ITT: Weird Foreign Titles
ITT: Weird Foreign Titles
Jeremiah Rivera
Angel Murphy
>The Fighting Sausage (Spain)
Benjamin Howard
Gallegos pendejos
William Stewart
>Crystal Rainforest
Ayden Cook
In our language it was called Lethal Trap
Connor Hernandez
No no user, it's Glass Trap
Justin Reyes
That's what he was called in german, too.
"Beverly Hills Ninja - Die Kampfwurst"
Samuel Cruz
but glass is amorphous and not crystalline REEEEEEEE
Oliver James
i remember every time i slept over at my old pals house, he'd have a huge poster of this daisy duke and i'd fap in his blankets and leave it.
I must've done this 20+ times. I wonder if his mom ever found the cumstains
Gavin Garcia
Are we making a comeback, lads?
Joshua Turner
What the fuck does that even mean? The Crazies and a Lot of Curves?
I guess that somewhat makes sense, it's a double entendre about Jessica Simpson's curves + the fact the Duke boys drive around curves, but it's still pretty dumb.
Lincoln Thompson
>Crystal Rainforest
"Jungla" means "Jungle", user.
Have you ever heard the term "concrete jungle" before?
Nicholas Scott
Wouldn't call it dumb. The pun works fine.
Leo Campbell
This
Always confused it with Lethal Weapon and thought it was a sequel or something.
Parker Stewart
>A todo gas
Evan Johnson
lmao
Zachary Sanchez
Instead of just changing their titles they should have banned those movies.
Foreign media, even more, American media has no place here.
Liam Rivera
kek
Liam Morris
>Mein Kampfwurst
Camden Morgan
DALE
Jaxson Clark
>rest of the world: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>Italy: Don't Open That Door
kino poster tho
Josiah Robinson
Basado
Tyler Foster
>Argentina: El loco de la motosierra (The Chainsaw Madman)
Isaac Collins
in brazil its called "hard to kill" because die hard sounds too euphemistic
Juan Flores
Wtf is wrong with spaniards. They really cant watch a movie unless it has a retarded title.
Jacob Torres
>die kampfwurst
Nicholas Murphy
>the 8th passenger is death
>the planet's name: death
>the final solution: death
>death gets resurrected
Jason Flores
In Japan it was called “Satan’s Sacrifice Victims” or some shit.
Charles Lee
more like "crystal jungle". Not a weird name tho
Aaron Campbell
The Fast and the Furious is called On Full Gas in Spain.
Isaiah Anderson
>"Jim Carrey is Mr. Dumber"
Leo Robinson
nem vagyunk szarok tesa
Tyler Turner
english: Seeking Justice
russian: The Hungry Rabbit Attacks
I googled and apparently it was former name of the movie(The Hungry Rabbit Jumps)
Daniel Ramirez
SUPER Satan No Ching Chong GO! Lucky 69
Jordan Fisher
> Guys we need a title for French people that sounds more american than the Hangover
> I got you
Lucas Martin
Spanish: Forget about me!
Elijah Murphy
>changing an English title for another English title
Why do Euros do this?
Ryder Clark
Lol, it sounds like a generic romcom.
Jason Cook
Frankenstein and the Monsters from Space
Samuel Jackson
That was the impression it gave (plus Jim Carrey). I wonder what normies expecting a safe rom-com thought about it.
Easton Bennett
Portuguese: the awakening of the mind
Joshua Barnes
How?
Jaxon Bennett
Spain*. It's called "Eternal Shining of a Mind Without Memories" in Hispanic America, which is closer to the original title.
Ryan Gonzalez
Jordan Carter
Its "Hard Nut" in russian.
Bentley Long
To be fair Shaun of The Dead doesn't translate very well since it's a reference to Dawn of The Dead
Adrian Anderson
Crystal Jungle is unironically a kino title
Leo Morris
There was a Frankenstein kaiju movie. Frankenstein was really popular in Germany, so the German versions of Godzilla movies claim that the monsters were created by Dr. Frankenstein, and the movies are often named after him.
Michael Harris
I only know about Whitecastle because of this film so if I feel this was necessary for non-American markets
Nolan Sullivan
Jaxson Thompson
I don't really see the difference
Brayden Kelly
spain is retarded, they all intentionally speak with a lisp, are they the worst motherland?
