Hi I'm John Green this is crash course European history and today we're going to talk about _____________

How all of the influential european figures were actually African and that you should kill yourself if you are white

well he's not wrong

What are actually good history channels? I mostly watch the ones that are a bunch of rectangles fighting each other.

Don't fuck with me, pal. I'm not in the mood for your shit!

The more you know

>Just as the Bradys were getting locked in jail, Lara randomly asked me, “Have you ever gotten a blowjob?”
>“Um, that’s out of the blue,” I said.
>“The blue?”
>“Like, you know, out of left field.”
>“Left field?”
>“Like, in baseball. Like, out of nowhere. I mean, what made you think of that?”
>“I’ve just never geeven one,” she answered, her little voice dripping with seductiveness. It was so brazen. I thought I would explode. I never thought. I mean, from Alaska, hearing that stuff was one thing. But to hear her sweet little Romanian voice go so sexy all of the sudden...
>“No,” I said. “I never have.”
>“Think it would be fun?”
>DO I!?!?!?!?!?!?! “Um. yeah. I mean, you don’t have to.”
>“I think I want to,” she said, and we kissed a little, and then. And then with me sitting watching The Brady Bunch, watching Marcia Marcia Marcia up to her Brady antics, Lara unbuttoned my pants and pulled my boxers down a little and pulled out my penis.
>“Wow,” she said.
>“What?”
>She looked up at me, but didn’t move, her face nanometers away from my penis. “It’s weird.”
>“What do you mean weird?”
>“Just beeg, I guess.”
>I could live with that kind of weird. And then she wrapped her hand around it and put it into her mouth.
>And waited.

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Lindybeige, but he thinks France is the biggest source of evil in history. Otherwise, he's really good.

>We were both very still. She did not move a muscle in her body, and I did not move a muscle in mine. I knew that at this point something else was supposed to happen, but I wasn’t quite sure what.
>She stayed still. I could feel her nervous breath. For minutes, for as long as it took the Bradys to steal the key and unlock themselves from the ghost-town jail, she lay there, stock-still with my penis in her mouth, and I sat there, waiting.
>And then she took it out of her mouth and looked up at me quizzically.
>“Should I do sometheeng?”
>“Um. I don’t know,” I said. Everything I’d learned from watching porn with Alaska suddenly exited my brain. I thought maybe she should move her head up and down, but wouldn’t that choke her? So I just stayed quiet.
>“Should I, like, bite?”
>“Don’t bite! I mean, I don’t think. I think—I mean, that felt good. That was nice. I don’t know if there’s something else.”
>“I mean, you deedn’t—”
>“Um. Maybe we should ask Alaska.”
>So we went to her room and asked Alaska. She laughed and laughed. Sitting on her bed, she laughed until she cried. She walked into the bathroom, returned with a tube of toothpaste, and showed us. In detail. Never have I so wanted to be Crest Complete.
>Lara and I went back to her room, where she did exactly what Alaska told her to do, and I did exactly what Alaska said I would do, which was die a hundred little ecstatic deaths, my fists clenched, my body shaking. It was my first orgasm with a girl, and afterward, I was embarrassed and nervous, and so, clearly, was Lara, who finally broke the silence by asking, “So, want to do some homework?”

Your little sister has read this book.

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>Lindybeige
>The Great War (there really isn't a more comprehensive look at WWI out there)

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I mean, he's not wrong.

i see nothing wrong with this statement

Fucking plebs.

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I liked the episode where he said cock is his favorite flavor.

>Lindybeige
youtube.com/watch?v=VXQygRVvEmM

do people not understand that his "Britain is better than everyone at everything" stuff is his schtick?

i understand but i still dont trust him

>no, Alexander the Great wasn’t great because all he did was conquer a large amount of territory very quickly which splintered almost immediately after his death
>I WANT TO SUCK GENGHIS KHANS COCK ITS AMAZING HOW HE CONQUERED A LARGE AMOUNT OF TERRITORY VERY QUICKLY WHICH SPLINTERED ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AFTER HIS DEATH

They were great videos that I watched all the time until he politicized them.

