>Sitting down in an empty public toilet cubicle taking a shit
>Some guy takes the stall next to me
>Feel awkward, so I try to break the ice and ask him if he likes movies
>He doesn't respond
>Start getting nervous, repeat my question but this time louder
>He says "not really"
>Ask him if he's heard of Drive
>He says "No"
>Feel kinda mad and hit the wall of the stall that he's on in a fit of rage
>Instantly regret it
>Say "Sorry"
>He doesn't respond
>Feel really bad
>Hold some money under the stall as a peace offering
>He doesn't take it
>Tell him to take it
>He says no
>Feel really freaked out so I wipe, get up and leave
>Wait outside the door of the toilet to apologise
>See him come out
>Say "I just want to apologise"
>He says "Fuck off"
Sitting down in an empty public toilet cubicle taking a shit
Adrian Hernandez
Brandon Roberts
wow that guy was a real jerk
Sebastian Roberts
Based fucking retard
Easton Hernandez
i hope the jews browsing Yea Forums for movie ideas put this scene in a movie
Levi Nelson
t. reddit
Oliver Thomas
my dad died this way in a mexican gas station.
Gabriel Lopez
kek. i wish this happened
Jaxson Fisher
great story, wish it happened
Gabriel Brown
Fuck you.
Jaxson Nelson
dont laugh at that
brainlet
Anthony Sanchez
Based autist
Hudson Wood
sure smells like incel in here
Nolan Ramirez
damn it's like most of my nightmares
Anthony Peterson
Jew here, this is going into the next Nolan kino
Aaron Phillips
That's just you
Adam Jackson
Maybe you should just stay inside, this situation was clearly too much for you friend
Tyler Fisher
have sex
Owen Turner
>Sitting down in an empty public toilet cubicle taking a shit
do american really do this?
I never shit outside of my house unless I can't hold it anymore and even then I try to not touch the seat with my ass
Austin Martinez
>Sitting down in an empty public toilet cubicle taking a shit
>Some city slicker takes the stall next to me
>Feel awkward, so I try to break the ice and ask him if he likes John Deere Apparel
>He doesn't respond
>Start getting nervous, repeat my question but this time louder
>He says "i got these shoes from Guatemala"
>Ask him if he's heard of Gucci
>He says "Cringe"
>Feel kinda mad and hit the wall of the stall that he's on in a fit of rage
>Instantly regret it
>Say "Sneed"
>He doesn't respond
>Feed really bad
>Hold some feed and seed under the stall as a peace offering
>He doesn't take it
>Tell him to take it
>He says no
>Feel really freaked out so I plant gummy bears, get up and leave
>Wait outside the door of the toilet to apologise
>See him come out
>Say "Sneed's Feed and Seed Formerly Chuck's"
>He says "Fuck and Suck off"
Benjamin Flores
Not everyone is a germaphobe OCD loser like you.
Brody Cook
One time I accidentally pissed on a stranger in a public bathroom when I was trying to piss on my friends foot for a laugh
Jaxson Brooks
>Do Americans really take shits? I just let the poop naturally fall out when Jafar is fucking my asshole
Cooper Flores
Used to be like you until I went to college. Now, with the social anxiety, I either go public toilet or I shit myself.
Logan King
>Seth Rogan: “laughs”
Landon Gutierrez
>be me
>taking a shit at the stalls in an arcade bar
>other guy takes stall next to me
>im really constipated just sitting there
>start to get bored, ask other guy through stall
>"sneed?"
>"what?"
>"SNEED"
>silence
>ahhh finally shitting
>wipe and sniff
>leave
Wyatt Morgan
will it have a hans zimmer score?
Austin Thomas
formerly constipated
Dominic White
yes during the plop sequence
Brandon Stewart
Seems like some of our friends here on Yea Forums may have a touch of the ol 'tism