AFL THREAD

carn saints

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That's a funny way to say "The Dark Knight"

/bane/

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>a sgt in band corp
lol

hey google, play something in the way by nirvana and dim the lights, cheers

doll man, good to hear from you pal, how many do you have?

>GWS v STK

Canberra??

u know any ACT teams in the AFL?

Cmon Sainters

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prefering slightly chubby girls is high test, but too fat and you get into diminishing returns

this is the era of st kilda umpball flag, dont fight it

>tom green fan club

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as someone who is 1350 ng/dL natty, the fatter the better up til about 150 kg

disgusting, a bit around the hips and big titties is ok but anything over 80kg is a wilderbeast

yeah look I understand, if you aren't high test it doesn't make sense and that's fine

JB JUST SAID CRISP!!!!!!

haha fuck that's the word we say hahaha

hate brayshaw

I know haha!!!

just the one but i'm considering getting another next year

HEAVE HO UNNA

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This game is rigged as fuck

Was thinking that too, he's giving the saints everything and trying to balance it out with meaningless frees to gws in their own half

Objectively correct

>IDS WIGGED Dx Dx

i like to purchase condoms when teenage girls are working the register and smile at them

i could pin down and rape you all and you wouldnt be able to do anything about it

jokes on you i want a big strong man to pin me down and make me his

listening to Strobe once more can't hurt

The idiot

for me, it's the Evan Duffy piano cover, masterful.

why do they always have short hair and dumb piercings

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Based gay rapist with shit taste

>afl using satanic imagery to promote the game
shan't support this sport no longer, believe in christ and his disciples, trust in God amen.

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you'd like it too by the sounds of it, faggot

just came from the correct thread lads. we were discussing someones mates wife finding out her hubby fucks prozzies

based, Christ is King.

Amen

THE burger

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>hayes subbed off
fugg :DDDDDDDD

be sure to get the names of the prozzies he goes to so we can judge his tastes

The Dark Knight is barely a Batman movie

Multi for Grub Green to kick 2 goals, have 15 disposals and Saints to win by 24 plus. Not looking good.

This tripwog is fat as fuck

For you

We had planned to catch up for a beer soon. Actually might do that if he's in good enough spirits after a few drinks.

too much meat imo. Fucking HATE burgers that have way too much shit on them.
Quality>quantity

...

Did we overrate aint kilda? They look like shit

luke jackson is in such a good position.
>win a flag second year of career
>can just go straight back to WA on potentially a mil to eventually replace nic nat at west coast
if he chooses to, of course

I am the Burger King. I have been to possibly 50 burger restaurants just in the north of Melbourne alone. I would never sink as low as to go to McDonald’s or god help us, hungry jacks

>b-but they beat richmond and gold coast
HOWLING

yes, everyone did. they've only played bottom 8 teams so far this year and will be exposed going forward if not this game.

im the only megamind who picked gws in my tipping comp lads

Then Iggs can win another hip without NicNat

it's friday night and i am home alone because i have no friends but at least i have you guys

Everything Everywhere All At Once is one of the greatest cinematic experiences I've had. I thought the hype couldn't possibly be met, but it exceeded it.

Seems like a (You) problem faggot. I go to burger joints every now and then and I leave feeling pissed off that I just paid $30 for a burger when I could have had the safe and reliable Maccas or HJs

>living in WA
>good

>they've only played bottom 8 teams so far
But they've played Fremantle and Collingwood though

I was going to but my girlfriend convinced me not to. If saints lose I’m dumping her ass

Apparently my mates wife is telling everyone, all his family and friends and trying to slander him as a cheating dog.

I mean he did cheat and from the sound of it probably blew thousands upon thousands on prozzies but does she expect me to stop being his mate?
He didn't cheat on me.

>I am the Burger King. I have been to possibly 50 burger restaurants just in the north of Melbourne alone. I would never sink as low as to go to McDonald’s or god help us, hungry jacks

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You and me both

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You’re being ripped off my friend. A decent burger should cost you no more than $20. Chips of course will add up the cost

No Ryder, no Saints

bros before hoes

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we have the cheapest property market in the country
enjoy paying 2 mil plus for a garage sized home over there amongst all your chinky mates

youtube.com/watch?v=3Rsmvm5jHc8&ab_channel=TiarnaSteel

>have free pussy at home
>decide to pay hundreds of dollars for emotionless condom sex
what's the fucking appeal in whores i genuinely don't understand normalfags

Port will beat the iggs

>married
>free pussy
ohnononononono

Back from the pub earlier than expected, a good looking woman with blonde hair smiled in my general direction and I had a panic attack and left. I have no doubts that the woman was not smiling at me but I freaked out any way. Won't be going back to the pub any time soon, that's for sure.

>35 degrees 6 out of the 12 months

I enjoy the muslim greek but germanon’s really starting to shine

i don't care if they're giving away property over there for free, you couldn't pay me to live in that isolated boring shithole that is western australia

St Kilda should get use to playing in Canberra

How do you shit down your wife's throat and look her in the eye the next day.

Me neither. I'd love to have a wife. I understand you do get bored eventually but yeah I'd rather a loving wife over a whore any day

>tfw no giggly bogan slag gf
youtube.com/watch?v=vLoVqFmueCI

ump on pooicide watch

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i usually concur with this. really dislike trendy burger places that have retarded mega burgers that completely disintegrate in the hand. however i'm low carbing atm so i need as much meat as possible.

because it's free pussy attached to a fat and/or unattractive cunt

>Back from the pub earlier than expected, a good looking woman with blonde hair smiled in my general direction and I had a panic attack and left
very crisp

lmao at bt completely missing the point of the replay

>Back from the pub earlier than expected, a good looking woman with blonde hair smiled in my general direction and I had a panic attack and left. I have no doubts that the woman was not smiling at me but I freaked out any way. Won't be going back to the pub any time soon, that's for sure.

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based
literally me but i just imagine the blonde girl instead

we do? could've fooled me

TOBES

For me it’s this

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aints and fred get overrated on early wins over weak oppo every season

dads been off the drink for 7 days

crisp. I'm at the point where I'm not even putting bananas in my oats. I miss eating a fuck load of carbs.

quintessentially australian family

Good to hear, mate.

Based social anxious user

>we have the cheapest property market in the country
when the fuck did this happen?

looks shit

Oats are rich in carbs you blonk

the typical /afl/ frequenting sadcunt
am married and wife puts out whenever i want

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Not the only one but everyone above me on the ladder tipped the saints