Why are modern horror films so fucking bad?
Why are modern horror films so fucking bad?
Kayden Lopez
Jace Fisher
cuz they dont have enough jumpscares
Hunter Martin
>horror films have to be super scary because... like.. uhh...
Evan Long
>t. hasn't seen It Follows
Chase Johnson
are they still making those torture porn kino, or are we back to shamlamadabadingdong mystery titty twisters?
Lincoln Thompson
The VVitch is a thriller movie not a horror movie.
Jacob Cruz
It's a sci-fi because there is an alien there.
Cute one tho
Luis Scott
>spooky, eery, unsettling, dark, atmospheric, wicked, dreadful A24 kino, absolutely thrilling without any cheap jumpscares
Tyler Allen
Im going to fucking eviscerate you fucking shitters for shitting up the one funny board in this ocean of shitI will fucking kill
Cameron Bailey
>muh memes board
Glad I ruined it for you, redditard.
Jacob Adams
Because you're not a child anymore
Landon Lee
Horror is a pleb genre, the non modern horror films you would name that aren't the Shining are most likely garbage
Elijah Baker
Cry about it with your faggy discord circlejerk friends trap
Jaxon Thomas
>N-NOOOO!!! I CANT SMEAR SHIT ON THE WALLS HERE???? IF I DO IT WHERE I CAME FROM ILL GET B-B-BANNED!!! LET ME RUIN YOUR DISCUSSION!!!!
Liam Gomez
Nice meme faggot. Once the wojak’s out its all over. Roll over and show me your belly so I can kick you in the ribs, dog
John Cruz
The best "horror" films are typically just ultra brutal thrillers, whether physically or psychologically, or both. I.e. no clowns, no shitty ghost, no paranormal hackory.
Cameron Hall
>WAAAAH WAAAHHHHHH WAAAAAAH
Nolan Thomas
no mystery
Ayden Moore
I want to cum on her so bad
Jace Miller
It's a Faustian tragedy actually, debate me.
Thomas Perry
hi
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after reaching its supernatural conclusion, it will be emblazzoned onto golden plates, weighting 30-60 pounds, and cumblasted into space atop the mighty saturn five rocket
Camden Morgan
Why don't you want to live deliciously OP
Evan Murphy
Because nothing in theaters could ever be scarier than waking up another day in our clown world.
Zachary Evans
Horror is a form of art with more depth then a fucking arthouse movie or other trash being pumped out today. You are striking at one of the most primal instincts in a human being, fear. I've seen more brutal truths in horror movies then a documentary could ever produce.
Brody Mitchell
Cringe
David White
Nicholas Wright
It was always low rent trash, they just didn't have any pretensions about it in decades past.
Jacob Rivera
t. cape shit watching faggot.
Oliver Parker
it's not artistic just cause you're a pussy about a movie
Ayden Parker
>tfw the BONE SHILLING SLOW BURN soijack poster isn't online tonight
:(
Robert Campbell
Why would I think some dumb fuck normal cattle would ever understand. They're too fucking stuck on their spoon fed formulic easy to consume hollwood movies.
Connor Jones
Damn I really miss old Yea Forums.
Brandon Morales
BONE BURNING CHILLED SLOWLY
Landon Hernandez
horror has always been a shit genre
Aiden Morales
>buzzwords
Levi James
Some have been good
It was really good, and even if Midsommer was just a modernized Wicker Man, it still was quite watchable.
Isaac Garcia
it's a period piece dipshit
Evan Sanders
I want to slow-bone and chill with her if you get whaf I mean.
Gavin Cook
Because modern society is so horrifying and filled with drag queens and terrorist attacks and other bullshit that there's almost not point to making horror movies.
Joseph Cooper
............ huh?
William Scott
>it's all about visuals that don't tell a story. Most of the filmmakers today create music videos instead of suspense. Example: Babadook and Neon Demon
>Gore and violence is problematic because we live in the age of pussies and onions. Example: Every American horror film except terrifier.
>All the films are allegory for social justice instead of anxiety and fears: Examples: Get out and the VVitch.
Sebastian Gray
Who is worse, metal fans or horror fans? Both seem to go into autistic fits when anyone tries to do something new with the genre.
Chase Lee
Metal is one of the most diverse cluster fucks of genres ever. It's always re-inventing itself.
Doing something new doesn't equal doing something good or not soulless.
Fuck off back to /r/horror
Ryder Martinez
they're the same people
source : metal and horror fan
Ryder Thompson
this. and it's fucking odd how many metal heads like to film their own shitty horror movies in their spare time.
Nicholas Thomas
well part of it is that horror films are one of the best bets for making a movie that gets it money back.
Adam Foster
>haha dude there’s so many differences like how can you even compare speed metal and thrash?
Putting different labels on shit that sounds pretty much the same doesn’t make it diverse. Always reinventing itself? What are you talking about? Any band that really tries to do something new or original gets labeled “hipster shit that’s not real metal”. This same mentally is held by a good number of horror enthusiasts.
Nathan Bennett
They're right though. It's always hipster shit.
Jayden White
nah, the guys I'm talking about don't make any money at all. it's a hobby.
Nathaniel Foster
>t.
Tyler Rogers
You're not that far off.
Thomas Torres
Notice how this fag always has facebook or discord filenames on his memes.
John Morris
I don’t care about slow burns or onions horror bros I just need an Anya gf