How do we fix Bundesliga?

wow this somehow makes you less of a virgin

it has already been fixed. the German fans are completely neutered cucks for Bayern

>50+1 get abolished
what now? Bayern gets the biggest deal then

unironically by abolishing 50+1

not really. it depends who who buys you. the guy who buys the most marketable team is probably in it for money. look at the shit owners man u and arsenal got vs the good ones small teams like man city and chelsea got.

Americans aren’t gonna stay cheap for long. Our Zoomers zoom hardest

Fix it in terms of parity?
>Salary cap
Fix it in terms of competitiveness with EPL/El Ligo?
>remove 50+1 rule

we would probably buy over half your league within a month, German clubs are seen here as a much better investment in a world without 50+1

why is united having shit owners? they spent the most money on players of all clubs. the players being bought were a horrible decision but the owners used a lot of money

there is nothing to fix, the dominance of Bayern ends with this season. The leading Bundesliga experts agree that the next years will belong to Leipzig. It will be known as the Era of the Bull

The league will forever be soulless without pic related.

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its all money they earn. the difference is chelsea spend 1bn but its given from owner. man utd owners give nothing, they make the 1bn by selling man utd toilet paper to indians and chinks. also they have no idea how to win. liverpools owners are cheap too but they know how to win and employ smart people. utd owners employ retards. its not just about spending but planning and football knowledge

>Bayern have been the only Bundes team to win any sort of European title in the past decade
>Bundesliga still get 4 automatic CL spots
How? How does a league the relies on 1 team to do all the heavy lifting get the same number of spots as the PL and La Liga?

using russian mafia money is not better, user but i get the point. the owners of united are assholes. sounds like you guys need more german managers to use all the money right

getting to semi finals in EL

get rid of 50+1 in exchange for 99+1, force the sale of all pharma, auto and energy drink clubs
and also the german government funds Hamburg to compete with bayern and keep the coefficient afloat

that's a good question, actually
i guess german teams are good in going through the group stage in europe what saves the coefficient that decides how many starting spots you get. the thing is after the group stage all teams except Bayern are worthless.

By literally not caring about international football. That's what I do. The different sections of the Bundes that aren't first place are decently entertaining. Otherwise? Make a clean distribution of 1/18th of money for all clubs.

Wilhelmshaven, the city Asuka is from, is actually a decent city. Bit ugly, since it has very little history, but otherwise it is fine. Dunno what she means by the country stinking of alcohol or garbage not being collected on time.

Japs are autistic about public decency and clean streets in ways that not even Swabian village grannys could ever hope to achieve.

It's literally just a proxy city of Oldenburg due to its location at the Jadebusen. There are at least 5 cities in the Oldenburger Münsterland alone more interesting than Wilhelmshaven, even Friesoythe is better

>this is how japs imagine german women are
youtube.com/watch?v=ohd0aT3m__k

I'm not saying it is a terribly interesting city, I'm just saying it isn't "the worst city in the world" either. It is fine.

Speaking of, how do the Japanese in Düsseldorf survive carnival season without commiting instant sudoku at the sight of drinking, howling, hurling, fornicating and street pissing masses?
Do they do like migratory birds and just fuck off to Japan for the season?

lol Busen

I mean, that is how I survive Carnival, I move up north for a week.

based

Remove the 50+1 rule, sell all your top clubs to foreign money launderers and price the working class scum out of attending matches. That's what we did and look how great the Premier League is now!

>working class scum
i would heem the shit out of you irl

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This guy is making some good points

Nigga is from poop austria

I'll have you know, asuka is best girl it's not even close

>i love having my club bought by arab sheikhs

And?

What does 50+1 change? It just allows foreigners to siphon off german profits. What the Bundesliage needs is more competent and professional leadership. But that cant be too bad, if they all end uo in England anyway (Klopp, Tuchel, Guardiola, Rangnick, Marsch, Hasenhüttel etc) Half the english league is sucking german talent, nothing more.

Keep the riff raff stuck in their rented homes watching on TV so that the tourists can enjoy the match in peace

autist, he's being sarcastic

oh nevermind

ASUKA LANGLEY-SORYU, YOU'RE A DISGRACE

I HOPE EVA-02 GETS DECOMISSIONED

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>arab sheiks
Oh no, literally the best owner possible in the world of football.

>they make the 1bn by selling man utd toilet paper to indians and chinks.
So? United has never had budget issues. If the team can support itself why is there an issue? Has United not spent enough? No. They just haven't spent on the right players.

hundred percent right. do you think the riff raff eat at fine restaurants? no, they eat at fucking McDonald's. Bundesliga is the McDonald's of football

Making the Original Sixteen great again

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You forgot to say
>first can I say Angel Lives Matter, I say thank you to NERV

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There's nothing to fix. Bayern's dominance will end in 2 years time. Their recruitments in the last few years have been shit by their standards and hiring Nagelsmeme is the cherry on top

sorry but youre not a real german if you dont get piss drunk on carnival

the kraut would know

I hate Buyern so much it's unreal. >:(

lame

Kys Bayern Hühnchen!

hmmmmmmmmmmm.......
no.

t. working class user