"Bring Me Alita: Battle Angel, Dead"

Uncredited, too. Really weird choice for an actor who's usually good in picking scripts that use him well.

keep saying that and maybe you'll convince yourself, faggot

Please do continue to S E E T H.

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>Please do continue to S E E T H.
what's there to seeth at lmao you aren't getting a sequel, dilate discord tranny

UwU

living absolutely rent free, in your head since February 14th.

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Based

Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.

keep seething incel

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me too

Why are you so frustrated that Alita is getting a sequel user? You should be happy

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he's got a reputation as a diva so people don't hire him

>make thread
>get response
>LMAO RENT FREE RENT FREE R E N T F R E E

yall niggas know if you stopped making these threads Yea Forums would instantly forget this garbage existed, right?

Melitta: Coffee Machine

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but Yea Forums is making these threads
you don't make sense

You guys aren't Yea Forums. You never will be.

Yea Forums isn't Yea Forums?
I don't understand
are you new here?

sneed

see here retard

That reveal was pretty hype dough.

Kool it

I've never made a single Alita thread since the generals stop, so please continue COPING.

>mfw I bought the 4K blu ray of Alita, and I'm going to do the same for Godzilla

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>Hugo puts it in the wrong hole
>Alita makes this face
what did Rodrigez mean by this?

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Can you imagine just lying behind her in bed, spooning her, smelling her hair, then putting your hands down her purple PJ bottoms.

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I just bought the blu ray for Alita: battle angel, which i have yet to see, also my first blu ray I've ever purchased, along with my newly purchased PlayStation 4.

What am i in for?

disgusting incel, never have sex

Kool it.

Yeah, just imagine getting this printed on a body pillow, haha.

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What would you do if your kitchen slave alita burnt your dinner?

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I'd forgive her. Forgive her sooo haaaard

Cool it Dylan

Punish her sexually

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>sequel never
>dilate
>discord
>tranny
(you) forgot to mention "have sex"

You may either stay in your discord or go back to >>>trash

>Alitafags ITT calling people "incels" cause they talk shit about their imaginary anime waifu whose sequel will never happen

>mfw

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>t. seething dickless discord tranny incel struggling to cope with Alita's succes

>You
>uYo
>fuYo
>fuoY
>faoY
>Faot
>Faggot
Wow

Do you feel in charge?

I'm not even on discord, but I can do what ever the fuck I please, incel.

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cringe

S E E T H I N G

C R I N G E

cope

yikes

>
Y I K E S

seething

cope

>forgetable
It's more memorable than any marlel movie you dumb disney cuck.

CRINGE

retard

sneed

SEETHING

have sex

yikes

chucked and sneedpilled

Go back to your discord tranny, have sex and dilate.

cringe

yikes

>no u
yikes

seething

no amount of shitposting will derail an Alita thread

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Lol, I did too.

cringe

yeah but it gets you to shut the fuck up about your garbage waifu, incel

nope!

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it did!

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dilate dickless, sexless, cringing discord tranny incel

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cringe

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yikes

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dilate

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I was surprised Edward Norton was in it, I hadn't heard jack shit from that guy in ages.

have sex

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cringe

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we're well past that seething faggot

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rent free

cope

Yes and then I'd find absolutely no female genitalia just a smooth metal surface.

have sex

ido would make one for her if she asked nicely

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dilate

yikes

>mfw people are still thinking sequel never

Do you guys not understand how this works?

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cringe

>mfw someone is actually spending time posting repeat replies becasuse he hates a movie so much

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There are TWO Angry Birds movies

dilate discord tranny

nothing to live for
dead inside
a little person

have sex incel

(you)

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projecting are we? literally seething

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cope

Imagine stalking a Yea Forums thread and thinking you're better than anyone
you're at rock bottom son

imagine having a 2d crush and calling others incel
you're at rock bottom son

lmao, you gunna spam the alita 2 threads when it comes out too

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yeah sure when it comes out in 2030. dilate until then tranny.

why are you stalking a thread of something you don't like?
is there anything you like?

Open matte bd when? It's like they don't want the money.

>t.seething retard

Jim Cameron might push for it, he made Avatar open matte when it was released

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no but seriously, I'm curious about what motivates you to do this

Cope and dilate, mutt.

tfw my blu-ray delivery is late. What do?

>>Desty Nova is the king of Zalem
the fuck?!