John Nguyen
In Italy we had it worse:
>The Dawn of the Demented Dead
Brayden Evans
white castle isn't even a national franchise. it's some shitty northeastern regional thing so it really wasn't necessary as most americans don't know it either
Thomas Harris
I actually really like that, better than the English titles.
It's a better euphemism for the xenomorphs, which the movies spend half of their lengths enforcing how deadly they are.
Kayden Carter
>are they the worst motherland?
Yes.
James Gutierrez
>tfw 90% sure i know exactly what tranny gangbang this is from
Jace Diaz
french: Intouchables
russian: 1+1
and then evil bastards translated unrelated french movie with the same main actor as "2+1"
Jack Bennett
I remember the Italian one being "If You Leave me, I'll Delete You" or something like that
Matthew Brown
more like 1 + 1/2
Josiah Clark
>If you dump me, I'll erase you
this is hands down one of the most retarded italian movie title translations
Cooper Howard
oddly poignant
Samuel Collins
Spaniard title changes are sometimes high kino. I'm particularly fond of "Centauros del Desierto" for "The Searchers".
Adrian Wood
true. nogs are subhuman.
Parker Lewis
>Centauros del Desierto
General Francisco Villa??
Anthony Parker
It sounds especially bad here because it was part of a cancerous trend that probably started with "Runaway bride", the '90s romcom with Julia Roberts and Richard Gere.
It was titled "If you run away, I'll marry you" in italian and it was hugely successful, so in the next years the distributors applied the same title formula to many other foreign movies ("If you do this, I'll do that")
Robert Mitchell
kek
Jacob Edwards
What do you think?
Kayden Roberts
I can't be the only one that noticed this on that guys tongue too. What does it mean?
Christopher Rogers
eterno resplandor de una mente sin recuerdos
Brayden Walker
>Misión Rockstar en Latinoamérica >Todo Sobre Mi Desmadre en España
Jason Anderson
I'm American and I didn't know what White Castle was until I went to college. I hadn't seen the movie at that point, I thought it was some stoner joke I didn't get.
Bentley Edwards
Basado and castellanopilled
Mason Thomas
Enbrucio Guillermo protagoniza Bosque de Cristal
>In Spanish
>Dos colgaos muy fumaos
>Dos Colgaos muy fumaos 2: fuga de Guantanamo
>Two stoned potheads
>Two stoned potheads: escape from guantanamo
>Pic Related
>Dreaming, dreaming... I triumphed ice-skating
Liam Hughes
>No me las toquen (Hispanoamérica)
>#SexPact (España)
Nicholas Hughes
What does even "get him to the Greek" means?
Matthew Roberts
BASED
Parker Harris
>Freddy the Stoner
Owen Cooper
>El Autobús que Tenía que ir Rápido
Benjamin Gray
>Todo Sobre Mi Desmadre en España
A take on the Almodovar film All About My Mother?
"desmadre" is something like "blast" or "trip", right?
Luke Green
The Greek Theater is a concert venue in Los Angeles. It's not even like top 5 most famous ones. Instead of "Get Him to Madison Square Garden" it would be more akin to "Get Him To Webster Hall" or something
Jaxson Robinson
Julian Torres
>>El Autobús que Tenía que ir Rápido
lmao is that real?
Xavier Myers
Germany has a weird thing for Frankenstein and Showa Godzilla movies.
Also, I’m a Spaniard. Ask me anything about stupid Spanish title translations. Also, in my defense, Latin America had stupid title translations too.
Alexander James
>raton de biblioteca
Joshua Roberts
No
Logan Kelly
Makes sense since "Get Him to the Greek" is based on an English saying or something as far as I know and it can't be easly translated. "Todo sobre mi desmadre" is a pun on Pedro Almodóvar's Todo sobre mi madre.
Jacob Jones
i think that's the spanish translation of the famous simpson joke
>I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.”
Samuel Hernandez
Sadly, no. The Spanish title for Speed is Máxima Potencia, which translates to Full Power, which isn’t that far off considering the Latin American title translates to Full Speed.
