STOP EATING MEAT

STOP EATING MEAT

SAVE THE PLANET

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Wtf is happening w his face

>Those pants
>That face

*inhales*

He took the call.

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nigga looks like minecraft skin

His stylist did him dirty

The shape of his shoes/feet is also disorientating. I'm pretty sure Simon Cowell is just two little kids standing on each other's shoulders.

>how not to dress when you're five foot and under

>those tits

What did he mean by this?

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damn George Michael looks like THAT?

hoo hoo I can't fucking breathe

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For the love of god what the fuck happened

Was shis face 50% fat

His canthal tilt got modified from losing fat ffs

but can he play the piano

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The shape of his shoes/feet is also disorientating. I'm pretty sure Simon Cowell is just two little kids standing on each other's shoulders.

He said he thinks he's an 11/10 and was an 8/10 before losing 10 pounds

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>5'5
>man-boobs
>those dres overly long dress pants
>pointy shoes
Tell me he's being ironic.

Little stumpy legs

Scarier than anything A24 have done.

he is trying to power up to toms level

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Simon cowell’s body is slumped over in epstein’s cell with the face entirely removed

He’s answered the call

the fuck is with his face

reminder that the loo-e thor-ox documentary confirms simon cowel is HOMOSEXUAL

kek

lol what doc is this?

>*gulp* Just a few more photos, tom... you can handle it... *pant* geez, can someone turn on the AC?

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Tom Cruise next year

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Is cruise slowly becoming a tomato? Is this the power of scientology?

Hollyweird is fucking insane and dreadful

why does he look so small
hes 5 fucking 8

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he looks like a police sketch drawing now

You just answered your question

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5'8 is above average

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for you

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Lol

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you've got some explaining to do, mr bog

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Oh, he went vegan? Well guaranteed he's going to look like a pile of dogshit in a few years if he keeps it up. Younger people can get away with eating vegan for a bit, but older people? Nah, dudes fucked.

>torso

this guy fucked his best friend's wife
and now is watching over his best friend's kid

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>tfw you're not worthy enough to be assimilated by the bogs

>SAVE THE PLANET
I think you mean, ' save the human race'. The planet is fine and will be long after we humans have vanished.
The botox is melting

>I think you mean, ' save the human race'
we've survived worse shit