WHAT THE FUCK DID HE DO TO HIS FACE?

botox, not even once

>answer the call once

uh can someone tell me who this is?

>doc, just give me 'the Douchebag'

>if only you knew how bad things really are

>Psst hey kid..
>You look at him and then look down and see what appears to be his penis hanging out, but you quickly realize it's just his hand down his pants and its just his finger poking out of his zipper, he starts wiggling it
>You look back up and his expression doesn't change

he bought

Looks like he photo shopped it

he looks like that sleepy cartoon lion

1. lost weight, whether by cardio or surgery who knows
2. eye lift
3. jowel nip surgery
4. FUE transplant on the outer part of the top of his head
5. full veneers teeth
6. dyed hair and beard

BOGGED

>Yeah let's go for that if Freddy Mercury was still alive look

Simon Cowell. Used to look like this

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make me god

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It's likely this pic was taken shortly after injections. That shit makes your face swell up for a week, almost like you've been in a fight. After the swelling goes down it looks way better.

All of this just to judge a stupid show? Really?

that's what you get for being a music producer who only cares about money instead of actual good music

>500 press ups a day
what in the actual fuck

He looks like Jamie Kennedy's The Mask.

he saved europe, but it cost him everything

Gonna need a quick rundown on who this guy is

t. zoomer

Simon Cowell, Savior of Europe, Breaker of Whores, Knight of England, Face of the Plastic Isle

Boomers are seething at memes they don’t understand

so you're indeed a zoomer

Is this the final JUST? Even Brendan looks better.

Literally looks like a corpse

Rent free

>helppp meee...

He answered the call

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why are you mad I made the correct call?

Simon Cowell is gay, right? I know he says he's not gay, but he's gay though, isn't he? He has a very specific "vibe" to his personality.

its not gay if its a femboy twink

He's just a brit. Rumors on tabloids which are recurring insist that he likes underage girls. Very telling. Why are brits so pedophilic?

S-stop it....

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Bong here. He's 100% a poof. A few years back he employed a publicist who specialised in hiding people's sexual deviancy

>a publicist who specialised in hiding people's sexual deviancy
kek
there really is money to make in this clown world

She unironically looks better bogged

Good lord he kind of looks like my dog

Japanese potatoes

>ITS THE WALL!
>THATS THE WALL BROTHER

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Dammnit Simon, classic photoshop mistakes

So did he get teeth advice from Boogie or something?

dead eyes are still here though

Imagine looking less real than the wax sculpture depicting you.

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kill yourself

It's a meme. No way that man could do 500 in a day.

>hey guys do i look okay? i don’t feel so great...

Not fair, that guy is twelve years younger

>HEY WALL, IF YOU WANT SOME COME GET SOME BROTHER

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new walking dead season looks great

JAPANESE BOGTATOES

>Lives longer

>kill your body
>live longer
?????

no

Another for the ledger.

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wtf
JUST

20 sets of 25 throughout a day isn't that crazy really

Lol you wish faggot

Is no one safe from the call??

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what a faggot, whoever his plastic surgeon is he should beat with a cane

That's just Jewishness. Gays and Jews regularly give off the same vibe to me, a vibe that says "when I die I'll return to hell".

Yes, I'd like the reverse Gilbert Gottfried please, make me look like half a chink but in the wrong direction

Bro, he wasn't fat he was just cultivating mass

How do you want your smile, Mr. Cowell?
>just staple my shit into an autistic grin forever, p-square

Imagine having teeth so whitened that it looks like you don’t have teeth at all and have to wear a set of dentures

Somewhere in Louisiana an old crone of an Aunt Jemima voodoo lady is cackling at the power she's gained by shrinking his giant head

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Don't ask how I know this, but it's clear he also got a precision beard transplant while he was in

YAGSBERRO?

It looks like those photos where they mix up aspects of Steve, Karl, and Ricky. Hair of a Chinaman?

Why would you transplant a beard?

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he literally can't move his face lmao

damn you!

JUST

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the sequel to the highly anticipated mask 2 looks great!

>Gays and Jews regularly give off the same vibe to me, a vibe that says "when I die I'll return to hell"

Holy shit, based and redpilled.

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Are we sure that this isn't a cheap clone and the original is dead or missing?

Find yourself a rope my guy.

Don't Dead
Open Inside

Women evolved to be attractive to men, so what you see on the left is what men find attractive. What you see on the right is what women think is attractive. That is how bad women's taste is lmao

>500 press ups

As fucking if. He's 59 and that would be a monumental amount for a 25 year old in a special forces outfit.

oh
my
godddddd

Seething meaties, cope harder

looks like a doujin villain

>500 press ups a day

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why do celebs think this looks better than just letting yourself age

go drink your soi

>at 59 years of age
yeah ok

yourtango.com/201082700/simon-cowell-claims-sex-2000-women

even if true, i still think he's gay

lmao brainwashed cope

already did, fag

who is that?

underrated

My relatives always live past 90, and they always eat meat.