Benjamin Gutierrez
wtf i love Die Hard 4
Landon Sullivan
that's so dumb
Jackson Murphy
Joseph Wood
Exactly. It’s likely that that’s where the misconception comes from.
Chase Perry
Kek
Tyler Sanders
>UNIQUE STUNT BONUS
Ryder Kelly
>famous
why do spics worship the simpsons?
Daniel Gutierrez
The spanish title for speed, is Speed: máxima potencia
Joseph Scott
The bus that had to go fast?
Angel Cooper
Mexico did a similar thing with this movie
>Y tú abuelita también (Y tú mama también)
Nathaniel Mitchell
Do people not realise that die hard does not mean that you die in a hard way? Die hard is a metal casting process. Die hard metal does not flex or bend, it shatters. There is no compromise or room for adjustment, you either get it perfect or you fuck it up completely.
Jaxon Reyes
one of the first mainstream shows to get a really good Latin American translation
the translation was arguably better than the English
its a popular show and Latins have a very similar humor
Jace Collins
Jajajajajajajaja
Dominic Ward
callate puto panchito con tu arturito y tus putas mierdas te piso el cuello
Cameron Walker
Spain's title? "Red Telephone? We're Flying Off to Moscow!"
Ian Williams
1 + 3/5
Camden Clark
SEETHING
Jordan Jackson
>Not calling it "Over my dead body"
Bentley Jenkins
What is that supposed to be?
Thomas Thompson
>that era when Hollywood was remaking old tv shows
Fuck you for reminding me about this, Why are these kikes so fucking lazy?
Austin Howard
Yes. I just fucking said that, smartass.
Mason Hughes
>tfw it's true
Camden Russell
* 3/5
Sebastian Jackson
No you dont fucking idiot
>The Spanish title for Speed is Máxima Potencia, which translates
Jackson Price
man, just shut the fuck up nigga.... like seriously...
Lucas Scott
Holy fuck the title is so much cooler now.
Noah Perry
"library mouse"
that's the same as bookworm in english
Charles Harris
Thanks for time travelling back from 2011 to bring us that image OP
Blake Campbell
"ratón de biblioteca" translates to "library mouse" what the Anglos call a "book worm".
Michael Nguyen
dukes is written as duques in spanish, retard
Brayden Wright
JAJAJAKAK BASADO
Joshua Russell
>US: The Producers
>Italy: Please Don't Touch the Old Ladies
wut
Isaiah Ross
In swedish this one is called "Key to freedom"
Michael Sullivan
ITT: Retards that don't understand translation and marketing.
Carter Carter
In Italy it's "The wings of freedom"
super generic boring ass title
Asher Howard
What's the joke?
Carson Edwards
I understand it, but some titles are just ridiculous.
Luke Hill
in Spain is "Life imprisonment"
Lucas Miller
Correct, it's called 'Akuma no Ikeie' which would mean Sacrifices to the Devil.
I've seen many strange titles living in Japan.
Evil Dead 3/Army of Darkness being called 'Captain Supermarket' is quite a memorable one.
'The Thing' is also 'Yuusei kara no Butai X', which could be translated as 'Thing X from Another World'.
Levi Thomas
>My Journey to Zihuatanejo
Thomas Hall
The Titel has nothing to do with Die casting
The Original Titel was Nothing lasts forever but that sounded hella gay so they asked the writer of Lethal Weapon for the titel of his Script The Last Boy Scout - Die Hard and ended up only using the Die Hard like in Old habbits die hard.
Ian Green
The japanese titles for the Fast and Furious films are pretty great.
>Wild Speed (The Fast and the Furious)
>Wild Speed X2 (2 Fast 2 Furious)
>Wild Speed X3 Tokyo Drift (The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift)
>Wild Speed MAX (Fast & Furious)
>Wild Speed Mega MAX (Fast Five)
>Wild Speed Euro Mission (Fast & Furious 6)
>Wild Speed Sky Mission (Furious 7)
>Wild Speed Ice Break (The Fate of the Furious)
>Wild Speed Super Combo (Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw)
Jayden Ortiz
Lots of them are ridiculous, but if you look at the time when it was translated and the public its oriented you'd understand why "two madmen and lots of curves" would sell more than "the dukes of hazzard" in a country like Spain.
