/heem/ racists btfo edition

I'd drink her bathwater

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fuck that reddit cuck amber is based

Giant Conor shall inherit the earth.

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Pretty much everyone in Hebeywood deserves to be heemed

Jones is flushed
Conor is flushed
Tony is flushed
Stipe is flushed

oh fer surrrrreee b the waklled bpd psycho is based b oh fer surrrrrrrrrrrreeeee b

Both need to die

>nephilim gooby

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What if Schaub started annoying Tyson on an airplane?

>samefag

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wrong
Jones is retired. He retired and after his last fight and is just doing everything for attention now
Conor is too rich to find the motivation
Tony is old
Stipe is old

Big ol fat nigga!

*enters thread*

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oh fer sure b theres just one leaf oh fer sureeee

Fun fact: Brendan Schaub became a pro boxer after just 1 week of training

Which do you choose?

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hes turning into gane

/heem/, its time to settle this once and for fucking all.

beast of a peach OR peach of a beast??

I choose to go my own way

>tfw when I think of the undeniable fact that prime Schaub would kill prime Mike Tyson in a street fight 10/10 times
Really blows my mind every time I think about it.

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Heard it both ways b

heard it bowf waze

a peach of beast

Tyson would ask him to name the wadder.

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oh fer sher it's ribraps
whatever happened to her anyways, when she fighting

For me? Its b-b-b-beast of a peach!

walg me to my trugg

Why is schaubposting so powerful? why does it refuse to die? schaubposting is essentially /heem/

Peaches are a beast.

hahaha what a crazy girl right
w-who would like having your bed shitted by someone like her right haha
that would be gross right haha

Wrong, there actually never was a prime Schaub

op is a faggot

everyone loves the pirate so something is off in the universe

I am

>teamHEARD

our voices must be
>HEARD

klaus schaub

Ask Deep Walters

I wanna play in the car

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This

Yeah that is fucking disgusting.

depp is just a bitch, most guys would be into that so you cant really blame her for experimenting

Did I say you could seethe yet??? No? Then STFU

no you didnt b

Oh please
Anyone who has ever knows a junkie knows he's in the wrong
I hooe he heems himself

What did schaub mean by saying dana white and joe rogan sling dick? Aren't they both married?

He is still peaking

oh fer sure samefag bitch

He meant that they have swordfights with each other.

Once the CTE touches you, you no longer have a choice. It's tawlf.

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>actually look at leon edwards' recent fights
>he doesn't have a top 10 win
Why does he deserve a title shot again? Because he beat the ghost of Nate Diaz, but still somehow ended up almost getting finished?

>most guys would be into that

they wouldn't you sick fucking weirdo, jesus im actually sharing a thread with scat loving filth.

jus means theyre k-k-killin the game b

*jabs you*

*circles away*

*jabs you*

*circles away*

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Why are you questioning Schaub? Who do you think you are?

youre isolated from the real world in your shithole country

i kneel belel

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Have to agree with fat jordie on this one
Scat is subhiluman and absolutely revolting

*shoots a double leg*

Yellow top for me

When did he beat nate diaz retard? diaz won that fight, see the stockton scorecards.

They're killing it at life, b. Very suggsessful.

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oh the ironing...

We're putting together a team.

(You) in?

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Well you're into trannies and you also happen to be a literal faggot so you're not helping my case here, mutt.
>Feints the takedown
>Fires beastly overhand
>Knocks you down
>Jumps the guillotine

seeing this has convinced me to cut my ponytail

i had no idea it looked this bad

I still have yet to watch Schaub's special. Unfunny comedians make me cringe so hard.

>ironing
you stand out more than a person below 200lbs in america

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Oh fersher b my mistake, walgg me to my trugg?

>brunson
kek

Notice how i said "I" ya GOOF . Did "I" give you permission. LMAO oh no... leaf...

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It's a doggie dog world spammy.

>is obsessed with dua lipa
even trannies pass more
take a shower AND the meds jordie

100%
So how do you know if he’s funny or not?

What would /heem/ look like if schaub never existed? it makes me shudder to even think about it

war room got busted b

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InSchaubllah

I saw a couple promotional clips/Schaubables.

stop posting this shit you freak faggot

Dua lipa is literally the most attractive woman on the planet, you mentally ill obsessed troon loving faggot fat mutt.

If you're not 200 pounds you aren't a real man

whose jon africa

You need to watch the whole special to Understand,

Badadoes...mooshrumes... mmhh

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If someone showed me this photo i would refuse to believe this is a woman
You're insane gay and in denial

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>Uh Leon sucks and he's boring! He definitely doesn't deserve a title sho-

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she's the most beautiful ugly woman

Penis size is what determines whether or not you're a real man. 7" is the bare minimum.

talmbout the country?

thats literally a tranny
>t. tranny enjoyer

Well, Heem...

Would you?

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Wake up pissmaru scatman

>1 win since obongo was president
>on a 3 fight losing streak, all by finish
>irrelevant
>will never win a fight again
>still giving out advice

what an arrogant mick

weili chang

I only crush oriental bussy.

Dua lipa is hot, but this photo I found of here she legit looks like a troon. She has some big ass bones.

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Keep laughing, faggot. Real tawlk. You ever tasted teeth soup? Believe me, I'll whip you up some real good.

You will never be a woman
t

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If I could I would permaheem the doctor that mutilated me.

Average American on the left, lmfao

Manlet peaching up the lanklet
Nothing new

why heem the doctor when your parents chose?

its all about angles and lighting b, also she's still beautiful in this picture, anyway you're missing the point her beauty and hotness doesn't lie in her physical appearance completely, its her aura too.

Room for two more?

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>Godinez

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It's better to be a 6'1 220 lbs chad than a 6'6 205 lbs lanklet.

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Thank you janny, looks like they got rid of the faggot janny, we have a good one now.
>elon is an asukacuck
yikerinos...

If you are over 200 pounds, you're obese, unathletic and less than human.

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I have honestly never seen a woman with more pronounced bone structure until I saw this picture. This will not make me start believing she is a troon, but it is legitimately kind of bizzar. She does have a sexy voice.

Literally looks like a brazil shemale
O JORDIE

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what the fuck even is a nephilim

mcgregor is over 200 pounds rn lol

Manlet chud detected
i agree b 99% of americans are less than human

> she legit looks like a troon
No she doesn’t. You’re just hardwired to think about troons.

The white african man marches on

t. 5'6 goblin.

You probably wish she has a cock you fucking faggot troon mutt

...

No I am not. I am not even someone who memes about that shit. In that photo her upper body bone structure is crazy. I have never seen that kind of a bone definition on a woman.

She has penis yet?

Will not believe she has a vagina until there are pics
Cope gaydan

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Gawld dawlg. I lost all my pandemic weight and now I'm only like 180. Halp bros.

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...You're american
and you're still white
You may now seethe

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Chemical engineer niggas be like
>Mass must be conserved.
In reality

5'1 SkinnyGOD checking in.

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You are severely mentally ill, you are a deranged degenerate mutt fatty, you also have an unhealthy obsession with troons, you ugly manlet faggot.

You'll cowards don't even watch BKFC

youtube.com/watch?v=ELo72DiE9fA
Schaubros . . .

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Damb, b looking riiiiiped. What is your work out routine?

Post cock.

im arab b

sugarbros...

Even you don't believe that this looks like a woman

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