Vegans are weak.

>Ignoring the facts
>Still seething hours later
Enjoy heart disease seethlings, and cope even harder next time

Damn

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pathological narcissism

>Anecdote
>MY GRANMA LIVED TILL SHE WAS 101 AND SHE SMOKED CIGARETTES HER WHOLE LIFE
Nice try, but in the grand scheme of things, meat eaters are at a much higher risk of heart disease(aka the biggest killer of humans)
>inb4 citation needed, use Google faggots

>>Ignoring the facts
>>Still seething hours later
>Enjoy heart disease seethlings, and cope even harder next time

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hahahahahaha..
you are like a little baby
watch this

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Imagine seething so hard you forgot to reply to me lmao
Almost as pathetic as me replying to you again, damn..

mf look like the texas chainsaw dude

looks like a muppet

This isn't even his final form

WHY ARE HIS EYES SLANTED DOWNWARDS

HE LOOKS LIKE A SLOTH AAAAAAA

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that hairline looks like what you find on barbie dolls

>Imagine seething so hard you forgot to reply to me lmao
>Almost as pathetic as me replying to you again, damn..

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Holy shit op is this shooped? Cant be THAT bad. Lol a sucker is born eryday

>enough surgery to change your canthal tilt
Why do they do this bros? Genuinely old looking people like Ian Mckellan or Clint Eastwood still look cool. Now this guy is going to age even harder than he already would have

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independent.co.uk/news/people/simon-cowell-responds-to-gay-court-claims-the-question-of-whether-someone-is-or-is-not-gay-is-9620448.html

Having sex with whores doesnt ungay you user

He fucked underage Sinitta.

Should I get a hair transplant lads?

michael myers

Some men age well, others don't.

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He still looks like he could be wise/charismatic. Cowell is going to be a deformed goblino at the same age

I think you misunderstood, McDowell is pushing 80. Dude looks like he's in his 60s. That's not bad.

He's a contemptible guy, partly responsible for a worldwide conversion of the masses to trash culture. At the same time, he is a human. He must have been seriously upset about being constantly in the public eye at a point where his body and face were rapidly declining. I remember laughing at his moobs and stuff when they were pictured in the tabloids. He clearly took it to heart in a big way. He could not accept what was happening to him and decided to take action. It was a mistake, because for some people it works and some it doesn't and if it doesn't, you're screwed. But he decided to take that risk anyway, in full knowledge of that. That's the state he was in. You can't help but feel slightly sorry for a man as self-conscious as him.

veneers look so incredibly shitty
they drift way past white and straight into plastic
is it really so hard to add a little color and wear?

>he literally can't emote

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My bad

Is 500 a day a lot? That's what I do but I'm a neet and don't do anything with my life except 1 hour of treadmill everyday and 50 push ups every hour.

Hello spee

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veneers can be any color you want, he just has shit taste

He's camp straight. He got a woman pregnant, behind her husband's back, remember?

I bet you've done that for the last week and will stop very soon but are still claiming it's a 'routine'

How do you let yourself get that bad? All chin, but no jawline.

Please tell me this is just prosthetics for a role.

Nope. I've been doing it for 2 years out of sheer boredom. I used to play video games all day but got bored of them so had to do something else to replace them

LOoool

Art imitates life yadda yadda

Omfg hahahaha!!!!!! He is 70% plastic, 30% human

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How the fuck do you know that veganism is a recent gay fucking trend

People usually get an eyebrow lift
It looks like he got the opposite

damn, that's it. I can totally see him saying "my bad" with air quotes now.

the mickey rourke story is particularly sad because he was a legitimately handsome man before plastic surgery and he would no doubt be one of the "epic dignified general" types in movies now if he had just rejected the call.

Looks like that creepy Gary Busey lookalike from Courage the Cowardly Dog.

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so we can have 151 post threads about simon cowells bog face but can’t have a single thread about my waifus careers

Usually veneers are matched to the person teeths colour, most look natural. Celebs ones don't.

Never share your opinions here or anywhere else ever again.

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You're retarded.

Men are just as bad. Incels legit think that gigachad is attractive and that Adam Driver isn't.

Bogged

i thought this was one of those flip the eyes around when you view a face upside down type things for a second

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With the way his eyes look, it looks like someone in a Simon Cowell mask

If I ever kill myself I'm gonna print this photo out and use it as a suicide note to confuse everyone

Because he's a woman

I-it looked like he was wearing him like a suit. A Simon-suit.

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no one gives a shit about your garbage waifu

Why would anyone want that? Who cares if you live to 95 instead of 88? It's not like you have a decent quality of life at that age.

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Depends on who your waifu is. If it's Monerx forget about it. She's a fag.

If the waifu in question has a horrific monster face caused by excessive plastic surgery then we can have threads about her.

I really can't tell what's wrong with him. I can look at him and see that he is not right, but I can't tell what it is.

It actually is.