Lincoln Perry
this one's called "Escape Dreams" in Mexico.
Jose Parker
>US: Jeremiah Johnson
>Italy: Red Crow you won't have my scalp
it doesn't even make sense in the context of the movie
I guess they just went for the spaghetti western style title
Grayson Jackson
Aiden Baker
Haha i like that one
Jason Lee
why is every italian title a fucking meme phrase? lmao like something a clown would say at a kids party
Jackson Gomez
>"They're dropping "The" from the title, boss. Is this the series finale?"
>"Looks like it. Let's call it Wild Speed MAX, like the maximum limit of the series"
Years later
>"..."
>"....Lets just call it MEGA MAX. They had to stop somewhere, so this had to be the very end of the line. Lots of the plot are solving."
Years later
>"...Fuck it. Just give it some bullshit name. Like Mission or Super Combo"
John Reyes
Basado
Logan Jones
For some reason we like meme phrases and long titles. I have dozens of these. This is one of my favorites:
>France: Domicile Conjugal (Truffaut film)
>Italy: Let's not overdramatize! That's just a cuckoldry thing
Wyatt Watson
>you'd understand why "two madmen and lots of curves" would sell more than "the dukes of hazzard" in a country like Spain.
explain it then, wise one
Chase Hughes
Spain is known for their ridiculous title translations. The Fast and the Furious is known as "A todo gas" or "On Full Gas", so user is making a Holocaust joke, y'know the gas chambers and such, hence the Schindler's List poster.
Isaac Bell
spaniards are retards
Brody Martin
cállate puta
Sebastian Morgan
Portugal.
>The Girl Who Played With Fire - The Lass Who Dreamed of a Gallon of Gasoline and Matches.
>Inglourious Basterds - Lawless Assholes.
>The Fast and the Furious - The Furious Speed.
>Toy Story - Toy Story: The Rivals.
>Die Hard - Skyscrapper Heist.
>The Ring - The Warning.
>Evil Dead - Dead Comes by Morning.
>Beverly Hills Cop - The Cop Hunter.
>The X-Files - Secret Folders.
>Unbreakable - The Protected One.
>Dumb and Dumber - Two Idiots at Large.
>Balls of Fury - Don't You Touch Me in the Balls.
>The Goodfellas - All Good Boys.
>Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - The Awakening of the Mind.
>Ferris Bueller's Day Off - The King of Slackers.
>Knocked-Up - Lots of Bad Luck.
>Piranhas II - Piranha: The Vampire Fish.
>Body Snatchers - The Invasion Of The Violators.
>Reservoir Dogs - Rascal Dogs.
>Inception - The Origin.
>The Expendables - The Mercenaries.
>Despicable Me - Gru, The Whiny.
>Strangers on a Train - The Stranger from North Express.
>White Men Can't Jump - Whitey Can't Nail It.
>At the Mouth of Madness - The Devil's Bible.
>Planet of the Apes - The Man who Came From the Future.
>Vertigo - The Woman Who Lived Twice.
Joseph Cox
shut up retard
Jack Richardson
>Ferris Bueller's Day Off - The King of Slackers.
That's improvement on the title, though.
Christopher Morgan
>Planet of the Apes - The Man who Came From the Future
from Portugal's point of view, I guess
Noah Garcia
>The Furious Sneed.
Juan Campbell
>Inception- Origen(Origin)
>Brightburn- El hijo(The son)
Ian Jones
>Wild Speed Super Combo
sounds like a McDonald's meal
Andrew Nguyen
Some genuinely good ones.
>Ferris Bueller's Day Off - The King of Slackers (Portugal)
>At the Mouth of Madness - The Devil's Bible (Portugal)
>The Deer Hunter - Those That Go Through Hell (Germany)
>The Big Country - From The Land Men Are Born (Brazil)
>Giant - And Thus Marches Humanity (Brazil)
>There Will Be Blood - Black Blood (Brazil)
>Heaven Can Wait - The Devil Said "No" (Brazil)
>To Kill or Not to Kill? - God Made Man, Man Made the Colt (Brazil)
>Boogie Nights - Games of Pleasure (Argentina)
>American History X - Prisoner of Hate (Poland)
Jordan White
a few italian ones:
>Evil Dead - Dead Comes by Morning
The House
>The Goodfellas - All Good Boys
Those Good Boys
>Knocked-Up - Lots of Bad Luck
Very Pregnant
>Reservoir Dogs - Rascal Dogs
The Hyenas
>The Expendables - The Mercenaries
same
>Vertigo - The Woman Who Lived Twice
same - basically a spoiler
Elijah Powell
Terminator - Electronic Murderer.