Have Sechs.

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cringe

holy fuck imagine putting your finger up that warm brapper

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order another one obviously, one is never enough and then they'll arrive at the same time

For the hell of it order 5 more, disney needs the money! The more money they get the sooner a sequel

I think its YOU who needs to cope little man

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yikes

There is no way that they'll adapt manga Nova anyway, this mad man wouldn't fit into PG13 rating. I think that he'll be more like Mbadi from The Last order.

Your file names are disgusting. Don't you know Alita is not for lewd? I bet you won't post your address in the server so I can beat your ass, faggot.

Genderbendingbot.

all me btw :)

"Ed Norton's eating a hot meal tonight!"

>Muh culture
>much secrit club
Fucking pathetic

Alita IS for lewd, she's a grown woman who can make her own decisions with her body.

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She has the mind of a child. You give her chocolates and oranges not your dick.

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Is there an uncensored?

She actually has the mind of a 300 year old genetically engineered killing machine. Who also happens to like candy and oranges. It just took a while for her to "boot up". She's made for daily dicking.

wasted

imagine being a pleb and liking this trash

Idk, I'm thinking it's pretty based.

good for you

NO DICKINGS. Alita is so pure and innocent she cannot even conceive the idea of premarital sex.

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>You give her chocolates and oranges not your dick.
i'll cover my dick with melted chocolate orange, she'll like that

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>bites upper lip in the next panel
What did she mean by this!?

which book and page?

Actually she has the mind of 18 years old at best because she was in coma for 300 years, her brain wasn't functional for all this years so she hasn't developed her mind since then.

Lewd posters really are irredeemable. Pray to Jesus for forgiveness.

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>18
PRIME PUSY

I'd rather pray to Jim for a sequel so we get more tight leather pants Alita.

That's secret URM combat gear and not for lewding.

>so we get more tight leather pants Alita.
i'll be praying tonight

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Based and checked, brother.

>Jesus
pffft

=

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I can't wait to see you two burn in hell (from heaven) and see "Lewding an Angel" under your list of sins.

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How did you not recognise Norton? It was obvious before he even took off the glasses.

ass is subhuman taste. Kill yourselves alitafags

Wtf why did Rob approve this scene. It's lewd as hell. Was this intentional?

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You sure about that?

he probably demanded the cgi model of Alita have a leather outfit 2 sizes too small

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Given how badly he wanted her dead did they ever explain how she ended up alive in the scrap heap to begin with?

Based Rob Rod

Scrap Alita had no value. Goggles man knows the true history and the secrets of super-technology, but Alita's war armor is a valuable item.

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The whole war thing, all the flash backs ya'know...
Must of just fallen, from the pipe/zalem and sat in the rubble/scrap heap for the 300 years until Ido gave her core a new body to fit in.

In the end we all were Alita battle angel.

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:'(

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what's there to talk about in these threads for a dead movie besides what you all said last thread

Alita is for hand holding and hugg's and doing the housework for you.

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Please no. It's too early in the day for sadlita posting

The last survivor, martian cybrogs were prtty hardcore in their mission.

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You know you'r on Yea Forums right? the place where people discuss Television and Film related subjects? What's so hard to understand about that?

what about alita in love posting?

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and along with all the same images

Open any thread from the catalog and tell me if you see any real cinema discussion. You're trying too hard, man. Just hide the thread and be done with it.

Reminder to read the manga before watching the movie

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Does the order really matter when the deviation is that extreme?

How am i trying too hard? You're literally trying hard to make this one and done movie relevant again by saying there will be a sequel which it's obvious there won't be at this point.

Perfect. Please continue, user.

Go with the publication order.

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I'm not doing anything. I've never made a single Alita thread in my life.

Imagine this fucker as Jashugan, they are definitely going to fuck up with this character.

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I'm sorry you had to see them lewding you. Don't worry they won't do it anymore.

TU DA WAN HU KEEYU
DE WAN CAW...ALEEDUH

creepy uncanny valley shit. Cringe

>mfw there are no Latinas in my country

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sure you haven't

I'm still mad that Yea Forums tricked me watching this garbage

I unironically enjoyed the movie, thought it was a fun flick. Sucks that it flopped so we will never get a sequel

That's probably what the doc said when he ripped you out of your mother's hole.

seething

Didn't you hear? The movie flipped and sequel whenever.

see this, retard

trannies tricked you not Yea Forums

Who raped you?

I just bought fifty more copies of the bluray to ensure a sequel. I'm doing my part!

cringe

This is the crux of it right here. Thinking Yea Forums is some kind of elite cinema club when most of the catalog is filled with FOM capeshit up to it's soi beard. This is why saying Alita is awful carries no weight on Yea Forums. For all I know, you could be a regular poster in those Big Brother threads or whatever other shitty normie show is on. See you again, same time tomorrow, user.

fuck reality garbage and fuck cgi waufus. Saying Alita is really good holds no weight either because those who've seen know it's not as good as you fags say it is but it's not put you to sleep boring.

Yeah but nobody goes in other threads claiming Alita is good and that others should think that. It's you fags who can't seem to stay contained. You don't like it? fine. Why belly ache in a thread where most people will just write you off as a loser? For the (you)s? To fit in?

It's more fun this way, incel

And there it is.

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Woah. Based

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have sex sweetie

>new bread
happy Friday frens

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Literally dismounted your mom ten minutes ago, Jerome.

>LARPing as a retard
cringe

What is wrong with Alita haters? (you) must legitimately have a mental disorder to stay in a thread and just chat pure garbage for so long...

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Wait, your mom only fucks retards? Well now I do feel a bit insulted.

dilate discord tranny
Kys mass poster

>I feel bullied
>time to use the approved buzzwords to show Yea Forums my rightthink!

>chat

now i know how people feel when they sit in the thread and post nothing but pictures of Alita, pure garbage

seething
cope

Nigga are you feeling okay? You're not even replying to the correct posts

cringe

Alita is capeshit for incels

Yes is a common verb used in the english language used in Britain to convey the motion of communicating.

Reminder: if you hate alita you are a tranny

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>eurocuck
explains everything

If you hate Alita you're a chad.
If you "like" or "love" Alita you should be in a mental institution

Whoa. Dude really needs a new agent.

what the fuck happened to the "Yea Forums dubs the bar scene" thing?

Hey all, just thought I'd jump into this thread and pretend I'm seeing Alita for the first time and i bought my first physical copy of something for the first time in 20 years! And it was Alita! I'm so psyched bros i heard it was really good you guys better not let me down!

More importantly, what happened to Yea Forums dubs the thing blood serum test, i had a good couple of lines in there

Sorry user but imma have to steal "Lewding an Angel" fo one a my projects. Nothing personel.

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>tfw no robofu to hold your hand while your in hospital

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I start reading mars chronicles and I think my heart wouldn't make it, it's so yeasy to use little kids for a cheap drama but it's still hit you really hard anyway.

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was it really necessary to dig up Philip Seymour Hoffman's corpse to make a scary cyborg?

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yeah, what else is is corpse good for?

I can overlook some of the weird design choices like the skin on her neck and shoulders, but why didn't they give her the eye black implants in the flashback scenes or her Motorball body? It's one of the defining bits of her design.

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Make her to eat all eggs

>went to 5 different stores
>no blu-ray, only dvd

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i guess the real Last Order was inside us all along

Norton didn't want to be part of the MCU because he could smell the shit that was incoming. Good call, the MCU is shit overdependant on articial hype by Disney's monstrous media empire

im a tranny and i love alita

I guess that both good and bad...

>Italian engineers are cumbrains
Can’t say that I’m surprised

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reminder: comfalita best alita

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>HEEEEEY Thanks for bringin' the girl
A fag like that asking for a girl is creepy shit. You know they don't want 'em for sex.

I swore it was him when it was a quick cut, but then when they circled back around to the full tease, it was Norton.

"Hello Alita, who's your freckled friend?"

>lying on the internet

Why did she want Alita's eyes?

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Alitafags are outsiders and always will be

stfu jerome

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RENT FREE

There weren’t more alitafags than cast members

If they were thinking then they would have called her some variation of Garry and joked about it. They could still have used Alita as her stage name for battles.

Look at them, misusing and trying to make up memes because they think that makes them fit in

>Take your meds user.

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Let me explain “rent free” to you real quick.

When in a completely innocuous and unrelated thread, someone says “man [third party] would think x, y, and z and they’re poopy heads for it,” the response is “[third party] lives in your head rent free.”

Thus saying “rent free” when someone talks about alitafags in an alitafag thread is meaningless. As you are alitafags in your thread asserting yourselves.

