HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

>The Last Samurai
>Interview with the Vampire
>Collateral
>Tropic Thunder
>Jerry Maguire
>Born on the Fourth of July
>Vanilla Sky
>The Color of Money
>plethora of pure kino action movies

>0 (ZERO) Oscars

Literally how?

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Too manly to get an oscar.

Hollyjew is scared of this man and his beliefs. For Xenu will descend upon this land and smite every single hook nosed fucking jew off

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you dont get an Oscar for playing yourself.

He tried the cripple bit to get one in Born on the 4th of July, still no dice. Xenu does not will it so.

>you dont get an Oscar for playing yourself.

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too late, he's the most white man out there

>Is a Faggot.

There you go, you fucking asshole.

>buys his sister a car after first paycheck
>faggots
nah

he follows the wrong religion to win an Oscar.

The podium is to high for him to reach

This

>Tom Cruise
>Manly
Good one

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>does all his stunts
>richest man in Hollywood
>keeps making high-grossing critically-acclaimed kinos despite Jewlywood blacklisting him
>not manly
COPE.

You know your absolutely right. And I think it's real swell of you to accept that your favorite actor is a homosexual and you accept him anyway

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kek the guy on the right doesnt even have REMOTELY similar teeth or upper face, fucking faceblind autists i swear to god

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How is fucking other dudes in the ass not manly?

Remember when he made a YouTube video to tell you how to set up your TV to enjoy movies better? He's a scientologist but the man is an artist.

It’s technically twice as manly

yeah, i wonder (((why)))

>DOESN'T EVEN MENTION HIS BEST ROLE

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