The poster is pretty kino though.
Cameron Jackson
There Will Be Blood is called "Bloody Oil" in Mexico, "Wells of Ambition" in Spain, "The Oilman" in Italy, and "Black Blood" in Brazil (of course lmao).
Grayson Adams
Brazil.
>The Nightmare Before Christmas - The Strange World of Jack.
>Annie Hall - Neurotic Groom, Nervous Bride.
>I Love You, Alice B. Toklas! - The Crazy Man Who Went Mad.
>King Creole - Bloody Ballad.
>Journey to Shiloh - Six Won't Return.
>Smokey and the Bandit - Catch Me If You Can.
>Smokey and the Bandit 2 - I'll Catch You This Time.
>Smokey and the Bandit 3 - You Won't Escape This Time.
>Ocean's Eleven - Eleven Men and One Secret.
>Ocean's Twelve - Twelve Men and Another Secret.
>Ocean's Thirteen - Thirteen Men and One More Secret.
>The Fly - The White-Headed Fly.
>The Big Country - From The Land Men Are Born.
>Giant - And Thus Marches Humanity.
>No Country For Old Men - Where the Weak Have No Say.
>There Will Be Blood - Black Blood.
>Rebel Without A Cause - Problem Youth.
>Shane - The Brute Also Love.
>Heaven Can Wait - The Devil Said "No".
>Leatherheads - Love Has No Rules.
>Mad Money - Crazy For Love, Addicted to Money.
>Zack and Miri Make a Porno - If It Pays, It's OK.
>Scream - Panic.
>Scary Movie - Everyone In Panic.
>Date Movie - A Not So Romantic Comedy.
>Epic Movie - Hollywood Gone Crazy.
>Meet the Spartans - Spartasses.
>Dance Flick - She Dances With My Penis.
>Forrest Gump - Forrest Gump: The Storyteller.
>Pulp Fiction - Pulp Fiction: Times of Violence.
>Apollo 13 - Apollo 13: From Disaster to Triumph.
>Se7en - Se7en: The Seven Capital Crimes.
>Michael Collins - Michael Collins: The Price of Freedom.
>Erin Brokovich - Erin Brokovich: A Talented Woman.
>Moulin Rouge - Moulin Rouge: Love in Red.
>Sunshine - Sunshine: Solar Alert.
>Funny People - What Are You Laughing At?
>Knocked-Up - Slightly Pregnant.
>Horrible Bosses - I Want To Kill My Boss.
>Fargo - Fargo: A Comedy of Errors.
>Saw - Deadly Games.
>Halloween - Halloween: The Night of Fear.
>Pretty in Pink - The Girl in Bright Pink
>Sixteen Candles - Babes and Studs.
>The Breakfast Club - Club of Five.
>Taxi Driver - Taxi Driver: Taxi Driver.
Thomas Ramirez
Is that polish?
polish film posters are very well-known for being kino af
Connor Jones
Rosemary's Baby was titled "The Devil's Seed" in Spain, thus spoiling the movie.
Parker Taylor
>Horrible Bosses - I Want To Kill My Boss.
the marketing guy was projecting LMAO
Joseph Green
Rita hayworth - key to freedom is the finnish title.
Aaron Morgan
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Aaron Baker
Because different cultures respond to different stimulus at different times.
Do you title it Los duques del Pelligro, trying to also adapt every single instance of the name in the movie, along with translating all possible puns?
Título de Mierda y a mamar.
Título de Mierda 2: la lamida
Título de Mierda 3: mamada y lamida se comió la tradusida.
Jaxon Morgan
Yep, but it's a dying art when it comes to film. Barely any new movies get that classic polish poster anymore, even the polish ones. I guess it's still relatively common in the theater, opera and the musicals but other than that it's mostly set aside to art galleries and tourist shops.