>le reddit will explain
Go back.

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the reality is you are stalking a thread of something you don't like
we are here because we like it here
you are here because we live in your head
RENT FREE

NO

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>stalking
This isn’t Facebook, you can’t “stalk” a thread.

>when you so utterly destroy someone they have to rely on semantics

Have sex

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>mfw Alita tells me she isnt into "hardbodies"

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I just watched it after all of you faggots kept hyping it up for months and its mad average.

It felt like a better and not totally bad Mortal Engines

The differences between where you came from and belong (Facebook) and a free and unregulated internet space (here) are far from semantic.

On Yea Forums you don’t have any control over the response you’ll receive. The idea you think you’re entitled to a level of such control just further underlined how little you belong here.

Yea, it was pure YA trash. But it went for the autistic demographic, so here we are.

RENT FREE

>On Yea Forums you don’t have any control over the response you’ll receive. The idea you think you’re entitled to a level of such control just further underlined how little you belong here.
where the hell are you getting this from anything I've said? Tell that to all the faggots crying to the mods to ban the threads, you're probably one of them

Waifuism was banned over a decade ago, my new friend.

See When you are here asserting your ideals, saying “rent free” translates to “yes, you are correct.”

the thread is about a movie in a movie board
But what are you doing here exactly anyway? Trying to enforce the Yea Forums law? And you're lecturing me about control? Get a clue you dumb retard

This isn’t a thread about a movie. It’s a thread where a small number of autistic people spam about their waifu and respond to any criticism with inarticulate hostility.

It’s closer to a chatroom. Except slower, and for retards. Threads of this type are commonly referred to as “generals.”

Awwwwww we are not le tv member? Ohhhhhhhh nooooooooooo :'(

you'd be great at moderating a facebook group

At least you have moved on from “rent free.”

Looks like it's about a movie to me, nerd.

I liked this movie and I think Alita is cute, I even was in cinema twice, but her fans are so fucking cringe, their OC is deviant-tier bad. I just want to talk about this movie, but everything I see is just obsessed waifu fags.

Curious how these threads always seem to be samefag city.

A movie that is the definition of thd term "rental"

if by rental you mean "life changing experience"

Most people aren’t autistic.

It’s what happens when people from Facebook think “on Yea Forums, no one will be able to tell there’s only four of us. No one!”

>77 posters

78

How can my gf be this cute and badass at the same time? I love her :)

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>gf
>g

Sneed

Alita stands for integrity, just like BR2049.

People who are incapable of living fearlessly sincere lives will not appreciate these films for what they really are and most of it will go over their heads.

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kys alitashitter, your movie will never be as memeworthy as 2049, nowhere near the same ballpark

BR2049 didn't get the absolutely cringeworthy #BladeRunnerArmy

Imagine being such a gigantic faggot you don't know what nova means by this

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You are a man of integrity.

bump

2049 was good though

Most are drivebys. The rest are the four alitafags thinking no one has ever realized that airplane mode is a thing.

bump

N

I

G

G

Desty Nova is in this movie?

P

N I G G E R
I
G
G
E
R

No. They kept the name but changed the character completely. Same for just about everything in the movie.

based and cyberpunkpilled

A bump

You know what? Good. You know why? Because Japs don't have any clue how to write stories or characters. I read ALL of Gunnm after watching Alita, and you know what? It fucking sucked. There is a reason why the film only went up to Hugo's death, and that's because the manga loses the plot with the motorball arc, and then goes off the fucking rails with that barjack shit. And don't get me started on Last Order. Alita literally becomes a side character, lost in a sea of other characters that no one gives a fuck about, while interesting characters are sidelined or forgotten about (Ido, Figure, Lou, etc.) so we can have 4 fucking chapters of two fucking characters talking about two made-up fighting styles.

film was okaish although somewhat cringy, i didn't understand the need for those eyes tho

another bump

Because C U T E!

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>Norton didn't want to be part of the MCU because he could smell the shit that was incoming
that's his 'excuse' cause he didn't get more shekels.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE NEED FOR YOU EXISTING THO

FUCK YOU HATER REEEEEEEEEE

>uncanny valley
>C U T E

No

he wanted to fuck her tight cybernetic asshole.

Lucky guy

he doesn't have a gf retard she's not real and neither are you

Why are you mad?

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