/heem/ back from vacation edition

The Father, The Son and The Heemy Spirit

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idk what u mean

I just realized Colby’s getting heemed by Khamzat or will blatantly duck. Either way his career is over

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i almost never drop boys but Jiri is heckin donezo if he gets heemed by glover.

one of these isn't like the others

Realistically how much could you make by selling this sort of gay porn?

Please remove Gane

Who, gane??

Jiri isn't stupid enough to fuck with Turinabol. I'm sure he has top people around him who are keeping his juice levels in check on anything but Turinabol. Turinabol is for quick fix gambling retards who are asking to get caught.

I just realized that
Why does it have to be like this, bros?

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He’ll duck and just try to get money fights from now on until snoozeman retires or someone else becomes champ (khamzat)

0 heems

Who is the realest fighter in the UFC?

For me it's Sasha Trusova

So how does doping really work in the UFC? How come some get caught and some don't? How is it possible for Usman to not get caught? Do they use some special unknown drugs that don't show in the tests or that Usada leaves out on purpose? Is it everything straight up fake and just a farse put up by the UFC? But then how do you explain some still getting caught? Why the fuck would they allow Jones to get caught? Or TJ? Do the athletes know in advance when they're tested so they prepare? Is that even possible? Usman has been tested like 50 times or something

heemy spirit confirmed in his last fight

the money isn't in the porn, it's getting rich gay dudes to pay you money to gain weight

thought he wanted to transition into WWE anyway
so basically he'll be losing staged fights against Logan Paul instead

>have to watch kookies get knocked by andrade out all week in every ufc post and video
:(

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It’s all an act. There is no USADA

ayo why did bobert duck vettori

cope

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Tony

let's go tony

How do you know this, brazza?

>More dip than chip
/heem/, what do you do in this precocious scenario?

None

i can't go on twitter anymore

I need to suck on them titties. Seriously, I hope I get to do this by the end of this year.

Kevin Holland

oh i remember soiril gayne he heemed uhhhhh and ummmm

If you're less than 200lbs you're not a real man.

HEEMINDER
BKFC STARTS IN 1 BONG 25 BINGS

*enters the thread*
>you hear thumping
>'whats that sound?'
heh. let me show you

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Thanks bro

Max

Being over 200lbs doesn't count if youre over 17% body fat though

He flushed Poois and permaheemed Ngubu (he's basically a paraplegic now).

When you notice you have extra dip, you just gotta go a little heavier on the dip.

If you are under 6'2 you're not a real man

Have fun with heart disease, hypertension, and an early death you fat nigger

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booba

b-but i won....

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did Khamzat stock rise or fall after burns fight?

Post your TOP 5 boys right now, prove you arn't a cazzie

>Aldo
>Figgy
>Max
>Gamrot
>Chucky Olvies

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he lost to a cripple and couldn't heem even heem poois, he sucks chode

If you were born a male and are an adult you are a man, end of story.

>6' 205lb gymcel

Not tall enough and don't have a big enough frame to ever be a 'big guy' without roiding hard, bros. I'm ngmi.

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Unironically Conor

How likely is Sean to bring up the Pat x Rose scandal in a presser? Personally I think it would be hilarious

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Fall. He could have fought way better than he did

>kookies is back at ATT training for her comeback
>only to get sheemed stiff again
>this time with giant tits

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Yes it does. MASS is the only thing that matters. Bodyfat is irrelevant.

Do you think lesbian fighters get aroused by fighting other women?

ayo big man your ass is out

how many suicide notes have you guys written and deleted?

You are weak, scrawny, and small and you will cope and seethe about it, boy.

based

they will be gone come the weight cut

Im going to work out today

most good fighters get horny while fighting

These pollack whores make my willy HARD and I do NOT know why.

we giddit you're obese we giddit can we stop having this same conversation in every thread please

Like any sort of attempt at regulation and control, you can game the system. Like with whereabouts, it's been known that several fighters routinely give "inaccurate" whereabouts, meaning USADA won't find you for a few days. Certain areas of the world means you are less likely to be test by any affiliated local testing agents. Hell, you can even hide under an octagon like Jon did lmao. And yeah, having access/connections to better doctors & clandestine scientistbros helps avoid detection, but you can't ever be 100% certain

Post a single bigger chinlet than Cody

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>If you're less than 200lbs you're not a real man.

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id say neither, because we didn't really know how good he really was before that fight. Now we sort of know where he stands and he is verified as not a meme.

Most American thing i've ever read

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Ok you fat fucking faggot

You probably cant get your dick hard let alone see your dick underneath your fat tub of shit torso

>mass = fighting ability

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Zuluzinho must be the greatest MMA fighter of all time then

moraes. cody survived 5 rounds of rob font pillowfisting him, marlon got TKOd in 1

Ngubu was bluffing with that injury, he wanted to bait Gane into oblique kicks so he could catch him with his hands low and heem him. Unfortunately, Gane is too high IQ for that, and Francis had to transform into a wet blanket to secure points. As for Poois, he got spiritually heemed. Nothing comes close to being humiliated in front of millions of your fans.

not gonna happen sean only talks big on social media he'd never have the balls

>Colby’s getting heemed by Khamzat
Canzat couldn't even heem Nochinho.

the process is already well underway. super milker kookies is already gone

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fraudors best win

Skinnyfats arguing with fat fats ITT. Aesthetics and natural fighting ability and clarity of thought are all you need. I could easily take out a guy 6”3 as a guy under 5’8

Marlon is retired, he doesnt count

Post body so that we can laugh at you

These are some of the strongest men in the world.

Every single one is fat.

Every single one has an extremely high BMI and body fat percentage.

Not a single one is lean or has abs.

And you know what? It doesn't matter. Because all. That. Matters. Is MASS.

MASS is King.

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oh you're that mexitard who just copes 24/7

wait strickland actually came out and said it?

barry bros... we can't hide our misdoings anylonger...

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Are you a jacked Taiwanese boy?

Unless Poirier stops ducking the biggest money fight for him is Khamzat, so he'll take it.

She would be a 9 if she had a penis

Thor got pieced the fuck up by some no name boxer who weighed like 100lbs less than him

Didn't he say he wanted Russia to nuke america during one of the presser?

burns would heem cuckoldby

Based.

Thor got embarrassed in that footage when he sparred Connor

Strickland will be world Champion

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No idea tbqh

I accept your concession.

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Then why did thor cut so much weight and had abs when he actually fought?

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>we can't hide our misdoings anylonger
there's been multiple big expose articles written about Pat and Rose's relationship dating all the way back to 2014. no one in mma cares about pedo coaches. its well established that mma, especially jiu jitsu, is a hotbed for pedos and nobody involved cares

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Look at how dead her eyes are. She gets raped daily, most likely multiple times a day

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She would be a 10 if she had a penis

gayne will never be champ lol

B-beast grammar and syntax b. Y'on kratom, 8 espressos, and nicotine pouches for that clarity of thawlt? Un hunrid persint me too b

This "fat fuck" could literally rip every single UFC fighter below Middleweight in half through his raw MASS BASED POWER.

There is a reason weight classes exist. Because weight is the single most important determining factor in a fight.

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youtu.be/Bt5C1oLgjHw
New KK walkout song