>JERRY - IT HAS TWO GAMES AND THEY CALL IT A COLLECTION
JERRY - IT HAS TWO GAMES AND THEY CALL IT A COLLECTION
Jery get game pad
elaine accidentally swipes right on ex bf
I fucking hate street fighter 2. It has some of the shittiest hit/hurtboxes, move prioritizations and frame data and yet it's apparently the gold standard of fighters.
This
Primal Rage is better, prove me wrong
it was the gold standard of fighters, 30 years ago.
Who would George main?
no Honda allowed
Time Killers is better, prove me wrong.
It's still considered that along with SF3T
It was the first real fighting game. Did you think they where thinking about footsies, zoning and whiff punishes?
Gojira Kaiju Daikessen is better than both
akuma or bison for self insert reasons
The only fighting game franchise is DOA because it makes my pp hard. Helena a best.
you're retarded
have you fapped to her
Not saying that Third Strike is a bad game but nobody liked it and was a massive failure considering SFII. SFIV save SF because online.
based SNK poster
Before I bothered putting in the time to learn how to learn her moves, during that time and after it.
They released like 10 updated versions of SF2 and it seems like all they ever fucking did was speed the game up. A year after super turbo they released alpha so yeah I'd expect them to at least fix shit in the last rerelease.
Killer Instinct was better
what do you fantasize about her
Boob-focused femdom
I hate the game too, I thought you mean the original. Sagat was fucking broken at some point.
you like being dominated? you want her to dominate and bully you?
yes
you are so pathetic
bet you want her to edge you too
yes please mommy helena
I want to get good at it cause it has a lot of charm, but this shit is unintuitive af compared to modern games where you can actually see moves connect and animations finish. I hate being suddenly grabbed while my opponent is still mid air or being hit by a move 3 feet away. Itd require so much memorization of shit that only applies to SF2
Third Strike is great but it wouldnt surprise me if it did poorly
For me, it’s BUSTA WOLF
tfw to dumb for fighting games
It was much better than Mortal Combat. Deal with it nerd.
>combat
JERRY IT'S The same fuckn GAME
Based KI poster
THEY NERFED MY MAIN JERRY! NERFED EM!
Blanca was removed forever isn't that a consolation?
It's only practice, there is no yomi nor any brain activity that is not reduced to muscle memory and reflexes.
Get that ass banned you fat SLOB
>that episode when Kramer and Newman get addicted to a gacha game
>that episode where Kramer spends $10k on FIFA packs
George would main Blanka
Kramer mains Zangief. Giddyup Comrade.
for me, it's tekken 5.
Third Strike is a great game that came in the wrong moment. It was the height of the transition from 2D to 3D and Namco had everybody enthralled by their 3D fighters, so very few people cared.
Also, it didn't help that it took Capcom two iterations to get the game right. There is a reason why nobody remembers the original SF3 and Second Impact.
>why dont you just shoot fireballs back at the guy? It's clearly working for him
>Zangief doesnt have projectiles Jerry!
>No projectiles?
>Not one!
have you ever masturbated to the characters
Pretty sure grab is frame 1 in sf2, it has been awhile. If you don't learn frame data for fighting games you will never get good.
>nnnnnNNNNNNIGGERS!
I only have the 30th anniversary collection and I use a controller so theres definitely no point in trying to learn a 30 year old game with wonky archaic aspects
>tfw use controller
>tfw 30th Ann. doesnt have mapping for 3P or 3K
>30th anniversary collection
Isn't over half of the content of that collection just different versions of SF2? Why buy something you have no interest whatsoever? If you wanted to play Third Strike, surely there were better ways to acquire it.
only kuma.
t. KOF beaner
Tekken 4 is the patrician's choice
>Newman starts a kickstarter
30 bucks for ~15 games wasnt bad. I can play the arcade modes whenever I want, listen to music, look at artwork. I like streetfighter I just havent had a good point to jump in and learn for online play
George = Zangief (but then Guile after Kramer asks him if he's a commie)
Kramer = Blanka
Jerry = Dhalsim (out of curiosity e.g. "What's the deal with his arms?")
