GUYS I SAID DIE HARD IS MY FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS MOVIE GUUUYS DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME IT'S QUIRKY AND INTERESTING BECAUSE...

>GUYS I SAID DIE HARD IS MY FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS MOVIE GUUUYS DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME IT'S QUIRKY AND INTERESTING BECAUSE USUALLY PEOPLE SAY A CHRISTMASSY MOVIE BUT I SAY IT'S DIE HARD PAY ATTENTION TO ME GUYS

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Christmas movies tend to not be very good, especially compared to one of the best action movies ever.

Shut the fuck up.

lol chinese guys have small dicks

>Die Hard is my favorite Christmas movie, and The Boys is my favorite dark and gritty superhero deconstruction

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The best Christmas is your family's home videos of Christmas morning. If you do not have this you were raised by subhuman mongrels and it's no wonder the way you are.

this meme slays me lol

>Shut the fuck up.

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Yaaaaassss

For me, it's Jingle All the Way

>For me, it's Elf. I knew you could tell immediately.

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This but unironically

>the rugrats takes place in angelica's head!!
>ed, edd and eddy are in purgatory!!
>garfield is actually dying of starvation!!
>ash ketchum is really in a coma!!
>charlie brown has cancer!!
>donald duck has ptsd!!
>courage is really a normal dog, just the people he sees through his perspective seem like monsters!!

Holy toothpaste and spaghetti batman, this list really fucked me up.

Anyone got anymore?

Edit: Wow, I didn't expect this many replies, formerly (you)s!

I didn't know it was possible but this place is getting shittier

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Move the fuck over.

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Kek

OBSESSED

Brazil is the true Christmas movie

my parents are muslim

kill yourself IRL
kill yourself IRL
kill yourself IRL
kill yourself IRL
kill yourself IRL

yeah