Funniest thing is all the news articles stating that he looks different because of "going vegan" kek.

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youtube.com/watch?v=DBWLy32emXc

Based and Edgarpilled

>wanting to look like an ugly, deformed 45 year old instead of a handsome 66 year old
>paying money for this

Ffucking hell that's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time

No you haven't

Copy, stage 2 of Bogdanoffication initiated.

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The sad thing is there's probably going to be better anti age therapies, but they were to impatient and fucked up their natural face structure.

Wow bogdanov brothers right there

>Incels legit think that gigachad is attractive and that Adam Driver isn't
and they're correct
t. femanon

my grandma is 88 and has eated meats her whole lives

He's been on HIV medication for a while which destroys the fat plates in your face, especially your cheeks.

So he's had filler injections to fill them in, some actors like Daniel Craig just leave it, as most people don't know it's a side effect of HIV medications, so is severe heart disease, but most people thing those with HIV live long and healthy lives now, but they all get heart problems.

I enjoy being a meaty thanks.

she ruined her face wtf

not sure if a real woman would be capable of telling the truth like this, considering real women will lie even in an anonymous setting.

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Botox lips look fucking dumb out of context, but when they're wrapped around your dick it both looks and feels pretty amazing.

you mean collagen or bee venom injections, botox is to remove wrinkles and kurds.

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Long time no viddie, droog!

He looks like a bootleg Action Man.

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Think about this question again when you hit 88

Whatever damage the accident did to your brain, don't trust your doctor, it's still not healed.

Actually I think it was called restylane or something like that. It's not permanent like most lip fillers, only lasts for a few months

Here's your reward for best post of the thread, just insert yourself in the middle.

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If you don't think Cowell's gay, go and watch the Louis Theroux documentary with PR man Max Clifford. The whole episode is basically Clifford's office being a revolving door for famous British people who want to publicise themselves in a certain way in the newspapers, to the extent that Clifford will make the papers cover things up and publish planted stories about fake girlfriends.

Over the course of the documentary, Simon Cowell visits Clifford's office about a million times. Louis Theroux just straight up asks Clifford if Simon Cowell is gay, which leaves Clifford extremely flustered.

>t. femanon
how big is your dick?

I notice my eyes are rotating adrift like that as well
I stare at a monitor all day and wear glasses

>canthal tilt
what is that?

look what a bit of lightning does to a man. kills his soul and turns into botox man

This guy knows the truth

wrong file format, meant to post this

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500 a day isn't that much. An average athlete can do 50 in one minute. Just break it up throughout the day to keep yourself tight.

Based. Bimbos get me rock hard lad.

>canthal tilt went even more negative

Dude's never getting laid again.

The six million zimbabwean dollar man

>multi millionaire
>wears such ill fitting trousers

why haven't anyone posted this yet?

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looks like the aussie shitposter meme

There already are. I will never understand why some multimillionaires fucks themselves up like that with cheap plastic surgeries when the art has advanced beyond the bog look a decade ago. The key is to leave some imperfections and make the face look natural, not like something out of a dollhouse horror movie.
Tom Cruise is almost 60 and he looks like he's 40. This is what good plastic surgery looks like.

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and with beard

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did he take the call, will he continue to evolve?

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I think they wear baggy trousers to cover the heel on their shoes. It's a manlet thing.

kek

what if i let it ring?

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and different lightning

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both of them go after you and complete the bogdification manually

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never

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>Fort Boyard
I now remember Melinda Messenger

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Can you draw a cock in his mouth

let's try a different approach

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go nuts bro

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>implying I’ll remember

Skorzeny?

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Botox
Temporary extreme bog for future less bog with fewer wrinkles

this

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He had to go for plastic surgery because his face got ALL fucked up after he decided to become a professional boxes for whatever reason. Apparently he looked even worse without it.

nice catch

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basically the angle of his eyelids. You can see they slope outwards and down, to the point of covering up part of his iris and pupil.

I have a good eye.

James Bond is a sissy?

Looks like he got beat the fuck up and is using makeup to hide the swelling.

I wont even bother taking this bait.

They have a condition, nothing to do with surgery.

how is this better than naturally aging?

He is gay. His publicist was caught hiring a girl to be he ''girlfriend'' in that Louis Theroux documentary lmao. It's pretty obvious he is deep in the closet.

Yikes

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Are you insane

Dontcha just love Halloween?

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The only thing attractive about Adam is his wealth and fame, otherwise he would have been a beta provider down the line

If you need to take a fistful of vitamins everyday just so your diet doesn't kill you, I guarantee you it won't make you live longer

t. Bogdanoff

Dying of hunger

>sheep placenta
What the fuck is wrong with these people?

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I'm 95% certain Olivia Munn was killed and replaced with a transvestite imposter

Do you think he looks in the mirror sometimes and says "damn I fucked up".

I don't know why but this picture makes me feel really bad for him
Must be the eyes

How can someone be this retarded?

oof