Elaine = Vega ("He seems refined and classy")
Newman = M.Bison / Chun-Li (if playing regular SF2)
no know shit jacckkk
I can't really argue it was that long ago, I put a million hours into both and barely played a fighting game since, mained King and murdered everyone when he's mid-tier at best.
>George live streams on twitch
This. Shame about the revival that ruined everything good about it.
Killer Instinct reboot was fucking great you pleb
>kramer stream snipes george
The fuck are you talking about nigga, the new KI is pretty good.
George is tempted to hit the gym and take up wrestling to be more like his main
Kramer slowly becomes more animalistic like Blanka throughout the episode
Elaine meets a guy that looks and dresses like Vega
Jerry cant get past the first enemy in arcade mode
They all lose to a skilled Chun Li player online, Newman
It ruined the amazing character design approach it had.
It ruined a wide variety of extremely-well fitting music for run-of-the-mill edgy-generic tracks
It ruined the great feeling of doing combos for the modern crappy multihit one
It released locked in xbox and shit the bed on windows
Now it's basically dead (and deserved it).
You both are morons and faggots.
jery get parried
>character designs and music bad
So you're an absolute retard who doesnt know what hes talking about? Got it.
>combat
>they all find the arcade and start playing at different times and/or days
>george starts growing a beard and going to the gym to build mass
>kramer, whose shower is rusted acquires an orange tinge in his hair and sees himself reflected in blanka
>he wants to be (even more of) a free spirit
>meanwhile elaine reads a snippet that says the character you choose is the mate you want
>she starts playing vega and timely meets a suave spanish long-haired man
>Jerry finally gives in and tries dhalsim but doesn't realize characters have special moves
>some jocks mock george in the gym after george admits buffing up to be like zangief
>after they tell him he can get buffer but not taller he swears off the game
>tells kramer, who tells him the issue was that he wasn't being american enough
>so george goes back to the arcade and starts maining Guile attaining top scores
>the gang come see him play and how much he has improved but top score is still PMS which they all find hilarious
>kramer wins a two tickets to brazil and leaves before the tournament
>elaine reveals she plays SF2 and the spanish guy leaves her
>george jobs in the tournament but it turns out Jerry has being feeding coins like there is no tomorrow
>no he's good and he reach the arcade's finals
>PMS meant "Postmaster" and it turns out it's actually Newman
>Finals is Jerry vs. Newman, the former wins without using a single special attack nor knowing how to make one
>Newman, jaded, smashes the cabinet
Not him, but they ruined almost everyone and the music is extremely jarring.
you are clearly a faggot
>Kramer, on his first day in Brazil, goes swimming in the ocean and gets electrocuted by eels
Are you literally a nigger? Characters in "KI" look like shit except of very few exceptions mostly being alternate costumes. All the newcomers have shit character design and the extremely overdone fighter inky effect looks god awful unless you drink cum for breakfast daily.
Nice addition. We could go further:
>gets electrocuted by eels while swimming in a green algae proliferation
>he arrives at the E.R with orange hair and green skin
>the local government retrieves him for questioning
Kamer drive uber
Please tell me you didnt do this user. NHL player here, EA Sports is pure evil. They dont deserve your money.
