Hey Yea Forums look who i met

FUCK HOW DID YOU GET TO MEET RANDALL PARK

Did you meet in LA?

IF SO, where?

Ryan Gosling is relentlessly handsome. I want to kiss him relentlessly.

Just so you know this “joke” is so popular on reddit that it even has a name. Now I’m not accusing you of being redditors but that right there is some reddit humor so what’s worse: being a redditor or being identical to one?

>relentlessly handsome
this sentence doesn't make any sense, handsomeness is not an action or a process

What's it called?

Nice. Did you have sex?

fuck off you sorry cunt

Imagine being the Goose and having this fucking bug person come up to you and ask for your picture. The disgust he must have felt during this moment. God bless that man.

That's hilarious, where can I find more?

What's worse is you coming in here constantly mentioning reddit which is clearly where you came from.

Who

It's part of his job though. Keeping the fans happy makes him more popular and able to charge more money to act.

>The disgust he must have felt during this moment
he's not a incel so not really

I don't know who is that guy. Is he famous in China?

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "It's no problem, I love to meet my fans".

I was impressed, and all I could say was "I love Drive", but he kept excitedly cutting me off with production anecdotes from the movie and giving me warm hand gestures. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle pleasantly as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Ryan waiting in line with just a few organic granola bars in his hand ready to pay.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "sir, did you find everything OK tonight?" At first he kept pretending that he was just a normal guy, but eventually let her know that the service was outstanding and that even he, an award winning actor, was impressed.

When she started scanning the bars individually, Ryan stopped her and told her she could just scan them in bulk "to prevent any line holdups" and then turned around and smiled at me. I think that's very considerate. After she scanned just one bar, quickly calculated the total, and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Ryan simply handed the cashier a hundred dollar bill and told her to keep the change.

>When she started scanning the bars individually, Ryan stopped her and told her she could just scan them in bulk "to prevent any line holdups" and then turned around and smiled at me.
lol

Whole Foods on Bowery?

Goose has a disgusting mutt kid, he probably loves the bugs and offered him to suck his spic wife's little tits.

>knows what’s popular on reddit
Fuck projectors
Fuck redditors
Fuck chinks
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Jannies

what's it called?

That's awesome! Where did you meet Jackie Chan?

On Reddit dot com! The front page of the internet. :)

whats it called? im genuinely curious

Jackie Chan?

Attached: 1393049220502.jpg (540x720, 105K)

based relentlessly kissing poster

Redditors don't like emotes