Seinfeld episode ideas

Kramer invents Silly Bands

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Jerry gets rejected on Tinder for the millionth time so he commits suicide by shooting himself in the chest with a shotgun. He does it in public and the entire crowd gathers around and snaps photos/videos of it and reposts it to Twitter/Facebook long before it ever ends up on Liveleak or Bestgore.

>george gets constantly ignored on tinder and turns into a incel
>jerry gets into a feud with a local hipster coffee shop after making fun of one of the (male) baristas hairstyles
>Kramer try’s to join in with a blm protest but ends up making fun of the protesters on accident

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George got smiggbobbed

Kramer gets addicted to a new MMORPG

George attempts becoming a comedian and says Nigger on Jimmy Fallon

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Why is everyone proposing episodes of Kramer and nobody cares about Elaine (the only female character?)

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>LOOK AT DIS JERRY, THEY LOOK LIKE ANIMALS, KIDS ALL OVER THE WORLD WILL WANT EM, GONNA BE A MILLIONAIRE JERRY, A MILLIONAIRE

Elaine sell bathwater

I know it’s a meme but ngl Jerry looking fresh tho [8^0]

elaine open insta

george gets gamers to rise up

Jerry joins a vegan cult for a girl. Leaves when he finds out they believe in Flat Earth.

GEORGE BUY CYPTO

would watch

George tried adderal

Jerry meets a girl that kinda looks like a guy in a gay bar where he had a show, he thinks that she might be trans, but still hooks up with her. mid episode discussing with the gang how to know if she's a trans or not, discussion ends with the point that it's don't matter if she's trans. It's sex time, she gets naked, she's cis woman, Jerry makes the noise of surprise, explains himself, "you thought I was a man?"
paw chi pa pa wow starts playing

SMOKE THIS PEN JERRY IT RELAXES YA MUSCLES AND IT REALLY JUST CHILLS YOU OUT BRUH DONT BE A PUSSY IM HELPIN YOU OUT

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JERRY
I'M GONNA SAY IT

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What are you gonna say?

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kramer bitcoi n

elaine post feet

Unironically, if they ever do a "get together" special, this should be a plot point

hah, I understood that reference

Kramer quits smoking cigars, becomes addicted to Juul.

Elaine becomes webcammer

kramer does a mass shooting

Jerry owns PS4

Newman owns Switch

THROW HIS ASS OUT THROW HIS ASS OUT! HE'S A NIGGER HE'S A NIGGER A NIGGER LOOK THERE A NIGGER!

George runs into an ex-girlfriend. She's now a trans-man, and he keeps trying to get her into a situation where she bares her arms so he can see her forearm scar, and thus can figure out how big her dick is.

Weird obsession with trannys you have for a not-so-funny joke.

>forearm scar
Explain.

>i'd fuck a hot woman
thanks for contributing

One post doesn't equal an obssession

krame uber

They make a dick out of the flesh of their forearm.

jery ipad

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georg trany

Seinfeld and friends crossover

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JERRY
THESE NIGGERS
ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY

>that Seinfeld/Mad About You crossover

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kramer inherits the building next door and tears it down to start an urban farm

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kramer says nword (nigger)

Jerry doesn’t buy an Ipad

G: She turned around after, and there it was.

J: It?

G: It.

G: She had a big one, Jerry. There was no way I could've seen it before...

J: You don't mean...

G: She was a TRANNY, JERRY. I had SEX with a MAN.

>she KEKED me jerry!
>she KEKED you!?
>she KEKED me!
*kramer enters
>GIDDY UP whats happening!
>George got cucked!
>George got KEKED?
>KEKED!

there's a million plots they could do, and it would all be better than the seventh season

>kramer uber jerry car
>george crypto kramer pump and dump
>george tinder no likes chad jerry get likes
>kramer becomes darknet vendor packages at jerrys house, newman delivers etc
>elaine hymen restoration surgery
>george twitch streamer gets stream sniped by kramer
>jerry gf's snapchat score high he suspicious
>she was fansonly and kramer was getting her snaps

Elaine get abortion

>DAE hate modern society, Web 2.0, social media, Zoomers, etc.

We have these threads all the time as though they're unique and groundbreaking opinions.