>The Spanish guy Elaine was dating turns out to be Brazilian, and has gone back to his home country, and he points to Kramer, either in fright, shouting "BLANKA, BLANKA" or as part of a police lineup
kek
I GOT THE PICTURE
Itd be funny if the person who gives George the advice to main the All American Hero is Mike Tyson, who ironically mains Cammy and hates Balrog mains
>Elaine's new boyfriend invites her over to his apartment which is full of expensive paintings and gaudy decor from around the world
>Elaine starts to recognize him from somewhere but cant put her finger on it
>He starts preparing dinner by grabbing meat shredder claws
>she compliments his kabuki mask collection on the wall
>he walks over and flirtingly puts one of the masks on, with one of the meat claws still on
>Elaine's eyes suddenly widen when she realizes she is, in fact, dating her main
>when she takes him to the local street fighter tournament, she confesses that she likes him cause he reminds her of a videogame character
>insulted, he storms out, but not before informing her "By the way, I am NOT spanish, I am Portuguese!"
Good one.
This one is fantastic.
Great but he'd have to be Brazilian instead to fit the Kramer storyline
Brazilians speak Portuguese but either way works
He knows.
Only a zoomer would know who this is or care about the spelling of a 30 year old game
>Hey Jer, check out my character, I'm playing a big strong russian wrestler!
>well why're you playing him? You're short and... flabby!
>...its a game Jerry, A GAME!
*Kramer busts in*
>Hey Jerry, woah George you playin street fighter 2?
>that's right!
>Well why are you playing Zangief? You're too short and flabby to play him!
Fast forward to the gym, talking to the local jocks
>so yeah I've basically just been training me and my body to be more connected to my main in street fighter!
>Street Fighter? No way! Who's your main?
>Zangief
*they all start laughing*
>something funny?
>yeah, you cant be like Zangief. You're way too flabby. Plus you cant work out your height!
*Heorge leaves in embarrassment as they laugh more*
*walks by Mike Tyson with his head down*
>whath wrong little guy?
>naaaah its nothing... I was just trying to be more like my main from street fighter 2
>Threet Fighter 2? I fucking love that shit man! Whothe your main
*flexes his muscles*
>Zangief!
>haha no theriothly man, who do you play ath?
>I, I do play as Zangief...
>Well no wonder you're having trouble connecting to your main, look atchyou! You're all pasty and flabby and... what are you, like 5'8"?
>WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING THAT!
>Look, the real problem ithn't that you're not thtrong like your main, the problem ith that your maining a thtupid shitty communitht. If you want to deeply connect with a character, go with the All American Hero.
>Who Guile? Guile... yeah Guile! That's perfect! The great American soldier! I'm american! I'm patriotic!
>Pluth you look like you play like a scared little bitch so Guiles perfect for you.
>Thanks mister, say who do you play as?
>Me? Ithn't it obviouth? I main cammy!
>cammy huh? You strike me more as a balrog player
>Man fuck Balrog playerth, I hate that shitty ath character. For a champion boxer he'th got awful form.
>George leaves in embarrassment as they laugh more
>GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET!
I love board-crossover threads.
>and yet it's apparently the gold standard of fighters.
yeah I hate when people praise the game, give some cred to the real GOAT fighting game Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube
>couple of episodes later
>the Portuguese boyfriend shows up at Elaine's apartment
>and they fuck
>they have sex
>full on nudity on live television
>Larry David and Seinfeld makes so much green that they really don't give a fuck anymore
>couple of minutes of foreplay is broadcasted
>the boyfriend whispers in Elaine's ear "you know, lately I've been playing some Fighting Games too"
>she rips of her pants and starts furiously FISTING her, performing the "Shoryuken"-move (as the gamers would refer to it as)
>Elaine screams in pain, but if you read between the lines you can see that she's really enjoying herself
>after 20 minutes of hardcore sex the episode is nearing it's end
>slow-pan to George sitting in the corner jerking off
>freeze frame, queue soundtrack
BEATS IN BEATS IN BEATS IN BEATS IN BEATS IN BEATS IN BEATS IN
MY HEAAAAAAD
>Elaine and boyfriend have sex
>he keeps doing the vega squeals and yelps
Thanks for ruining it, pervert.
yeah, this is really were the show jumped the shark for me
Music is great, especially how it syncs to the combat and stage
Drink up
>Drink up