Dinner tonight?

Dinner tonight?

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How many almonds is the right amount for you?

Two dozen?

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I sixty-nined my dad. At a rave!

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Yea Forums is full of philistines

Best part of my day: I'm gay! We're officially now husband's with each other!

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IT'S GON BE THEM HOES RUNNIN NOW

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Oh Sheesh Y'all, Twas a Dream

King Prussian! It is I! Listhmus!

I just met you, and this is gravy!

I went to a bodega and got this.

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If this post gets 10,000 (You)s Amir Blumenfeld will kill himself.

Top 3

>Tinder
>Doobs Part 2
>Rap Teacher part 2

>ā€¯ooooOoOooooooooo..... for the longest SNATCHā€¯

Not mentioning double date is a sin

For me, it's

The Club
Butt Chugging
Table Read 2

Probably a couple dozen others if I think about it.

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We haven't you gone Dickles for Chiklis?

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I'm partial to Laundry

>that episode where Jake and Amir join ISIS and survive a drone strike

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>Doobs guy and Ben Schwartz have successful TV acting careers
>Sarah and Streeter have successful TV writing careers
>Jake and Amir are stuck eking out a living on a podcast

What happened?

>Interior: I don't give a flaming fart

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Unfortunately, they went full SJW. It pains me, but I think a lot of their fans realized it. Their Headgum stuff is cringeworthy.

That took me three years

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Because they fucking suck, its very simple

They suck NOW. They didn't used to. It's an acquired taste, but Jake and Amir the show is probably the most quotable thing I've ever watched.

Eat a cockmeat sandwich panini style with a side of chips and a free soda. It better be free I'm eating a cockmeat sandwich after all.

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>ywn be Jake from 2007-2015 and just have to not laugh for a living.

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I've never seen a Jake and Amir thread on here before. Based.

Jake has Spain going to the bathroom