>George accidentally swipes left on Elaine
>Kramer joins the alt right
>Jerry goes on a date with a tranny
>Newman gets a new job (without pay) cleaning up threads on an anonymous image board

J: Well, I mean, it IS 2019...

G: 2019? This was more like 2030. It didn't even look feminine

J: Didn't even look feminine?

G: Not one bit! Hair, foreskin, veiny, the whole thing

J: Well, it couldn't hurt to try it? Think of it as a new experience in your otherwise dull life

G: ...Was that really needed? You know I'm I out of work at the moment, and you're telling me that the only way that I can enjoy my time is to get with a woman who has...one of THOSE...that doesn't even look feminine?!

J: Alright alright...Well maybe you could ask her to, I don't know...dress it up a bit?

G: It's not a doll, Jerry!

Georg get excited for video game
It's ends up being epic store exclusive

elaine buy shoe

millennials are about to be in their 40s when will society leave us alone

Even though people born in like 1983 are technically millennials, they don't really fit the public perception of that generation currently.

The millennial bashing is mostly focused on people born late 80s-mid 90s these days, even zoomers get lumped into it at times.

> Jerry is debating whether to text back his date

J: "It's the polite thing to do!"

G: "You never text first. You have to let her do the first move."

[Jerry and George, at first overlapping.]

J: "'Thank you, I had a wonderful time' -- too much?"

G: "No, no, no! Never! You text her back, you lose the initiative."

J: "'Lose the initiative,' What am I, the Mets? How do I lose the initiative by acting first?"

[Kramer enters]

K: "Heyo -- what's going on here?"

J: "We're debating whether you should text back first after a date."

K: "Woah, buddy. You never text first."

[George pumps his fist.]

J: "This is psychotic. Even for you."

K: "I never even text back. In fact, I don't even put their numbers into my contacts."

G: [Curious] "What, you just give out your number to women and then ignore them?"

K: "Yeah. Drives 'em wild."

J: "Let me see that."

[Jerry grabs Kramer's phone.]

J: "Forty six thousand unread messages?"

[Kramer dabs. George takes the phone and begins reading.]

G: "Hold on... 'Why won't you respond...' 'Misogynist pig...' 'I am going to KILL you...' 'Kramer if you don't reply in 60 seconds I am going to cut your face like a jigsaw puzzle...'"

K: "Wait, what was that last one?"

G: "The one from last night?"

nice

Very good.

This is an Elaine story. She'll walk in, protest that men should text first, go on a date, the guy texts her first and the spark....vanishes.

how come nobody has taken these ideas and made an original show?

Seinfeld is still alive.

>George gets some documents from a colleague and says "thanks" to which the colleague replies "you're welcome"
>We see a nonplussed expression on George's face
>George: Jerry, do you know what he said? "You're Welcome. Like he did me some big favor. He's on the payroll too!"
>Jerry:I thought you said he's an intern. Isn't that basically a modern and acceptable form of slavery
>George: NOTWITHSTANDING!
>Jerry: You know George, this is unexpected even for you. I had no idea anyone could hate "You're Welcome" so much
>George: well I do. You know. I'd really like to find something I could go out of my way to do for this guy and leave the "you're welcome" with him. HAHA, THAT'D SHOW HIM!
>George basically goes to take him out on an expensive date and takes the guy to a shitty Cardi B concert which George hates.
>The intern never thanks him but shakes his hand

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Perfect use.

The Saw reference was a nice touch

Good but it could have been done in the original run

If you want Seinfeld plots based on current technology then just watch the last few seasons of Curb

gorge get vagin

>K: "Yeah. Drives 'em wild."
>*click pop*

This works if the woman is outspokenly woke before that final line.

This board really should just write some sitcom scripts

Seinfield for millennials
>George keeps pretending to be triggered to get out of work
>Eliane starts dating a guy because he is so woke, then decides he is too woke and it gets on her nerves so she dumps him
>Jerry feels guilty his success is only due to being a white male so at the last minute he fives his tv spot to a black comedian, leaving him no time to prepare. The black comedian bombs on live tv and blames Jerry
>Kramer joins the Proud Boys believing them to be a men's self esteem building group.

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