Justin Robinson
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I like these threads.
Charles Morales
The 60's were a tough time for portuguese translators/distributors, man.
Jaxon Rivera
Debi e Loide FTW
Jason Gray
>Lethal Trap
Cooper Miller
relevant video about polish movie posters
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Dylan Brown
>Now there's pepperoni in the crust, and I'v gotta eat mine the wrong way.
Eli Thompson
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I BANNED THEM FOR MOOT'S DOLLAR
AND THAT FAGGOT PAID ME WELL
FARE THEE WELL FAIR user
FAIR THEE WELL DON'T BAN EVADE
MY POCKETS THEY ARE JINGLING
WITH THE MONEY I HAVE MADE
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Cameron Perez
>ITT: Some faggot pretends to be smart in a fun and interesting thread
Andrew Wright
Arturito is a spanish name. What are you on about?
Jacob Peterson
Willie had a hard time there in the 90s, I'm pretty sure Waylon gave him everything Pizza Hut paid him.
en.wikipedia.org
How owed a little bit of money.
Mason Sanchez
who the hell let Yea Forums in here?
Hudson Sullivan
10/10 reference my friend. Also sneed
Jayden Harris
>>Meet the Spartans - Spartasses.
Wtf that's actually better
Justin Allen
Tom green’s not a stoner in that movie. And his names not Freddie either, Freddie is his brother’s name.
Michael Anderson
Why'd she have to get so fat?
Kayden Sanders
>giving away the twist in the title
Austin King
This is a simpsons joke
Jacob Wilson
Army of Darkness
Captain Supermarket
Charles Price
>Remy’s Delicious Restaurant
Lucas Thomas
>eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
>eterno resplandor de una mente sin recuerdos (Latin America)
>olvidate de mi (spen)
Oliver Miller
Spain's title is better.
Noah Harris
how does this even happen? Is the language just not equipped to at least try and translate that shit?
Gavin Long
This is my favourite, it means all together passionately
Adam Rogers
>Grandpa Carl’s Flying House
Kevin Rodriguez
Wrong.
James Hughes
Parker Gutierrez
it's Escape From Shawshank in Russia
Mason Anderson
Kayden Roberts
forgot pic because I'm gay
Elijah Cox
It is equipped. Marketing faggots just ruin everything.
Justin Watson
Captain America is called First Avenger in Russian because the distributors were afraid that Russians wouldn't watch a movie called Captain America.
Brody Hill
Jeremiah Morgan
>the cure of the first moon
much better than the original in this case tbf
Cooper Ortiz
curse*
Nathan Martin
t. sploin
Christian Reyes
is this real??
Hudson Cruz
every cure is a curse if you really think about it
Adam Carter
"Die Slowly"
German
Carson Butler
yeah
Benjamin Roberts
>he things a bad translation it´s a better translation
fuck off, go try to not lose Catalunya
Wyatt Rogers
"Really best friends" in German
Bentley Brooks
spanish title is objectively better from a marketing point
hollywood flicks are about making money not making art, retard
Easton Gomez
"The Convicts" in German
Isaiah Rogers
>teléfono rojo
>film is in black and white
Colton Carter
>esotsp=the avengers
Jonathan Rodriguez
Italian genre films always have wild titles.
>Kill the Fatted Calf and Roast It
>Holy God, Here Comes the Passatore!
>Your Vice Is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key
>What Am I Doing in the Middle of a Revolution?
>The Bloodsucker Leads the Dance
>Even Angels Eat Beans
>The Red Queen Kills Seven Times
>What Have They Done to Your Daughters?
>2019, After the Fall of New York
Ryder Martinez
>foreign film
>title is in english
Jose Kelly
So you admit Spaniards have a nigger tier intellect and can't handle a title closer to the original but instead a cringy romcom tier title? Nice once, retard.
