/hlg/ Homelander General

I'm white. Cope harder loser.

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You just know.

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Ask him for a selfie.

How are they going to adapt absolute big dick boy kurbstomping Nazi stormfront fuck when in the TV show only Vought has compound V?

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In the next season its revealed Starlight is the only one who can hurt Homelander.

lol, there's a superhero named stormfront?

They've already written the V being spread out to the world in the show.

I expected it in this one but apparently it's too early for A-listers to fight.

That's the kind of subtle and intelligent storytelling you can expect from Ennis.

Stormfront is a woman in the show. Guess what love sausages ethnicity will be changed to?

>That remembrance ribbon
The costume designers are the REAL heroes

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And he's a literal Nazi, original, righ? In the comics the creator of coumpund V was a German scientist. Again, original and groundbreaking, right?

Let him, I don’t want my face melted

I miss the hamster

i hate you people for making me curious about this. i´ve looked up the comic, its absolute bullshit from start to finnish. especially the art is insulting. imagine calling yourself a professional and making something like
the bodys change shape, the faces are extremely inconsistent and everything looks so static. literal webcomic 1manshow tier

The artist from the last couple issues is pretty good desu

LARP harder

No one said it was good. if you grew up around that era reading comics, Ennis is the sort of author you picked up at the shop when you were"Duhh to old for that baby shit." it's definitely nostalgia. It has some funny moments.

I miss The therapy scene with tek-knight instead of the deep, where he admits to raping his sister's kids' chinchilla to death

>~10 ago
>some fuzz about le ebin evil superheroes and blowjow stuff
>check the comic
>is awful
>~5 yeas ago
>some acquaintance lend me the comics because they are allegedly good
>read it
>is shit
The plot and pacing is awful:
>exposition
>new group of supes, that are always sexual obsessed drug addicts
>boys crubstomp them easily
>a bit more exposition
>plot might advance a little
>repeat 5-6 times
That's all. TV series does a better work in less time. FFS, some characters like Frenchie already have more development in the series than he have in the whole comic.

>another Boys thread
this show is incel stickypaper

COPE moar, capeshitter

When's Super Duper showing up?

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So was Homelander created in a lab or was he found by the scientist guys?

worked and seething

Thanks for your bump, friend, you're the REAL hero.
Now go fuck Shamu in the blowhole

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>t. cucked by homelander

Based speedwatcher.

I skip every second episode

guess who's the fastest man alive ? (not a-train)

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But in real life he's Antony Starr who's a Chad despite being less than 6" tall too.
In other words, the problem isn't looks, the problem is you

Not part of the Seven though, is he?

What was the deal with homelander and stillman exactly I thought she was his mom at first until they fucked

>the deep story arc
what was the point, it felt so disconnected from everything

The comic is pretty shit. It's got the atrocious pacing, the page layout is fucking atrocious, the art constantly changes, scene changes are extremely jarring and often make no sense and the writing is boring and convoluted.

It's got some funny moments but honestly the TV show is way better.

even more amazing once you notice the small pattern on Homelanders suit

this, the comic sucked

Reminds me a lot of other edgelord comics like Punisher, wouldn't surprise me if it's the same publisher.

That fucking song in that fucking scene. They knew this would be so fucking cool.

I didn't notice. Anyone have a close up of this pattern user is referring too?

That will kill s2

What a weird relationship. I was legitimately blushing watching those two be intimate. So wrong.

Trigger him by gushing over Maeve and ignoring him completely.

I agree. The comic is shit compared to the show. They really made it better. Which almost never happens.

I really want to make her eyes light up

I cannot tell if that is a wig, or her real hair dyed.

How will the treat /ourgirl/ Starlight since she chose to be a real hero and help the Boys rescue the Female? Surely they won't let her stay on the Seven but will they be able to straight up kill her?

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Sounds like a great way to get lasered

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Thank him for his service

>A-Train dosen't die in that scene where they break his leg
what in the absolute fuck, it isn't even mentioned ?????

