/seriea/ - Rugani edition

MATCH DAY 34
>Saturday 23th April
15:00 Torino - Spezia
15:00 Venezia - Atalanta
18:00 Inter - Roma
20:45 Verona - Sampdoria

>Sunday 24th April
12:30 Salernitana - Fiorentina
15:00 Bologna - Udinese
15:00 Empoli - Napoli
18:00 Genua - Cagliari
20:45 Lazio - Milan

>Monday 25th April
20:45 Sassuolo - Juventus

Reminder to keep it comfy, take your meds, never expect oral on a Friday night, a carpet or a rug nailed to a wall is considered a tapestry, shave your balls and be a good boy.

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negru

still no news kek

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least onions filled man in bologna

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>Post-takeover AC Milan emerge as possible destination for £100m Chelsea wantaway striker Lukaku [Nizaar Kinsella]
here's your striker bro

But >we're already signing discount Pookaka

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>de ligt was born in leiderdorp, netherlands
>leiderdorp literally means leadertown
give him the armband already

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A dorp is more of a village I feel

I was born in Hoofddorp

the church and the leader at the center of the village

Leiderdorp
Leiderdorf
Leider dorf
unfortunately Village

Wanted to make a joke about one being not like the others but who am i kidding

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>Haller
Lmao

top of the line ngubus only...milan is back....

I dont see how zaniolo is worth 50-60m. He is only worth half of that what roma wants

Milan should force Roma to accept whatever his Transfermatkt value is or else Bahrain will bomb Rome

>taking rumours about knowing Investcorp's transfer policy from the sources that were completely oblivious to the deal in the first place
That being said, ngubupumping will continue as long as sosol will prefer just sell their players to jj and foreign players having a tax break
With his cassette charge knees he shouldn't even be considered by any serious club. But then again we're talking about Association of Clowns Milan

Remember those 11 goals in a single UCL campaign though?

>Will have €300m
>Still want to buy a dead Florenzi
GdS

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Yes. This seems more realistic to me. Once again transfermarkt is right

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Something-something post wc elimination changes that require more italian grown players in the squad. Without Cromagnoli and Kessie they need to keep at least some italian-grown players.

screencap this post. Milan will have a net spend of 30m tops

Giampaolobros...

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>as long as sosol will prefer just sell their players to jj
i hate sassol frauds so much its unreal

You are forgetting the profit of the kessie sell

Milan aren't cheaps, they're just spending like spazzes and then are fixing fuck all in january.
He stopped scoring in like early april. But truth be told, il maestro's big brain tick tocks pushed him into LW position which was top honk honk move.

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Net spend THIS

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>Accolto il ricorso Uefa, rischio sanzioni per Juve, Real e Barça

welcome to the Russian Premier league

Haller is good, Ngubu is just another blundershitga scam, Tchiiip is another ligue 1 scam

i will say haller flopped bigtime in the EPL, and anyone can look good up front in the eredivisie

he looked good in champions league and serie A fits his playing style perfectly, he is a Lukaku with a good first touch and Lukaku destroyed serie A

But was it just West Ham shit at attacking or was it him being terrible personally?

>TMW: Patric and Pedro are out with muscle problems. Milinkovic, Marusic, Strakosha and Cataldi were put aside due to the flu, they worked in the gym. Reina and Radu are still absent due to the flu.
What are the chances that >we will still lose?

next sfinter president? some believe so

he is a system player, think of how Icardi is a cebter forward that rarely helps in the middlefield or creating game but is always in the area to receive an assist and score a goal, Haller even helps a bit as well, he is perfect for Serie A, get di maria for free and he will have someone giving him chances at least 10 times per game

100%. The team is gassed and has no will to play for the title.

101%

Look at the teams faces in Europe and how badly they were injured

>due to the flu

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if kirke is the church at the centre of the village then de chad is undoubtedly its high priest

>he is a system player
So he will flop in AC "hoof the ball and inshaAllah" Milan. Thanks.

>then Patrick Zaki is undoubtedly its high priest
ftfy

more like the one going around stealing the paintings from inside the churches

Paul Verhoeven's Benedetta starring Annekee

Luka Romero young messi night incoming

De Chiesagt

> brown
> catholic
pick one and one alone, my friend

I’ve taken to rating raspadori for the simple fact that he’s not zaniolel

This is what italian zoomers are watching

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>juventusfc, verso il post Dybala: contatti per DiMaria, occhi anche su DavidNeres
t.Di Marzio

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>get di maria for free
grim unless he takes an enormous wage cut
i've been doing the exact opposite lately lmao
dear god i hope this whole italjuve thing is just journalists shitposting

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They cute and bridging racism

>didn't even get to shit on di maria before the jj rumours popped up
holy shit
bonko stop

Yeah but that still won't be enough, we need Patrick Zaki to defeat racism

>lets get a /weakmind/ 34 year old who was only genuinely good in his final season at madrid 50 years ago on a 10m+ contract
bonko fuck bonko no stop please

>left-back (Emerson Palmieri is at the top of the wish list)

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Malacia > Wijndal > Emerson

you wanted Allegri, of course he's asking for old shitters

more like the “i wish he never plays for juve” list

> 35 years old di maria
would rather sign free agent isco unironically