Logan Moore
Viva España
Carter Phillips
In latinoamerica is "Dreams of Freedom"
Easton Wilson
The Hangover: Sausage Party in Vegas
Inception: Beginning
Captain America: First Avenger
World War Z: War of the Worlds Z
Walk the Line: Cross the Line
Death Proof: Proof of Death
Now You See Me: An Illusion of Deception
Lost: To Stay Alive
Die Hard: Tough Nut
The Men who Stare at Goats: Crazy Special Forces
Hot Fuzz: Purportedly Badass Cops
The Other Guys: The Cops from Deep Reserves
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil: Killing Holidays
Men of Honor: War Diver
No Strings Attached: More than Just Sex
Shark Tales: Underwater Mafia
Over the Hedge: Forest Mafia
Public Enemies: Johnny D.
Cloverfield: Monstro
Aiden Perry
>>What Am I Doing in the Middle of a Revolution?
wew
Luis Walker
Some mad dictator order the simpsons be on 24 hours a day.
Wyatt Ward
>World War Z: War of the Worlds Z
>Walk the Line: Cross the Line
>Death Proof: Proof of Death
totally missing the point of the titles LMAO
>Shark Tales: Underwater Mafia
Over the Hedge: Forest Mafia
of course
Colton Brown
>Latin America
TV show: Comando Especial
Movie: Comando Especial
>Spain
TV show: Nuevos Policías
Movie: Infiltrados En Clase
WTF Spain, did you get amnesia?
Christopher Campbell
Una vela
Thomas Ramirez
Perdidos en Tokio (Lost in Tokyo) in hispanoamerica
Jaxson Wood
Spain has amnesia, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and autism all at the same time
Jonathan Roberts
>Walk the Line: Cross the Line
how are people getting paid for this
William Robinson
Que sos puto.
Ethan Evans
I like the irony in translating that title differently. Good one.
Jack Thompson
>dude there’s a good reason the titles are so fucking stupid
Is it because the marketers and the market are fucking stupid?
Jace Collins
In Brazil, "Closer" became "Closer: Perto Demais", which is literally "Closer: Too Close".
Grayson Perez
>totally missing the point of the titles LMAO
Check this one out
>Moonraker: Moonracer
Luke Flores
When I was a kid I used to think that the movie was about two adults that literally got lost in Tokyo and didn't know how to come back.
Jack Parker
Sing mir das lied vom Tod
Evan Long
I guess we found out which one is dumb and which is dumber
Adrian Perry
The Blob is called "Steve McQueen's Ultimate Crisis" in Japan.
Elijah Martin
*Spiel
Its a totally different title, but I always liked it
Joshua Cox
Nathaniel Sanchez
haven't seen the producers in a while but wasn't there a one off joke about one of the guys fucking old people to secure funding? I'm guessing that is what the title is referencing
Camden Hall
tu español es una mierda, me cago en tu puta madre
Jacob Brown
these are kino titles I like Black Blood and God made man , man made the cult and prisoners of hate the most
Christopher Gray
black blood is just huezil projecting their nog genes onto a foreign movie title
Jayden Cooper
I came here to post that, based
Nathan Evans
Polak here, let's go:
>Terminator
Electronic Murderer
>Die Hard
Glassy Trap
>American History X
The Prisoner of Hate
>Dirty Dancing
Spinning Sex
>Million Dollar Baby
At All Cost
>Duplex
The Old Lady Must Disappear
>Desperate Housewives
Ready For Anything
>Prison Break
Condemned To Death
>Phantasm
Murderous Balls
>Panic Room
Refuge
>Married... With Children
World According To The Bundys
>Hannibal Rising
Hannibal. On The Other Side Of The Mask
>Boondock Saints
Saints From Boston
>Not Another Teen Movie
This Is Not Yet Another Movie For Morons
>Touching the Void
Waiting on Joe
>Crash
City of Wrath
>Eternal Sunshine Of Spotless Mind
In Love With No Memory
>Lord of War
Master of Life And Death
>Fight Club
Underground Circle
Dylan James
KEK
Cooper Scott
What is it with braindead ESLs and needlessly adding a second part to the title?
Justin Hughes
LMAO
Asher Taylor
>Whitey Can't Nail It
Eli Ward
Lincoln Cruz
Alexander Morales
No. You die, but hard.
Ryan Allen
I think you're answering your own question multiple different ways.