That was really weird. I don't even remember how he got out of it. Just showed up in a later scene.

HOMELANDER TRIES TO TAKE OVER THE GOVERNMENT, FAILS, IS KILLED BY HIS CLONE BLACK NOIR WHO IS KILLED BY BUTCHER, WHO IS IN TURN KILLED BY HUGHIE
HUGHIE KICKS A-TRAINS FUCKING HEAD OFF
THE DEEP BECOMES COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT AND USELESS
VAS DIES OFF CAMERA
MEAVE IS KILLED BY HOMELANDER TO ALLOW STARKIGHT TO ESCAPE
HUGHIE HOOKS UP WITH STARLIGHT, DUMPS HER, THEN TAKES HER BACK AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER, THE END

she's hispanic, it's obviously dyed

>FOR ME ITS THE BOYS, ITS A DARK AND GRITTY DECONSTRUCTION OF THE MUNDANE AND IMMATURE SUPERHERO GENRE. ITS THE RICK AND MORTY OF SUPERHEROS

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I was certain he died in that scene, but instead he returns and then dies(?). Kinda just wanted him to die there by the asian girl, kind of a payback moment. I also liked the idea of Hughie(and the Boys) slowly killing off members of The Seven. Like Translucent, then A-train, perhaps Deep later on, then moving up against the bigger and better.

The show doesnt follow the comic, newfag

kys projecting incel with a autism degree in genetics

Yikes

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Tv writers are consistently worse than comic writers, and this was a badly written comic

I think he escaped/was rescued then when his brother met him in the trainyard its implied he took more V to speed up healing massively

>superhero related tv show
>not pg-13
>no quips
>superheroes are the real villains
>too much gore
>not made by MARVEL STUD10S

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>NOOOO! YOU CANT JUST DECONSTRUCT MY PRECIOUS CAPESHIT!

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Jokes on you, they purporsely picked a bad comic with a couple of good idead to make their shit around it. And is way better than the comic, retard.

This post does not rock the casbah

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Purple Man already did.

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What the fuuuuuuck?

I'll bet he's raising Shareef's son.

yeah not killing a-train (especially trying to save him the 2nd time like wtf) was plain bad writing imo. they had some retarded idea about what they needed a-train for and how the char development would go and then forced the story to be like it became to arrive there, despite not killing a-train and them saving a-train doesn't make sense even from a character development perspective. hughie being that naive and retarded at that point breaks my immersion. a-train was going to use his fucking dad as a hostage for fucks sake. does he think a-train would just not do it again if necessary or come after and kill him? "hurrdurr just destroy his legs". fucking shite

Nothing. I mean, he's gay after all.

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He'd developed to the point where he was no longer interested in revenge, which is why he left Butcher to go save the boys. He and Starlight did the right thing there for no other reason than it's the right thing to do. Real hero shit, y'know?

>compound V is a super seecret that only a handful of people know about
>all the parents know about it, all the doctors, a-train's brother so presumably all their families know about it

How do they reconcile this?

.t mongoloid whose only "good" attribute is made up

What is that shit that looks like a pizza place logo on Homelander's chest?Bugs me so much.

This. Butcher is ultimately the villain of the story as much as Homelander or Vaught. Starlight and Hughie are the heroes because they're going to try to do the right thing, not get revenge at any cost.

by getting high and fucking boys in a seedy club

Black Noir is Homelanders fail safe Clone, designated to kill Homelander if he goes off the deep end but, he lost his sanity somewhere along the way.[/spolier]

In the comic. In the show? Already retconned.

The most likely identity of Black Noir in the show is Kimiko's brother.

Oh, those are little eagles. Why is that cute?

Kek, it’s the same writer

This, but unironically.

