The weekends fixtures: >Sat 23rd Arsenal v Man U (12:30) Leicester v Villa (3:00) City v Watford (3:00) Norwich v Newcastle (3:00) Brentford v Spurs (5:30)
>Sun 24th Brighton v Southampton (2:00) Burnley v Wolves (2:00) Chelsea v West Ham (2:00) Liverpool v Everton (4:00)
>Mon 25th Palace v Leeds (8:00)
Latest Bollocks:
>Barcelona could move for Manchester United and England striker Marcus Rashford, 24. (Sport - in Spanish)
Manchester United could sell Rashford, France forward Anthony Martial, English right-back Aaron Wan-Bissaka, Ivory Coast centre-back Eric Bailly, ex-England defender Phil Jones and Brazil left-back Alex Telles this summer as part of the overhaul under new manager Erik ten Hag. (Sun)
>West Ham's England midfielder Declan Rice, 25, is high on Ten Hag's transfer wish-list at Manchester United. (Guardian)
Netherlands midfielder Donny van de Beek, 25, is set to be handed the chance to revive his Old Trafford career by his former Ajax boss, when his current loan at Everton ends. (Sun)
>A new centre-back, two central midfielders, a winger and a striker will be Manchester United's top transfer priorities this summer. (Sky Sports)
Manchester United have refused Ten Hag's request to bring Sir Alex Ferguson's former assistant Steve McClaren back to the club as part of his coaching team. (Telegraph)
>Bruges boss Alfred Schreuder is the leading contender to replace Ten Hag at Ajax. (Sky Germany - in German)
Real Madrid and Wales forward Gareth Bale, 32, is in talks over a move to MLS side DC United. (Washington Post)
>RB Leipzig have again insisted France attacking midfielder Christopher Nkunku, 24, will still be their player next season, despite interest from Manchester United and Arsenal.(Sky Sports Germany - in German)
Crystal Palace and Borussia Monchengladbach are interested in Arsenal's 22-year-old English forward Eddie Nketiah. (Mail)
>AC Milan could move for Chelsea and Belgium striker Romelu Lukaku, 28. (Goal)
Burnley have made interim Wales manager Robert Page their number-one target to replace Sean Dyche. (90Min)
>Brentford and Denmark midfielder Christian Eriksen, 30, has agreed to rejoin former club Tottenham in the summer. (Todofichajes - in Spanish)
Everton have joined Tottenham in the race to sign 29-year-old West Brom and England goalkeeper Sam Johnstone. (Mirror)
>Real Madrid are monitoring Newcastle and Brazil midfielder Bruno Guimaraes, 24. (AS - in Spanish)
Besiktas and Turkey left-back Ridvan Yilmaz, 20, is being eyed by Tottenham and a host of European clubs. (TRT Spor - in Turkish)
Carson Reyes
>Aston Villa manager Steven Gerrard was casting an eye over Marseille's French defensive midfielder Boubacar Kamara, 22, when he watched the French club's win over Nantes on Wednesday. (Mail)
Villa are keen on making their loan signing of 32-year-old Roma and Sweden goalkeeper Robin Olsen permanent. (Football Insider)
>Paris St-Germain and Argentina winger Angel di Maria, 34, is wanted by Juventus when his contract expires in the summer. (Gianluca di Marzio)
Leicester City are trying to beat Tottenham to the signing of Brazil centre-back Gleison Bremer, 25, from Italian side Torino. (Telegraph)
>Aberdeen right-back Calvin Ramsay, 18, is being monitored by Liverpool following an impressive breakthrough season for the Scotland Under-21 international. (Liverpool Echo)
Manchester City and Newcastle are both pursuing a move for 18-year-old Rangers midfielder Alex Lowry. (Football Insider)
Justin Rogers
>Manchester United have refused Ten Hag's request to bring Sir Alex Ferguson's former assistant Steve McClaren back to the club as part of his coaching team. (Telegraph) Damn, that would have been hilarious.
Tyler Morgan
I hope Norwich, Watford and Everton go down You know this will be Kino seeing Everton in the championship, add on top of that all the bin dipping scouse seethe and meltdowns
Angel Williams
>eriksen rejoining spuds what a disaster waiting to happen
Jack Barnes
who will dyche go to next? who should be go to?
Austin Butler
Worst decision he could have made.
Parker Sullivan
can see Blackburn or Sheff Utd if they cock up promotion
Jackson Lopez
>Merseyside derby >home match for Burnley >Arseanal/Manure finna be a good weekend
Anthony Wright
What's everyone's prediction for arse/manure?
Benjamin Morales
>Blackburn That would be spicy
Robert Fisher
Manure has their number like Arsenal has Chelsea's 3-0 manure
Nolan Sullivan
Manure will refball Arsenal and the Arsewogs will be seething. Cap this post.
Based. That must be a shit job though, no wonder they're targeting nerds. Anyone else would tell them to fuck off.
Grayson Scott
dunno why it's even a thing.
Joseph Clark
First I've heard of it desu. He does say in the video though that they had a real purpose, but it seems like that purpose isn't really needed anymore so they've had to come up with a meme purpose to keep themselves on that cushy council number.
Logan Moore
The UK is rifle with hiring 3rd parties to enforce shit that have no legal powers and people give it. My folks got a fine for 'overstaying' in a car park and I got them off it by arguing that they're old and the issue was the store having no staff on and long queues.
Ethan Bennett
So, will Haaland flop at City or...?
Caleb Powell
Yeah there's fuck loads of them, especially when it comes to parking. There used to be a 24 hour free car park near me and all of these rogue companies would start sending people fines for overstaying. It was a supermarket car park so they were the ones who got loads of flack for it and in the end they intervened to stop the companies who were basically scamming people. Hate these parasites.
If you pay that astronomous amount for garbage like Maguire, you have enough money to throw at Darwin for 150 million euros. Take it or fuck off, not selling otherwise.
I hate plebbit. Lad is just having some banter and gets banned in case anyone takes third hand offence, which someone obviously did. We need to bring hanging back for people like this.
Mason Turner
go back
Jayden Clark
>League Two side Crawley have suspended manager John Yems over "serious and credible accusations" that he used discriminatory language and behaviour towards his players.
>A statement on the club's website said it had been made aware of the allegations against the 62-year-old late on Friday.
>"We take these allegations seriously and, effective immediately, have suspended him indefinitely as we investigate and consider further punitive action," it continued.
>"Let us be clear: Crawley Town Football Club stands behind our players, employees and supporters, and we will never tolerate racism or discrimination of any kind."
This isn't a surprise. I doubt it has anything to do with WAGMI United taking over Crawley given Yems has said some stupid shit in the past.
Brandon Ward
Hope Crawley get liquidated.
Jose Flores
Should have gone years ago when they were being touted as the Man City of non-league. Par for the course for Crawley to employ scum though seeing as they had Fat Cunt Evans in charge.
Eli Ross
Scum?? All he did was say "coloured person" instead of "person of colour", it's a mistake anyone could make.
