>*dun dun* D FENSE
>*dun dun* D FENSE
>*dun dun* D FENSE
>*dun dun* D FENSE
>*dun dun* D FENSE
do Americans really?
*dun dun* D FENSE
John Perez
Jeremiah Gonzalez
>inb4 rent free
Brayden Parker
>COME ON US SCORE A GOAL IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
>PUT THE BALL INTO THE NET AND WE'LL GO FREAKIN MENTAL!
Nathan Hall
american sports are so soulless its sad to see football being americanized more and more and losing its soul, only international football is still somewhat untainted
Cameron Martin
Unironically rent free
Cooper Barnes
*does a thunderclap*
Brandon Wright
we're advanced enough to know that defense wins championships. keep obsessing over goals.
Chase Morgan
>long and contrived chants...le good!
Andrew Brooks
fpbp
Jaxon Cruz
My old man said be an American
and I said bollocks you’re a cunt,
you’re a cunt.
We hate the yanks and they fuckin know it,
we hate the yanks and were gonna show it.
With /trans/-y and /cric/y, And old /f1/-y,
there the boys who’re gonna do us fine.
And if you support the yanks then
you’re a fat arsed bastard,
and you ain’t no friend of mine…
ALL TOGETHER NOW!
Noah Perry
nba crowd is terrible
Josiah Martinez
doopin mental*
Ayden Rodriguez
Imagine watching a sport on TV that isn't baseball. I can't even fucking imagine. Back and forth back and forth back and forth back and forth
Stand still, let me get a good look at your face. The announcers well say some things about you. Now we're buddies, hit the ball. :")
Gabriel Smith
baseball is entertaining
Let's Go Mets
Liam Sanders
LFGM
Elijah Bell
no they go
>u 'avin a giggle there m8?
>Ill bash yer head in ya pooftin wanka
Camden Richardson
I went to a British Basketball League game once and everyone there was doing the same thing.
>E-GULS! E-GULS! E-GULS!
>Eagles score
>D-FENSE! D-FENSE! D-FENSE!
>opponents score
Rinse and repeat
Justin Jackson
Kevin Johnson
kek good one lad
John Robinson
Hiro is a wanker
he wears a wankers hat
he was a 2chan bastard
and then a Nico cunt
he tried to sue Jim Watkins
but ended getting cucked
and when he goes on Yea Forums
he's called a slant-eye cunt
Connor Robinson
Jason Sanders
They ban to the left
they ban to the right
the jannies on Yea Forums
they do it for free!
Justin Richardson
cuck
Christopher Adams
Kevin Butler
HULLO HULLO
WE ARE THE Yea Forums BOYS
HULLO HULLO
YOU'LL KNOW US BY OUR MEMES
WE'RE UP TO OUR KNEES IN REDDIT BLOOD
SURRENDER OR YOU'LL DIE
FOR WE ARE THE Yea Forums user BOYS
Tyler Harris
I watch baseball and soccer only. Maybe the odd boxing match.
Julian Watson
Now its a shit old board to post on
its a crap hole to behold
When you read the post history
It's enough to make your heart grow sad
God damn MOOT
We no longer care about anything
only here to shitpost
because we only know that we'll never leave this site
and Yea Forums we'll be there
Samuel Torres
>go to basketball game
>nonstop rap music and corny D fense chants coming from the speakers
>everyone is on their phone or not paying attention
Bentley King
youtube.com
A single word chant at a baseball game has more meaning and effect than any epic poem these bongs string together
Sebastian Roberts
you've been kneeling for some dead nigger every game for two fucking years with no end in sight
sit down and stfu
Aiden Foster
What's wrong with D Fens?
Mason Ramirez
>all amerilards can do is chant one word because they aren't imaginative enough to come up with a good chance
ftfy
youtu.be
Bentley Barnes
I only hear this shit at basketball games and that may as well be the circus
Carter Edwards
Isaac King
Literally every American sport they chant:
>LET'S GO ____, _____.
In the same monotone cheer, any sport, any team.
It's so fucking souless it's disgusting
Leo Reed
youtu.be
Checkmate bongo
Brayden Wood
yes we really do
here's a video of us reacting to real atmosphere
youtube.com
Connor Green
God bless Dixie
Liam White
the video does the tomahawk chop no justice
>opposing pitcher getting RINSED
>manager goes out to the mound to calm down the pitcher
>all the lights turn off in the stadium
>drum noise starts playing
>cell phone lights turn on
>chant starts with a chop motion
way more kino than that gay viking clap
Juan Butler
>cued by a tv screen
Classic American moment
Dylan Peterson
ron get a new proxy you're above posing as a brit
Justin Cox
>handegg has no soul
Nathan Cooper
Excellent post
I hate American soccer fans so much, it’s unreal
Jace Reed
rent free paki
Easton Garcia
god the english are so fucking pathetic. you go to a game to watch a team, not sing songs like some faggot. there's a reason your country is irrelevant
Liam Scott
Who needs to sing when all you need to do is scream and make the enemy offense have to operate under 110dB of pure noise?
Andrew Hill
Isn’t the record holder for loudest stadium Arrowhead? A NFL stadium? Why are Brits and Americans so obsessed with each other?
Juan Clark
Yes, it's Arrowhead. You'd think the Xehawks would try to take it, but they don't want to expose their """fanbase""" as roofbabbies.
Aiden Taylor
As a Pakistani immigrant, I would appreciate if you toned down the racism
Christian Richardson
When you think about it, sports are so simple
Henry Russell
>*chants in seven nation army*
ok euros but that band is from detroit
Leo Rogers
cringe
Ryan Jones
Americans have plenty of good chants at sports events tho
youtu.be
Gavin Harris
Is this chant supposed to be satire? I can't fathom an instance where this would be played in any sporting event.
Ayden Morgan
why? why the fuck would you even do this?
Easton Walker
The Minnesota Vikings literally stole that lmao. Imagine being so soulless that you have to steal chants from different fucking SPORTS
Juan Carter
SOVL
James Morales
>euros ITT will never go to a good SEC football game
Jaxson Jackson
Every player has a song of their choice played on the PA system as they go up to bat, these days typically country music or reggaeton. Sometimes the walk-up song is a joke, like when someone got The Nutcracker to play as a prank to his teammate coming back from a groin injury.
A player on the bench for team was in a bad slump, so decided he decided "what the hell" and had Baby Shark played for him since his kids liked it, hoping for some luck. He hit a home run the day he used that song, so he kept using it. The team saw the song as a good luck charm, simply a way to lighten up and bring some cheer and chemistry. They went on to turn around an abysmal start of their season to win their first ever World Series riding off this song. It's only stupid if it doesn't work.
Caleb Scott
burgers explain yourselves
Jonathan Walker
>Every player has a song of their choice played on the PA system as they go up to bat
For fucks sake
Julian Thomas
>INDIVIDUALISM IS....LE BAD
kys srsly
Christopher Morales
Is it true that americans eat full meals at games?
Mason Ross
we have 3-course meals + dessert at sporting events
Gavin Mitchell
Was he cancelled over this?