True but... exploding vibrators

Almost none of the supes knew outside of the Seven and even then it was only because A-Train was running packages for Homelander and presumably that's how Popclaw and A-Train's brother found out. The parents probably signed NDAs and knew better than to talk to anyone but even so there were clearly rumours that Homelander had to "handle".
It's probably one of those things like the Russian female athletes that took male hormones back in the 80s that you heard rumours about but no-one could prove anything so no-one took it that seriously until it turned out to be true.

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the show would be a solid 2/10 if not for chadlander

>It's probably one of those things like the Russian female athletes that took male hormones back in the 80s that you heard rumours about but no-one could prove anything so no-one took it that seriously until it turned out to be true.
Or how everyone knew Weinstein was a creep. Or how everyone knew Eipstein was a creep.

That's like saying the Spice Girls would be 2/10 without Sporty. Yeah, of course they are but when you've got them all together you've got the Spice Girls

This show is the next game of thrones. Amazon is going to make a fucking fortune off this.

Exactly or like how everyone knows Dan Schneider or Prince Andrew is a creep

Theres zero change of the ratings board letting all the rape and gay scenes in. Let alone the kock off xmen who are groomed pedophiles and dog fuckers.

Ukrainian?

>canthal tilt
You lookism dweebs never fail to leave me in stitches.

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Tell him I had sex with his mother

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That actually plays into his character pretty well. It makes him look kind and non-threatening which is a great contrast to his batshit insanity.

i broke down and finally watching ep1. comfy show and i watch nothing but Better Call Saul

This. He's even better than the comic book version which is already based as is. There's a more subtle psychosis that they nailed here and it turned out better than the outright maniacal on the nose nature of the original depiction.
The guy who plays him is probably the best actor on the show too.

>homelander is an incel just like me!

hahaha oh my lawd

But.. he said there's nothing gay in that same panel. So he's not gay silly.

Fakkin diabolical!

YU WON'T BOLIEVE DA FINGS DEY GET OP TOO

He has mommy issues (and daddy issues too but he's not a gay) and she's a MILF who bosses him around and looks after him, he got obsessed with her.
Then he finds out she lied to him and betrayed him so it goes to yet another place.

So how old is John Homelander?

There won't be a second season of The Boys, there doesn't need to be.

It also fits the business model of a platform like prime. Put out a good show to get a bunch of subs and then pull it.

hes so powerful her only hold on him is her vagina. pretty much everyone is in abusive relationships. thats just the writers fetish.

They're filming S2 literally right now

Ennis is such a gay rape fetishist, all his shit has so much rape and sometimes its played for comedy.

i need this stabilized

>amazon ordered 4 seasons
>2 already in production
>july 2020 release
Keep telling yourself that kiddo. There is a ton of material to use from the comic book, you could easily get 10 seasons from this

>won't be a S2
>S2 is already in the works

So, Homelander is as fast or faster than A-Train? Since he was able to save Billy from an explosion

t. Butcher

Prime is a vanity project for Bezos as much as it's a profit machine. He's using his money to make shows he'd want to watch

Must be faster, explosions move at thousands of metres per second.

bur he has the same powers?why didnt he btfo the chinese girl easily then?

Pretty sure the old scientist said john was the most powerful super.

Do you just pull random facts out of your arse or are you literally retarded?
Also "Theoriginof thename Maeveis Irish. Translated from the Gaelic,Maevemeans "she who intoxicates."In Irish legendMaevewas thenameof a warrior queen of Connacht (the western province of Ireland) who organized the death of the hero Cúchulainn."

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Is like the comic and the TV series are different, right?

If I can recall it was ''You're my greatest failure'', possibly meaning that originally Homelander was to be a very powerful supe with an actual purpose. However he became the world's greatest monster somewhere along the way.

>Maeve was the name of a warrior queen of Connacht (the western province of Ireland) who organized the death of the hero Cúchulainn."
well that's not foreshadowing at all

Burgers can't be trusted to distinguish between ethnicities

>canthal tilt
>get a link to the incel wiki

Black Noir needs The Boys alive so they can push Homelander over the edge and go rogue so he'll have an excuse to kill Homelander.

