/nba/ general - UNSTOPPABLE edition

you need to make one like this except "based" is the first part of the copypasta, "and redpilled" is the second part

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Reminder this will be the team for the lakers.
How do you stop this?

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niggers

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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bros we finally found out what they were looking at

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BANE A BONAFIDE DAWG

literally

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I was thinking this earlier

Career playoff PPG:

LeBron James - 28.7
Jordan Poole - 28.7

only 1 more year of NBA left until the inevitable lockout

he getting bodied by a winging nigga

NEST are fucking fucked, aren't they

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i miss lebron james

>”With Jokic I haven’t seen a player be forced to carry and be able to carry his team this hard since Kevin Love in a Timberwolves jersey. Love did everything just like Joker is forced to do and everyone should be ready to pay the kings ransom for him just like the Warriors and Cavs did for Love.”

Ready your Wiggins’ and Klay offers.

My australian friend just asked me what happened to lebron james and I had to break her the bad news

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People would respect this performance by Jokic if they didnt gift him the MVP. Thats why 6th seeds shouldnt win it. Their teams cant compete in playoffs

list of dawgs so far:
Desmond Bane
Jordan Poole
Brandon Ingram
Spencer Dinwiddie
Draymond Green
Joel Emsneed
Jimmy Butler
Marcus Smart
DeMar DeRozan
Alex Caruso
Tyrese Maxey

fake dawgs:
Pat Bev
Kevin Durant
Kyrie Irving
Devin Shooker

honorary dawg:
Nikola Jokic

you got a point there

Not as fucked as the suns imo.
Suns only plus is that they're against a shit team, but come 2nd round they'll be more shooked as they right now.
Mf already have the excuses ready
>booker
Crippled
>cp3
Hand crippled and ref crippled
>ayaton
Retarded

The rest are just choked up hyped shit from the regular season

>most valuable player
>can't be valuable when it matters
Player A is down 0-3 in the first round and Player B hit a dagger 3 pointer last night to go up 3-0 in the playoffs. Who is the more effective player?

Joel Embiid

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can i ask you what phoenix arizona did to you as a canadian with no ties to that location

maybe embiid should have played better if he wanted the mvp

The one not playing with a top 5 shooting guard in history

>No Lamar Stevens,

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>harden
>top 5 shooting guard in history
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Nikola Jokic
he played well but those were the most quiet 38 points I've ever seen

name 5 better

>anyone who defends arizona is the tripfaggot
take your meds bro

can we go back to ketchup on lasagna debate?

michael jordan
dwyane wade
kobe bryant
clyde drexler
reggie miller

I think Dray has the most dawg in him out of anyone in the NBA.

ketchup only goes on meatloaf and fish sticks

Only Jordan, Kobe, and Wade are better. He’s better than Iverson, Vince, Drexler, Dumars, Greer

I'd like to nominate Dorian Finney-Smith as one of the dawgs:
-played 47/48 minutes tonight
-does all the dirty work on defense for the team
-guards the other team's superstar
-just took a 2-1 lead with no luka and was the best +/- on the team

He unironically needs a better team

wade was never good. most artificial star in league history

Do you like fish sticks?

Jordan
Kobe
Wade
Jerry West
Drexler

id kill to have this nigga on my team

>NBA Franchise Valuations Could Double After Next Broadcast Deals Finalized
>Under that scenario, the league's lowest-value franchise, the New Orleans Pelicans, would be worth more than $2 billion, while the Golden State Warriors could hit a $10 billion valuation.

>a max salary is unironically going to be $80-90 dollars per year

Dwyane Wade looks like a parrotfish.

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Harden isn't even better than Ray Allen. He's a top 25 SG at best

agree. tbqh. who else can single coverage clamp an mvp

ok
ok
ok
no
LOL

yeah he is at worst 5th best all time you delusional retard

he does but I was still shocked he got that many points and I watched that entire game; complete dominance from GSW

are superteams coming back? or is steph curry just gonna become a billionaire

>a max salary is unironically going to be $80-90 dollars per year

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Reggie has never been close to even being in the same room as an MVP lol
>Le 60s white guy!!!!!
Not even close to Harden

steph curry single handedly took a poverty franchise and made it the most valuable team in all sports

what is a nobitches? teach me your new memes /nba/

clyde drexler has what harden will never get, and as far as being good but never getting over the hump reggie miller did that way better than harden ever has and was the consensus greatest shooter of all time before steph curry

MOOOOOOOODS

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the suns tripfag

You’re right, Jerry West is better and it’s not close

instead of choco milk i like bbq sauce milk

Lurk some more you'll get it soon

He also took your mom and single-handedly made her the fattest woman on earth

I hope we don't revert back to L**ry posting. Ugh.

GSW's bench is deep and Nuggets does not have an answer to that. If they did they would've lost for sure.
GP2 was 3/3 from the 3pt line. Honestly crazy how they develop these fuckers into decent support players

thank you user

fucking Christ please let the reffing improve. I am a Warriors fan but that was painful for both teams. So many fucking touch fouls. Let the boys play good Lord those last 5 minutes were boring as shit when they should have been extremely exciting.

time is a flat circle

I think it's crazier that GP2 hasn't been successful until now with his athleticism and defense.

>steph curry
Umm no sweetie, it was venture capitalists like JOE LACOB who made the warriors what they are today.

Yo someone up date the list with the wolf man

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shimmy shimmy dubbies

shimmy shimmy yall

Reminder: KD needs Curry to win
Curry does not need KD

Yeah it was a ticky tack foul on every fucking possession for a while there. Difficult to watch.

Imagine all the hell that would break loose in this general if he wanted to be traded to memphis.

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absolutely killed the enjoyment. i can only imagine how offended the players feel during that shit going on.

i am larry

list of dawgs so far:
Desmond Bane
Jordan Poole
Brandon Ingram
Spencer Dinwiddie
Draymond Green
Joel Emsneed
Jimmy Butler
Marcus Smart
DeMar DeRozan
Alex Caruso
Tyrese Maxey
Dorian Finney-Smith
Ja Morant

fake dawgs:
Pat Bev
Kevin Durant
Kyrie Irving
Devin Shooker
Karl Anthony Towns (wine break)

honorary dawg:
Nikola Jokic

stop the nonsense, im a curry fan but KD one of the goats of this era fahm

i would switch teams immediately, probably to the pelicans

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yall kidding yourselves if you think jokic wont be a nugget for life

Imagine if he was taller. It's hard being a manlet (in the NBA)

for me, it's jerma985

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Jokic is going to the warriors

i dont know what it is about poole but he's got a 70's look and vibe to him. he's out there floating on a cloud, just stylin' on these turkeys man

Name the players whos contracts are up this season and where will they go

I hope cp3 gets injured

its the stache

I think that the Nuggies should trade Jamal Murray and maybe Barton for Westbrook.

Jalen Brunson is going to the Pistons in the offseason

>jobitch
lol lmao

But you'd win the owl, ja schizo.

but then i couldn't admire true kino like bane

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Nets need Simmons back asap

i just know jordan poole's mom is really proud of him

Nah. He grew up, moved on with his life and is now a data scientist at Amazon.

aww yeahhh

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Them boys just need more time, I hope they don't make any huge moves that fuck up the core. They are just a little more experience in the playoffs away from being a true contender with what they have right now. People gotta remember that the Grizzlies are only gonna get better Ja especially

Why, because of the money? They are paid to be our clowns so I dont really understand where pride factors in here