>I mostly watch the ones that are a bunch of rectangles fighting each other.
Historia Civilis is based, you're watching pretty much the best one already.

Oh shit.

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HC isn’t based at all. He likes to morally grandstand and has some pretty blue-pilled takes on some topics.
t. someone who likes his videos

but that's true

Watch epic history tv instead guys

He generally speaks against dramatization of history (Cato's suicide is an example) and tries to present it as factual as it gets. He does pick favorites (again, his intense dislike for Cato), but he doesn't let that cloud the topic. I don't know what you mean by blue-pilled, but he has never had misinformation on any of his videos as far as I could find.

The History Guy

>t. frenchie

Ghengis Khan divided it among his sons when he died. It splintered because of division among his grandchildren.

>>Hi I'm John Green this is crash course European history and today we're going to talk about that time my brother kicked a guy out of vidcon because apparently Hank is not big on freedom of speech

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=WfNiQBXmPw8

This is the best review of lord of the flies ever.
5/10 minutes are about how there are no chicks in it

>we're going to talk about that time my brother kicked a guy out of vidcon because apparently Hank is not big on freedom of speech
...bullshit

So, boys bad, transboys good?

>this is considered good informative YouTube

Fucking children. Post your favorite educational channel. Shadfags and lindycunts need not apply

I love this video, wehraboo's are the most easily buttblasted demographic outside blacks and pajeets

>getting emotional about the way Gallic roman citizens were treated by native romans
>thinking that triumphal execution was barbaric and cruel
>thinking that Sparta could have avoided its decline if they just accepted more immigrants

These are some very canadian and blue-pilled takes there.

he wanted some minor sex in it.

I love how he completely ignores the genocide during the Haitian revolution when he made a video about it.

>Umm.. the word "great" has some mysoginistic implications
youtube.com/watch?v=0LsrkWDCvxg

In Yea Forums, this is know as Bendis writing.

military history visualized

This is a really bad, anglocentric video.

The Bren is no longer made, it spent the last few decades as a third world monkey model.

The Spandau has been continuously made and modernized, is still the primary lmg of multiple first world militaries, and it led to the M-60 platform which is also still around.

There is no comparison between the two, the Bren was moderately more useful than the BAR.

>everything before and after a decade window of Napoleon's peak completely makes up for everything else

This shtick is getting really, really tired.

fucking takes forever to talk about kardashian proceeds to rush over Alexanders live

>fascists
>anyone right of far left
a bit redundant

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you don´t watch, you read (if you want to learn about history)

bump

>but he thinks France is the biggest source of evil in history.
As a direct descendant of knights who killed shitloads of frenchies in the hundred years war, I like this guy.

Based grandpa

i´m 22 but whatever

Funny story, my little sister hates John Green specifically because of the blowjob scene. She went on a huge rant on how little kids would be reading that shit and never picked it back up. She won't even watch his movies.

listen hardcore history podcast

based serious poster

In a very, VERY lukewarm defense of this scene, he wrote it when he was a teenager, and this is a VERY teenagery scene to write. His later stuff is...better might not be the right word. More discretionary?
There's no more super awkward, pseudo-intellectual blowjob scenes, anyway.

This nigga literally built a career out of reading wikipedia articles into a camera kek

Oh shit, is this one of those neocon things? I've never heard of this, but I'll bet money the guy was a neocon.

First Stephen King now this.
What is it with leftist authors and depicting child sex?

>He likes to morally grandstand and has some pretty blue-pilled takes on some topics
Can you elaborate?
I've watched most of his vids and never noticed this.

>military history visualized
My nigga

Kings and generals

>jew were kicked out of every country they’d ever inhabited, but why

Ah yes, another "im liberal but pay no attention to fact i bought a huge house in a neighborhood zoned to keep out poor people and minorities".