Superman could out run The Flash!
>nuh uh!!

agreed, i blew through the comics after watching season 1 and the pacing is unbelievably janky. Pages and pages of annoying Hughie/Butcher dialog intercut with bulldog rape jokes. Its saving grace for me was that multiple superhero teams get taken down

Wait, you MUST mean ginger

What's Ginger Spice up to these days?

Probably because theyre not going the same route, in the comics Black Noir literally eats babies just to fuck with the Homelander

>Starred in Moon
Ugh what? That movie had like three characters. One was voice by a pedo and the other two were the same actor.

>black guys a junkie
a very shamamamalyin twist

didn't starlights mom say she signed a NDA in the show?

Don't know, was too busy imagining a life with Starlight as my wife

I want at most 5 seasons almost every show that goes over 5 seasons goes to absolute shit
ex.
>walking dead
>lost
>Got

i think there's also the video of the wife

Are we sure he isn't gay?

see He said he isn't gay. Homelander wouldn't lie to you, right?

Did the Deep had to suck Homelander's dick in the comics? Because it kind of feels implied in the show

What is it? Eagles?

everyone sucks homelanders dick, or he'll fucking laser you.

>a negative canthal tilt
the fuck is going on here is this some incel overanalyzing things no human benig cares about and blames his average looks for not getting pussy despite him being comepletely soulless and devoid of any personality trait except entitlement?

>What do?
Suck his dick

based

>saves The Expanse
>produces NaziKino with TMitHC
Based Bezos.

>nazi kicking is still mainstream

When will this leftists commie cringefest die?

The blond boy Homelander's son is insanely handsome.

>this being a beta

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAHAHAAAHAAHAAH

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Why hughie and butcher ship is so big already, do they fuck in the comics or what, I don't see any chemistry between them in the tv show

>everything the deep touches turns to shit
guaranteed this fish fucker will get a redemption arc then get brutally murdered. this is the most predictable thing ever.

important question here; when hughie hughie's starlight and she cums with her eyes lighting up, how does she not snap his dick off? Those contractions would be like continental plates smashing together

I thought the guy was gonna be killed during the race and they'd only find out with a slow motion replay.

Calm down, Butcher's wife

He'll just come out as gay and be instantly pardoned for everything bad he did

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her power isnt super strength you clot. its being a light-bulb.

Women like shipping ugly guys like Benedict Cabbagepatch and Martin Freeman. Guess they found the perfect replacement

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She seems to have a baseline of raised physical strength. She's lifting up cars in the first episode

giving hugie the super power of killing super heroes?

He's not gay, he's bisexual silly.

>pic related is an incel because of negative canthal tilt

HAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Hughie is relentlessly handsome. I want to kiss him relentlessly.

>Black Noir is a clone of Homelander
uhmmm

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Pretend I never loved the bitch. Divorce and pay nothing because I can prove adultery. Ain’t nobody fucking with Homelander. Ain’t nobody.

Why didn’t he just laser that oriental bitch then?

Butcher won't be able to resist. He's gorgeous desu, perfect mix of his parents

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based relentlessly handsome poster

>black noir
>is black
Bravo!

Haha, me and my friend Billy hitting the scene tonight, we out here!

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Amazon told them to promote the ship and they're the two males with more scenes together. Nowadays if your show doesn't have a strong gay ship it's a failure

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The showrunner made Supernatural S1-5 and it has one of the biggest fandoms. So I guess the fans saw The Boys.

They want the fujoshit audience?

>You fucked me....wrapped your stretchy arms
around me, and it was, it was so fucking hot, and your dick was so perfect and long and stretchy. And you played my butt like jazz. With poise and skill and willingness to improvise. I have a video of the three of us sucking and fucking.
They're calling him Bi icon

I'll do this.

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I just wish it was longer. Hopefully we see more of Homelander opr8'ing in S2

Go after his clone who obviously did it (Black Noir)

Tek knight is a true hero

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Wheres the shadman edit of this

fuckin checked