STOP EATING MEAT
SAVE THE PLANET
STOP EATING MEAT
SAVE THE PLANET
Wtf is happening w his face
>Those pants
>That face
*inhales*
He took the call.
nigga looks like minecraft skin
His stylist did him dirty
The shape of his shoes/feet is also disorientating. I'm pretty sure Simon Cowell is just two little kids standing on each other's shoulders.
>how not to dress when you're five foot and under
>those tits
What did he mean by this?
damn George Michael looks like THAT?
hoo hoo I can't fucking breathe
For the love of god what the fuck happened
Was shis face 50% fat
His canthal tilt got modified from losing fat ffs
but can he play the piano
The shape of his shoes/feet is also disorientating. I'm pretty sure Simon Cowell is just two little kids standing on each other's shoulders.
He said he thinks he's an 11/10 and was an 8/10 before losing 10 pounds
>5'5
>man-boobs
>those dres overly long dress pants
>pointy shoes
Tell me he's being ironic.
Little stumpy legs
Scarier than anything A24 have done.
he is trying to power up to toms level
Simon cowell’s body is slumped over in epstein’s cell with the face entirely removed
He’s answered the call
the fuck is with his face
reminder that the loo-e thor-ox documentary confirms simon cowel is HOMOSEXUAL
kek
lol what doc is this?
>*gulp* Just a few more photos, tom... you can handle it... *pant* geez, can someone turn on the AC?
Tom Cruise next year
Is cruise slowly becoming a tomato? Is this the power of scientology?
Hollyweird is fucking insane and dreadful
why does he look so small
hes 5 fucking 8
he looks like a police sketch drawing now
You just answered your question
5'8 is above average
for you
Lol
you've got some explaining to do, mr bog
Oh, he went vegan? Well guaranteed he's going to look like a pile of dogshit in a few years if he keeps it up. Younger people can get away with eating vegan for a bit, but older people? Nah, dudes fucked.
>torso
this guy fucked his best friend's wife
and now is watching over his best friend's kid
>tfw you're not worthy enough to be assimilated by the bogs
>SAVE THE PLANET
I think you mean, ' save the human race'. The planet is fine and will be long after we humans have vanished.
The botox is melting
>I think you mean, ' save the human race'
we've survived worse shit