Juan Roberts
yeah, there's something like that just at the beginning of the movie, but it's still a weird title
Levi Barnes
Unironically kekked
Oliver Howard
Sweden was notorious for coming up with shitty translations until around the 2000s
>Fawlty Towers = Pang i Bygget ("A Bang in the Building")
>Airplane! = Titta, vi flyger ("Look, we're flying")
>Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back = Stjärnor utan hjärnor ("Stars without brains")
>Once Upon a Time in the West = Harmonica: En Hämnare ("Harmonica: An Avenger")
Lincoln Parker
In China, they changed the title of Zathura: A Space Adventure into Jumanji 2: Zathura.
It kind of makes sense since the book it is based on is a sequel to Jumanji but the movie isn't a sequel to Jumanji.
In France, the title is Spartatouille.
Eli Nguyen
fug
Connor Harris
lmao
Dominic Garcia
I only know about White Castle because of the Beastie Boys.
Jose Allen
Airplane! in Brazil is Fasten Your Seatbelts, The Pilot's gone missing. Weirdly descriptive.
James Cox
>Inglourious Basterds - Lawless Assholes.
Based Portugal
Benjamin Hall
>Fawlty Towers = Pang i Bygget ("A Bong in the Building")
Parker Hall
so what the fuck is wrong with spain?
Jacob Foster
>kampfwurst
my fucking sides
Josiah Brown
>What Have They Done to Your Daughters?
Owen Lee
>Rage comics in 2019
Let's do it!
Levi Turner
Japan does weird shit. Lived there for a year and a half, and renting movies was a bitch because the titles often had zero relation to their English titles.
This was just called
>Jackie Cogan
Kevin Lee
So, it’s suits it
Hudson Robinson
Brazil had the "Hour" fad in late 80's/early 90's horror movies.
>Nightmare on Elm Street - The Nightmare Hour.
>Fright Night - The Fright Hour.
>Re-Animator - The Living Dead Hour.
>Salem's Lot - The Vampire Hour.
>Silver Bullet - The Werewolf Hour.
>The Midnight Hour - The Horror Hour.
Basically The Nightmare Hour was really popular and all titles started chasing the trend.
Jaxon Ortiz
Are those real?
Better I think.
>Giant - And Thus Marches Humanity.
>No Country For Old Men - Where the Weak Have No Say.
>Fargo - Fargo: A Comedy of Errors.
>Knocked-Up - Slightly Pregnant.
Brandon Nelson
Yup, all real.
Have some television ones.
>Gilmore Girl - Like Mother, Like Daughter.
>30 Rock - A Very Crazy Guy on TV.
>Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - A Crazy Guy in the House.
>It's All Relative - Gay Couple.
>Birds of Prey - Catwoman.
>Smallville - Smallville: The Adventures of Superboy.
>Arrow - Archer.
>E.R. - Medical Shift.
>Third Watch - Life Angels.
>Baywatch - S.O.S. Malibu.
>MacGyver - Profession: Danger.
>Veronica Mars - The Young Spy.
>Gossip Girl - The Blogger Girl.
>House M.D. - Dr. House.
>Nip/Tuck - Aesthetic.
>Reunion - Six Friends, One Mystery.
>Family Guy - A Very Crazy Family.
>The O.C. - The O.C: A Stranger in Paradise.
>Everwood - A Second Chance.
>The West Wing - Backstages of Power.
>One Tree Hill - Shots of Life.
>Longmire - Sheriff Longmire
>The Big Bang Theory - Big Bang: The Theory.
>Hart To Hart - Couple 20.
>Get Smart - Agent 86.
>Land of the Lost - The Missing Link.
>Gilligan's Island - The Nutty Island.
>Bewitched - The Sorceress.
>I Dream of Jeannie - Jeannie is a Genie.
>The Fact's of Life - Living and Learning.
>The Wonder Years - Golden Years.
>Clueless - Preppy Girls From Beverly Hills.
>Chicago Fire - Heroes VS. Fire.
>Chicago P.D. - 21st District.
Julian Gray
>ExoSquad
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Jason Myers
>>The Big Bang Theory - Big Bang: The Theory.
I'm glad they corrected this. The original title is far too confusing.
Juan Thomas
now we know why was this movie so important to him
Landon Jones
kekeado
Carson Rodriguez
In México it was called "What happened yesterday?" :v