vote and do whatever you want for the rest of the game, completely turning her back on Tommy, Christie, and everyone else she's been working closely with the entire fucking summer

lol ok

really hope he does waste his hoh on her now

dragging the fuck out of nick

im rioting

>waste your HOH on Josh
>waste your HOH on P.aras
>waste your HOH on Steve

You are in a beautiful spot if it's the jury phase and you're the HG nobody wants to "waste an HOH" on

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they even pay for my country club membership

This exactly.

Who are you confusing her with? Nicole? Sis actually has a chance to win some competitions and has been consistently gaming and puts her foot down on where she lands on decisions. She's no top tier player but she's a force in the game like anyone else, not to mention one that helps hold an opposing alliance together.

Analyse wants to win Big Brother, she just has no clue what Big Brother is

steve won 4 hoh and 3 vetos

josh won 3 hoh and a veto

nobody cares about bbshitcan

see you tomorrow

Hey friend I removed my filter like a month ago, thank you for including me in the people you want to read your post though

she cute without glasses

lol no she doesnt she hasnt been close except for the stupid rigged one they cheated her out of for golden boy to win

its a meme at this point more than actually trying to break the filter

All of those wins by Josh besides 1 HOH were in the last couple of weeks of the game lmfao. Same mostly with Steve. What is your point?

Not sure which comp you mean but she did very well in the Poison Ivy comp.

and you’re still a loser
money won’t change that

The boghog is going to win the game.
None of you fags can not deny his pure skill this season.

lol

NICOLE AND MICKEY TALKING

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OOOO MICK WANTS TO WORK WITH NICOLE AND CLIFF MOVING FORWARD

a bog win might not be that bad depending on how her lategame is

shes not a bad player and she's never touched the block

i dont know. you are the one putting her on the level of other BB winners and she isnt anything close to that. she went from victoria to legend in 3 posts lol ok

yeh i forgot about ivy, she did do well but there wont be another comp like that this season. the crapshoot boat comp, look it up. the timer was going up and down lol

sorry guys i wont question fearless leaders incredible game play anymore. taking out anal is without a doubt his best move at this point and a winning move. "based"

why didnt analyse take smaller bites?

>you are the one putting her on the level of other BB winners
Na that was another poster but my point is that when the pool of players becomes smaller, the major comp winners can change drastically.

As far as endurance goes, usually Part 1 of the final HOH is endurance so she could do well in that, so if she makes it to the Final 3, she has a decent chance making it to the end.

k

misogyny isnt fun user
just because sis is female does not mean she is less valuable than men and/or lesbians

>Fri 10:40 AM PT Cliff says the two people who can still be discriminated against in the USA are short guys and bald guys: "If you're a short bald guy in this country, you're screwed."

manlets btfo

He's not wrong, just look at the whole reaction to the Bagel guy.

I felt bad for him even though he was sperging hard.
it must be torturous to get turned down all the time because of a meme

being a manlet is not a meme

>just tell me who made the deal

>im not going to talk about anyone else

lol michie talking right into that overhead mic

no the meme is “not dating men whose height starts with 5” you retard

twitter.com/nicole_franzel/status/1162423283242999808

GOD JACKSON IS SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT
HE DIDNT RESPECT THE FUCKIN HAVE NOT RULES AND HE GETS FUCKING WATERMELONS IN HIS FUCKING BED
THE BIG BROTHER I KNOWN IS FUCKING GONE!!!

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>upvotes your post
>logs into alt account
>upvotes your post again

based boomerposter

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Why don't they cast more people who give anime villain monologues?

>not giving gold
kys poorfag

how likely is kat to win battle back if its just 4 ppl

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because they do casting from Kass's Insta feed

What's with all the watermelons? Lmao

production banned talking to the camera

Damn, Nicole's foot game is on-point

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bog looking like she needs a fresh soul to harvest

gotta stay hydrated

his reward for winning hoh

hours before jackson got his room someone on twitter posted a shoop of watermelons all over the hoh room

production literally just sits on twitter and caters to them now

He said he asked them for all watermelons for his HOH basket

nick and anal playing footsie
BELLA NOOOOOOO

youtube.com/watch?v=vO0kYko3DOk

thanks this exact post hasn't been made yet

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didnt see it. go fuck yourself

retard

eerie

hide and go veto discussion is always kinda fun. shittin on scottie for pouring milk everywhere

pfft listen to this fucking guy

i would go cut a watermelon and throw it on his clothes during hide the veto

lmao at jackson getting excited that tommy called scottie etc. 'dweebs'

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all of them in the trailer like the trash they are

comfy feeds

agreed

this is so boring, just do the noms already. he is so stubborn and out for revenge for personal reasons that theres no way he is changing them so get to it already. at least then there might be some fireworks

where is kat?!??

sis lol

hanging with ovi on cam 7

Nicole giving last rites to fish

they have jury cams this year?!??!?!

its a metaphor for her game

on day 59 sis finally has a breakdown and chrisitie starts crying and makes it all about her

classic

christie crying because she cant be an advocate for people in the game without painting a target on her back

it's begun

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males have won 12/18 comps. michie will win veto

the gay is a female

new thread

get raped by a pack of niggers