/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Tug of War Edition

>Lap:
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>Countdown to the Rolex Gran Premio dell' Emilia Romagna e Tutti Frutti del Made In Italy Mamma Mia Pirelli 150™ 309,049 all' Autodromo Enzo e Dino Ferrari di Imola (BO):
f1exposure.com/#/countdown

>Previous thread:
>/f1/ Essentials:
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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 71 (+26)
RUS: 37 (+15)
SAI: 33 (+0)
PER: 30 (+18)
HAM : 28 (+12)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 104 (+26)
Mercedes: 65 (+27)
Red Bull: 55 (+18)
McLaren: 24 (+18)
Alpine: 22 (+6)

>WEC Standings:
HAM: 168.00 (+61.56)
LAT: 149.63 (+48.49)
RIC: 139.54 (+17.09)

>News:
Lecute says he's fine after getting his $400k watch stolen and just wants to vroom, but finding who took is watch is not going well
Alfa Romeo has new floor in Imola
Alfa Romeo also says that it feels better battling the other Alpha and Al-peen rather then battling the Medical Car
Kerb riding is tougher with new cars so it may be a problem in Imola t. KMag
Sainz gets new contract until 2024
Haas won't rush new sponsorship deals

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twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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first for gimi

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>watch is literally worth 20 years of my salary
Life isn’t fair bros

capitalism innit bruv

just worker harder lmao

just get more money? are you stupid bro?

Based OP
>Inb4 pruned thread.
Someone make a backup just in case, or is the gimi /x/ thread still aliv?

gimi

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For me it's Scuderia Italia

*levitates 1mm off the ground towards you*

Right, lads, so how will Ferrari fuck this up?

>stroll

explain

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Spaghetti Regretti when it starts to rain

gimi

Going to the moobies to watch Northman.
F1 related because there are a coupke of F1 moobies, I think

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Man, I feel like mold
It's race week and I am lonely
Lo and behold
She's walking over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me?

I've got two tickets to F1 in Monza, baby
Come with me Friday, Leclerc wins maybe
I'm just an F1 reject baby like you
Oo-o-oo-oh

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Daddy Stroll bought the team for him so babby Stroll can keep going until he's bored.

Basically all the r tards are at risk. Most likely to go are:
>Latifi
>Vettel
>I hate to say it but I think Tsunoda will get the boot

me learning that my contract will not be renewed in Abu Dhabi -22

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>I hate to say it but I think Tsunoda will get the boot
How will Gasly cope with losing his boyfriend?

does Verstappen have a clause regarding the car performance or could he have potentially committed sudoku?

He does.

AlphaTauri will have an entirely new lineup next year
Tsunoda gets booted for being a shitter
Gasly overvalues himself, tries to take Perez's seat and gets told to fuck off, tries to get a seat at any other team and gets told to fuck off, ends up in a reserve role or in FmEme
Vips/Lawson 2023

Albon remained at Red Bull in a support role. I'm sure the same could be arranged for Tsunoda.

He can always have another boy toy by the name Juri Vips..

Seriously Vips vs Lawson has been bugging me because theyre like two peas in the same pod. Ill be happy if one of them gets it but i'll seethe if Daruvala or Iwasa get it

Who will crash first this weekend?

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jüri is a bigger guy than pierre, his sissifying games wont work on him

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A leaf probably

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Do you even need to ask

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I think it's time for another AlphaTauri double-dnf due to engine problems. Checo might eat shit too.

>first this weekend
It will be someone like Sainz or Vettel in practice. Latifi saves his for qualifying at the earliest

Pierre is definitely a submissive mfer in bed. He uses Yuki so he can dominate him due to the height differencials. Now Vips comes along and Pierre is the bitch in the bromance

he does, marko already confirmed they have something similar to what vette used in 2014 to go to ferrari

>ynr ROKiT-Williams Formula One team

For me? Its EddBottas

Whos going to be the next Aero meme machine maker after Adrian Nuui retires?

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Mike krack

When Newey retires, air wins.

If Alpine gets more reliable, Red Bull will yet again lose a chance at getting Fernando to drive for them
They've been trying for 14 years to get him and the energy drink hasn't been alluring enough

>He only earns 20k
Grim

Well fellas i made a deal with the devil and finally got the gf to agree to cosplay as Asuka for me, now the trick is not to lose my cooming streak over the thought of dressing up like this. The catch is that i have to cosplay as Loki with cat ears
F1 related because Sharl puts on maid outfits for his woman

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You are lying, show us a picture of the costumes if you're telling the truth.

14 years?

red bull will win

It was just tonight, it is also an LDR.
I don't lie, plus it is Ramadan

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>feet pic
>only one foot, blurry
fucking useless bitch

Based lad... next time ask to cosplay Princess Leia

youtube.com/watch?v=HHWP-42W4ms

what the FUCK did I just watch

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She's famous for being a massive whore too, guy on /s/ said she'd fuck just about anyone, not sure if it's his fantasy or actually true
What a fantastic idea Irishbro, any more suggestions?

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imagine the meme machine we'd get with newey's aero autism combined with Uncle Mattia's /superfast/ engine autism

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>She's famous for being a massive whore too, guy on /s/ said she'd fuck just about anyone, not sure if it's his fantasy or actually true
Some famous cosplay girl I'm guessing?

Correct. She's sexy as fuck though

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Fat, VPNorwgeian user will not be pleased.

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i wanna fuck that blondie in the back

those are men

the phone is ringing, /f1/
this is your last chance

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i look like leclerc if he was 40 and had a bottle of wine every weekend instead of being a wdc. i envy his youth and devotion to a craft neither of which i possess.

dude i will be a runner idgaf i will work my way up to whatever position you want to give me. i will kill people who the drivers dont like looking at their gfs in the nightclubs.im that guy.

youtube.com/watch?v=ETEg-SB01QY

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>Hey Mattia I got Charles watch

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA