/cyc/ - general

sad /PINOT/ edition

Current and upcoming races:
18.04 - 22.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
23.04 EPZ Omloop van Borsele 1.1 WE
24.04 Klasika Primavera de Amorebieta 1.1
24.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège 1.UWT
24.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège Femmes 1.WWT
26.04 - 01.05 Tour de Romandie 2.UWT
29.04 - 01.05 Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo 2.1
29.04 - 01.05 Ceratizit Festival Elsy Jacobs 2.Pro WE
29.04 - 01.05 Vuelta Ciclista Andalucia Ruta Del Sol 2.1 WE
01.05 Eschborn-Frankfurt 1.UWT
01.05 Circuito del Porto - Trofeo Arvedi 1.2
03.05 - 08.05 4 Jours de Dunkerque / Grand Prix des Hauts de France 2.Pro
03.05 - 07.05 Bretagne Ladies Tour CERATIZIT 2.1 WE


Moldovabert's track reminder:
21.04 - 24.04 Track Nations Cup - Round 1 CDN

Velogames:
>League Name: /cyc/
>League Code: 12620635

>Rusbert's webm folders:
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Giro mega.nz/folder/ux8iyBKD#LK1Q90iU9lZsE2tLphV1MA
Tour mega.nz/folder/C18ADCAa#Z27s7BU0JxSrI5W66ZtIIQ
Vuelta mega.nz/folder/2x8QmBjJ#vKFUDvQkeRJK5kmFb9I92Q

>Races info:
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>Free streams:
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Come watch track cycling.

First for TIBOKINO

siberianbert still awake, almost made a new bread
>remembering the better days edition

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why don't they use bmx gates
the sport relies on fraudulent UCI officials?

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n*geria is on!
tao is already shaking

>pinot

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F

>team Great Britain
>team Wales

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is Manon racing for team Wales?

hasn't she retired like 10 years ago?

hey at least Jules Deelder is still alive

>Team Berwick-upon-Tweed

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pinot is de pineut

user...

man those columbian bodies, with big chest and bunda but no excess fat at the tummy

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Half of that.

Sometime I like to sit and wonder what ciclismo would be like, if it were well and truly clean

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PINOT WILL RISE

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looks lame ngl

>Allah
>Clean

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precisely, if you say no to drugs you say NO to CICLISMO

Would have won 8 monuments if the rest of the field was clean, too

Just arrived Moldav bro

Couldn't watch the race, did Pinot come from an early breakaway?

France are out.

>Alaphilippe
Nobody even in France thinks he's clean

Why are there so many Anglo teams?

what's a UCI team inspired?

>quick step riders
>clean
if anything they season shows that they used to be doped till the gills

If he's not clean what is he, Belgian?

also how can this be a "clean" list when there is a sl*venian on it?

Yeah, he was the last man from the break. MAL bridged from the peloton and dropped him. But Pinot was looking pretty good

what is an early breakaway? i only saw the last 5km. does that mean him leading with distance to the rest early in the race?

There are clean B*lgians though

They have many good cyclists that score points which allow them to participate in such events.

French teams learned their lesson after Festina. After 1998, all French teams are pan y agua

procyclingstats.com/team/ag2r-la-mondiale-2009

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Not far from reality

kek at the 1st Greece lad, Jesus really granted him the strength to do 1 lap really fast and gain a huge gap instead of pulling his mates.

The two failed to follow him.

There are currently only 16 clean Belgians

and let me guess, they are all Wallonian?

No, I don't know if any are

interesting shoe choice by Malaysia. laced shoes for the win.

Welcome back.

>The only non-MPCC ProConti team is Contador's EOLO-Kometa
A coincidence

my favourite events are not today btw

Wondering what sort of power they are doing for their 15/30/45s effort, but too lazy to google it

When is the elimination race, friend?

tissottiming.com/2022/nci

a lot

man those green skinsuits
those glutes

hello berts

wich part of Inspired are you from?

Are you an omnium enthusiast?

Nice

Early breakaway = being "allowed" to ride away and later caught, late breakaway = riding away from the favourites. Success from an early breakaway doesn't necessarily mean a rider is back on top, being able to win from a favourites group does. But at least /pinot/ is relevant again so I'll take it as progress

quintessentially french

Glücklich treffen, meinen Bert

Hallo Ameribert, hast du heute einen Burger gegessen?

willkommen Freund

the white French rider blew it

Of course he's not on top. But he just wants to win again after 3 years so he can move on

Nein, ich habe ein Pasta Pesto gegessen

Omnium is good, elimination is best

Lecker!
What did you put into the translator to get Glücklich treffen

I love elimination.

I didn't, I took highschool German and was shit at it

rounder wheels on those cunts

Very, very good time.

>'straya

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I think this is a much better DACH tour start than last year, I love northern Germany but we just have no fucking climbs.

Starting in Düsseldorf with the neutralised start at the Königsallee, the main shopping street of the city, and a finish at the Cologne Neumarkt, we take a long detour to Aachen for some KOM justification. I thought about going all the way to Limburg but then it's called DACH tour not DACHNL tour

>Hürtgenwald (4th Category, 594 m, 9.3 Km at 3.2%, Km 111.0)
>Simonskall (3rd Category, 463 m, 2.7 Km at 6.1%, Km 122.7)
>Schmidt-Geisief (3rd Category, 428 m, 3.9 Km at 5.2%, Km 134.0)
>Brandenberg (4th Category, 385 m, 5.8 Km at 3.6%, Km 147.6)

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>Czechman
kek

>czech rider is called Cechman